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Cheez posted:As a pizzologist, I can say with 100% certainty that cold pizza can be good on a case by case basis, and reheated pizza can be good on a case by case basis as well, with separate results for microwave and oven. Now if you'll turn attention to the blackboard, I've created a pizza flow chart... This sounds vaguely familiar...
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 Part 1: Start of Something poo poo
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This game is so bad that I can't watch it. Don't do this to yourself.
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That was a struggle. Who thought it was a good idea to give you a neural stunner that lasts mere moments longer than it takes to pogo over and outright dispatch an enemy?
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IT'S A BAD FUCKIN VIDEOGAME EVERYONE COME LOOK
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Woolie Wool posted:Don't do this to yourself. Too late 
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Seems like most of the time if you get hit in the air you die. If you get hit on the ground you survive.
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man seeing bad ports of games to the GBC is always going to remind me of the Resident Evil GBC port LP that was done a few years ago  unfortunately this doesn't have the charm, and I don't think anything ever will 
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Jun 17, 2015 06:43
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What terrible game is this? Why is it in a Commander Keen LP? This game doesn't exist in the CK series.
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Jun 17, 2015 10:37
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I see there was another reason for Id to screw over Nintendo, in addition to censoring Hitler and swastikas in Wolfenstein 3d. 
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Jun 17, 2015 10:44
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Other games that were released in 2001: - Zelda Oracle of Ages/Seasons (GBC) - Wario Land 4 (GBA) - Halo - Super Monkey Ball - Animal Crossing - Pikmin - Pokemon Crystal - GTA 3 - Luigi's Mansion This game was released around the same date the GBA was first for sale. Wikipedia about Keen GBC posted:David A. Palmer Productions initially approached Activision (id Software's publisher at the time) about developing a Game Boy Color (GBC) port of Doom, as Palmer had long been a fan of id's first person shooters.[1] Palmer's company had specialized in bringing licensed properties to the GBC, such as Earthworm Jim, Pitfall, Men in Black: The Series and Gex.[citation needed] They did release Doom for the GBA later that year.
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Maybe this game would've been better had it been on the GBA. Or maybe there shouldn't have been a game at all. One surprising aspect of this game is the instructional booklet, which is pretty extensive and well done. And, uh, maybe I should've read it before recording so I actually knew how the game played, but I didn't know this existed until I realized there's usually something included with the game. I also get the sneaking suspicion that the correct order is Droddicus, Shikadi, then Fibbulus Xax, but whatever.               Tomorrow will be enemies, levels and bosses. What fun!
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The weird colouring scheme on his clothes doesn't even sync up with what's on the box - yet they remembered the Packers helmet there!
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If the musical stylings sound familiar to anyone, it's because it's done by Mark Cooksey, who did a metric shitload of 8/16 bit stuff.
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THE BAR posted:The weird colouring scheme on his clothes doesn't even sync up with what's on the box - yet they remembered the Packers helmet there! Or, weirdly, the title screen, which gets his shirt and helmet correct (he wears a purple shirt and blue pants in the PC games) while the box art doesn't.
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Jun 18, 2015 10:28
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He's still got the most punchable face I've seen on any box art, it's horrendous.
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Jun 18, 2015 10:32
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Some of the early Mega Man box art would like a word with you, Bar.
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Jun 18, 2015 14:42
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 At least he's not a tenth as smug about it.
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Jun 18, 2015 15:55
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Part 2: This Kills the Keen
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Was the music in Forest 'O Crazy Mushrooms really supposed to sound like two different tracks on top of each other?
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      Seriously, this booklet has everything
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"To compensate, they've developed an oversized ear." "oversized ear."  "EAR."  They, uh, they forgot something, didn't they? Not to mention the lact of "sensitive eyes", why even go the distance of fetching old enemies when you're just gonna ignore simple visuals?
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THE BAR posted:"To compensate, they've developed an oversized ear."
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It's so odd, because the graphics -almost- look good. I mean, it's colourful, Keen's running animation's pretty decent and the locales are varied.. There's just so much weird stuff jutting out, like the poison slug's lacklustre animation, Keen's syringe-o-stick and the lack of, well, monster animations besides walking and getting hurt. The fact that almost every monster functions like any other's a huge detriment, too, as that was actually one of the high points of the Keen series, the monster routines.
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Small request from one of your 3 viewers here. Would you be so kind to link to your next LP in this LP when you start the next thread?
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THE BAR posted:It's so odd, because the graphics -almost- look good. I mean, it's colourful, Keen's running animation's pretty decent and the locales are varied.. There's just so much weird stuff jutting out, like the poison slug's lacklustre animation, Keen's syringe-o-stick and the lack of, well, monster animations besides walking and getting hurt. The fact that almost every monster functions like any other's a huge detriment, too, as that was actually one of the high points of the Keen series, the monster routines. Small teams of talented idiots making games for portables about others' IP is nothing new, but it's strange that Keen ended up getting that treatment. It's actually more of a disaster in terms of things they failed to pay any attention to, too.
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THE BAR posted:It's so odd, because the graphics -almost- look good. I mean, it's colourful, Keen's running animation's pretty decent and the locales are varied.. There's just so much weird stuff jutting out, like the poison slug's lacklustre animation, Keen's syringe-o-stick and the lack of, well, monster animations besides walking and getting hurt. The fact that almost every monster functions like any other's a huge detriment, too, as that was actually one of the high points of the Keen series, the monster routines. The last level of the first world almost gave me a migraine, and I don't even normally get migraines.
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Major_JF posted:Small request from one of your 3 viewers here. Would you be so kind to link to your next LP in this LP when you start the next thread? Sure thing, but I won't be revealing it, otherwise the cat's out of the bag! And while I wait for the final video to export, here's more sweet hints and cheats for this radical game. (Some of the images overlap with ones in Droddicus, but I don't care~)      
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Part 3: They Hope It's All Over ...we-we done? That's all of them? Well, not exactly. There are still 3 fan games to be done, but I'll have a small break from Keen. I imagine my next LP won't be any longer than 3-4 months, so odds are, join me in October when we finish LPing every Commander Keen game.
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Thank god that's over. And thank you for lp'ing the good Keen games. 
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Found my registration goodies. I hope it's OK to post them here!        
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e: ^^^ thanks for posting that registration stuff, that's really cool! Thanks Crosspeice & Dirty Deeds Done for the lovely LP. It was awesome to see Keen 4 get completed after I spent so many summers in the basement on my dad's computer struggling to get through it, and then seeing the other 5 games I'd never seen before was really cool.
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That's so cool. I never knew it went into so much detail! I hope I got everything... 
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Oh wow, that scan is lovely.
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      That's everything, let's now pretend that the last Keen game was in 1991.
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As requested, here's my newest LP, I hope everyone enjoys it.
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