- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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a friend needs help, so type them up a good profile please
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May 17, 2015 00:59
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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- Full-Bodied Flavor
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if people get uncomfortable around me its the same way they do when riding a rollercoaster. its thrilling
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May 17, 2015 01:03
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- Mapparu
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i may stab you but as long as you say the secret code. you are okay.
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May 17, 2015 02:22
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- dumb crambo
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Can't post for 3 years!
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fabulous prizes await!
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May 17, 2015 02:25
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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I went on one tinder date and it was awkward. Don't go to an art museum with your Tinder buddy, it's really hard to have a good conversation
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May 17, 2015 02:30
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- FutonForensic
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just a quiet girl that loves horse jesus
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May 17, 2015 10:48
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- Al Borland
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by XyloJW
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I may want to have a quickie with you in a bathroom or port-o-john.
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May 17, 2015 11:27
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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r u n2 pine needles? I am!
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May 17, 2015 14:41
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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art museums are great dates but theres nowhere to have sex in a museum so its prolly not so great for a tinder date
au contraire
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May 17, 2015 14:46
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Art museums have tons of benches and no visitors and sometimes even outdoor sections or dark rooms
Also bathrooms
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May 17, 2015 14:47
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- GEExCEE
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Knife to meet you
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May 17, 2015 17:03
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- Al Borland
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by XyloJW
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I may or may not try and take pictures of you with my phone from under the table.
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May 17, 2015 18:47
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- ham_sanitizer
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professional swine bather
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a match entitles you to a free alcoholic beverage
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May 17, 2015 19:17
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- ham_sanitizer
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professional swine bather
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~~~~~ LIVE ~~~~~~
~~~~~ LOVE ~~~~~~
~~~~~ POOP ~~~~~~
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May 17, 2015 19:20
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- ham_sanitizer
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professional swine bather
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👉🏻👌🏻?
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May 17, 2015 19:26
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- Al Borland
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by XyloJW
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I buy your soiled panties for 25 dollars.
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May 17, 2015 19:34
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- landy.
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i am shy when im new to peoiple but when i get to know them ill let out my random side!
I am a feminist and a vegan and a straight edge.
check your inbox
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May 17, 2015 22:59
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- om nom nom
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om nom nom nom nom nom nom
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May 18, 2015 00:55
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- killmeimmafailure
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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honestly I'd like to know. I'm swiping right to anything with a pulse at this point.
e: it's not the real life stuff I can speak in person alright, it's the getting the women to accept my $5 hot n readies that's the problem
killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 17:16 on May 18, 2015
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May 18, 2015 17:13
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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try "I have hot n ready"
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May 18, 2015 17:18
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- killmeimmafailure
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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I am become hot n ready
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May 18, 2015 17:20
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- Cyber Dog
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~~SEX LORD~~
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May 18, 2015 17:20
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- alnilam
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I'm a grown rear end man
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May 18, 2015 17:23
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- killmeimmafailure
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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yeah horse riding and hunting with their dad screams "issues", but I swipe right all the same
e: issues being conservatism and healthy family relationships. I'm an awful person
killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 17:43 on May 18, 2015
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May 18, 2015 17:23
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- ulvir
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May 18, 2015 18:46
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- ham_sanitizer
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professional swine bather
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thank you for asking but NO i am not looking for a hookup *has 3 sexy pics showing off my chest*
this but pictures of me looking sad next to large, difficult books
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May 19, 2015 00:00
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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i am easy going about most things but please don't mention jon heder or any movies he's been in nor my resemblance to him. message me if interested (in me, not jon heder).
everyone in the idf must die
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May 19, 2015 02:28
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- Al Borland
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by XyloJW
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I get really gassy when excited. I get excited easily.
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May 19, 2015 03:09
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- a fragile ego
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you can call me lulu or raymond. im a wandering music gypsy who can play at least five (5) different instruments, including the ocarina. if we meet up dont scuff my jordans, please.
if you swipe right, please visit my SomethingAwful dot com profile!
swipe left if you use SJW as an insult. come on.
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May 19, 2015 14:39
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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swipe left if u gay lol
everyone in the idf must die
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May 19, 2015 15:11
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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