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Coke inhalation a bit too enthusiastic
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Wanted to be like everybody else
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Aug 2, 2015 16:58
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fleeing from government agents when I ran out of the pills that hid my true reptilian form. I ran into a lamppost
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Aug 2, 2015 17:43
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climbing a tree like an ant eater
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Aug 2, 2015 17:54
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tried to snort rocket fuel
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was trying to shotgun a beer and didn't have anything else to puncture the can with
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Aug 2, 2015 17:56
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i used up my lifetime allotment of smelling things and it broke off, a strong lesson for moderation and hubris for trying to learn the world's smelly secrets in one lifetime. no one person can hold that knowledge
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Aug 2, 2015 18:04
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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I already told you I walked into a door. I WALKED INTO A DOOR
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Aug 3, 2015 06:19
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I was wafting the smell towards my nose and karate chopped myself. gently caress you Mr. Chang, safer way to test a chemical reaction my butt.
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Aug 3, 2015 06:22
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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Couldn't resist the youtube "do it yourself nosejob"
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Aug 3, 2015 06:26
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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got a bionic implant that detects smells 100x better than the average human
- My olfaction is augmented.
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Aug 3, 2015 06:36
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swarm of bees stung my nose simultaneously
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Aug 3, 2015 07:33
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bet someone $10 i wouldnt break my own nose
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Aug 3, 2015 08:49
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gathered all 7 dragon balls and wished for a broken nose
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needed to sign a blood pact with a demon and didnt have anything sharp to prick my finger
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Aug 3, 2015 08:51
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swarm of bees stung my nose simultaneously
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Aug 3, 2015 19:01
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Cosplayed tuco badly.
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