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Ace of Baes
Yeah. (Young Money)
Yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah.
Look look.
I don't know why they been lying but yo poo poo is not that inspiring
Bank account statement just look like I'm ready for early retirement
gently caress any nigga that's talkin' that poo poo just to get a reaction
gently caress goin' platinum, I looked at my wrist and it's already platinum
I am the kid with the motor mouth
I am the one you should worry about
I don't know who you're referring to, who is this nigga you heard about?
Someone just talking that bullshit, man, someone just gave you the run-around
Niggas downplaying the money but that's what you do when the money down
I don't waste time putting money down
I just go straight to who got it and buy it in cash
Pussy so good that you gotta come see me on tour and you gotta fly in first class
This has been years in the making, it's all for the city
They know I come right every summer, Cash Money Records forever
I'm always big timing, bitch, I came up right under Stunna
You know it

[Hook:]
Jealousy in the air tonight, I could tell
I will never understand that but oh well
Bein' ready is real, I don't know about you
She just wanna smoke and gently caress, I said, "Girl, that's all that we do."
Okay, now you're talkin' my language
Now you're talkin' my language
Now you're talkin' my language
Now you're talkin' my language
Bein' ready is real, I don't know about you
She just want to smoke and gently caress, I said, "Girl, that's all that we do."

[Verse 2:]
I'm about to roll one and light it and gently caress it man, no one's invited
I gotta kill off the weak poo poo that's got all you niggas excited
I can't even listen, you whylin', I'd much rather sit here in silence
I send all my money to banks in the islands and eat with Italians, I do
People are funny; you don't even know 'bout the poo poo that I been through
I just want some head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple
Talkin' that poo poo with your back to me, just know it always get back to me
Come get your girl, she been here for three days and she way too attached to me
Hate when they get too attached to me
I gotta get on the bus and get back on the road
Get what I can out the country
And then I just get on the jet and go back to the cold
Can't even drive with the top off
Been workin' so hard on the album I missed the whole summer
I just might bring in some girls from Miami
To heat up the city and that's word to Stunna
You know it

[Hook:]
Jealousy in the air tonight, I could tell
I will never understand that but oh well
Bein' ready is real, I don't know about you
She just want to smoke and gently caress, I said, "Girl, that's all that we do."
Okay, now you're talkin' my language
Now you're talkin' my language
Now you're talkin' my language
Now you're talkin' my language
Bein' ready is real, I don't know about you
She just want to smoke and gently caress, I said, "Girl, that's all that we do."

[Outro: Birdman]
Famous ain't it?
You understand me?
Showtime, headlines
Big time, sunshine, tote nines
Bust mines, flat line, hard grind
High life, stay fly as jet time
Stunt nigga
Every time you see a nigga
Stunt nigga
Every time you see a nigga
Stunt nigga
Swag on head to feet nigga
Stunt nigga
I might just bring in some girls from Miami
To heat up the city and that's word to Stunna
You know it

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Miss Psychosis

ham_sanitizer posted:

this but pictures of me looking sad next to large, difficult books

Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

suicide bi cop posted:

Yeah. (Young Money)
Yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah.
Look look.
I don't know why they been lying but yo poo poo is not that inspiring
Bank account statement just look like I'm ready for early retirement
gently caress any nigga that's talkin' that poo poo just to get a reaction
gently caress goin' platinum, I looked at my wrist and it's already platinum
I am the kid with the motor mouth
I am the one you should worry about
I don't know who you're referring to, who is this nigga you heard about?
Someone just talking that bullshit, man, someone just gave you the run-around
Niggas downplaying the money but that's what you do when the money down
I don't waste time putting money down
I just go straight to who got it and buy it in cash
Pussy so good that you gotta come see me on tour and you gotta fly in first class
This has been years in the making, it's all for the city
They know I come right every summer, Cash Money Records forever
I'm always big timing, bitch, I came up right under Stunna
You know it

[Hook:]
Jealousy in the air tonight, I could tell
I will never understand that but oh well
Bein' ready is real, I don't know about you
She just wanna smoke and gently caress, I said, "Girl, that's all that we do."
Okay, now you're talkin' my language
Now you're talkin' my language
Now you're talkin' my language
Now you're talkin' my language
Bein' ready is real, I don't know about you
She just want to smoke and gently caress, I said, "Girl, that's all that we do."

[Verse 2:]
I'm about to roll one and light it and gently caress it man, no one's invited
I gotta kill off the weak poo poo that's got all you niggas excited
I can't even listen, you whylin', I'd much rather sit here in silence
I send all my money to banks in the islands and eat with Italians, I do
People are funny; you don't even know 'bout the poo poo that I been through
I just want some head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple
Talkin' that poo poo with your back to me, just know it always get back to me
Come get your girl, she been here for three days and she way too attached to me
Hate when they get too attached to me
I gotta get on the bus and get back on the road
Get what I can out the country
And then I just get on the jet and go back to the cold
Can't even drive with the top off
Been workin' so hard on the album I missed the whole summer
I just might bring in some girls from Miami
To heat up the city and that's word to Stunna
You know it

[Hook:]
Jealousy in the air tonight, I could tell
I will never understand that but oh well
Bein' ready is real, I don't know about you
She just want to smoke and gently caress, I said, "Girl, that's all that we do."
Okay, now you're talkin' my language
Now you're talkin' my language
Now you're talkin' my language
Now you're talkin' my language
Bein' ready is real, I don't know about you
She just want to smoke and gently caress, I said, "Girl, that's all that we do."

[Outro: Birdman]
Famous ain't it?
You understand me?
Showtime, headlines
Big time, sunshine, tote nines
Bust mines, flat line, hard grind
High life, stay fly as jet time
Stunt nigga
Every time you see a nigga
Stunt nigga
Every time you see a nigga
Stunt nigga
Swag on head to feet nigga
Stunt nigga
I might just bring in some girls from Miami
To heat up the city and that's word to Stunna
You know it

this, obviously, except for tinder's profile length limit

actually u could screenshot the lyrics and put them as your last like 4 pics

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

please kiss me i'm so cold and alone

Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

a picture of me at the local sports franchise game, with 3 of my friends

a picture of me at a bar, with the same 3 friends

a picture of me at the beach, with 2 of the friends from the previous pictures

blank profile text

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

please kiss me i have been told that i have very passionate lips and nice eyes

Al Borland

by XyloJW
If you google me you may or may not find pictures of me disguised as a toilet trying to trick women.

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Twilight Matrix posted:

art museums are great dates but theres nowhere to have sex in a museum so its prolly not so great for a tinder date

this is the opposite of true

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
I lift

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
apparently there is a black tinder called soulswipe

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Savage For The Winjun


man i guess i only go to really nice art museums on my dates and theres security guards like every 30 steps

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Twilight Matrix posted:

man i guess i only go to really nice art museums on my dates and theres security guards like every 30 steps

date a security guard. You can bang them in their security sector.

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Twilight Matrix posted:

man i guess i only go to really nice art museums on my dates and theres security guards like every 30 steps

the kinkaid store at the mall is not an art gallery

Savage For The Winjun


Al Borland posted:

date a security guard. You can bang them in their security sector.

you know there is a really cute one who always tells me to please move behind the line....

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
hai my name is Carly but u can call me bae. I like video games (bejeweled blitz 4 da win lol). I'm a total nerd, and I love microbrews because they're small or something. im just looking 4 a nice guy to watch the perks of being a wallflower with, and someone who isn't grossed out by period blood (I am very natural, so I am into air dying). I hate doctors so I just do homeopathy and rely on astrology to tell me how to take care of myself.

I AM DTF

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Al Borland

by XyloJW

Twilight Matrix posted:

you know there is a really cute one who always tells me to please move behind the line....

Inform her you are in line for her heart and not the other line.

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