Jurassic Park 4 was good (spoilers)

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smoobles

the ending set up Jurassic 5 very nicely

# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:17

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Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

i havent' seen it but 1)why is chriss pratt the dinolord and 2)why are they making him play a seriousman role that doesn't play to his charm at all

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# ? Jun 12, 2015 23:42

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

chris pratt always seemed like a dumb lovable guy so i have a hard time taking him seriously, he dun been typecasted

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# ? Jun 12, 2015 23:50

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

"I'm the raptor alpha" says chris pratt, except they want us to take it seriously

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# ? Jun 12, 2015 23:53

Looke

dino fistbump at the end was awesome and i think this is the most excited i've been for a movie in a long time, i had a beaming smile across my face during the whole movie

# ? Jun 13, 2015 00:06

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

smoobles isn't kidding yall

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# ? Jun 13, 2015 02:39

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

the iRex sounds dumb

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# ? Jun 13, 2015 02:55

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

it is. fun movie tho

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# ? Jun 13, 2015 03:17

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

There was a family with 2 small kids behind me and friends. It's dead quiet and a dino is sneaking around when a child yells: "Mommy, I went pee-pee" and everybody laughed. Good movie though.

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# ? Jun 15, 2015 05:49

joke_explainer

is it better than mad max?

# ? Jun 15, 2015 06:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Yobgoblin posted:

There was a family with 2 small kids behind me and friends. It's dead quiet and a dino is sneaking around when a child yells: "Mommy, I went pee-pee" and everybody laughed. Good movie though.

That was me :blush:

# ? Jun 15, 2015 06:18

Savage For The Winjun

joke_explainer posted:

is it better than mad max?

ridiculous

# ? Jun 15, 2015 06:37

Wertjoe

joke_explainer posted:

is it better than mad max?

No.

Jurassic World is entertaining but for all the worst reasons.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 08:11

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I still don't know why that raptor exploded

# ? Jun 15, 2015 08:17

Wertjoe

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I still don't know why that raptor exploded

What one? The one that gets thrown through the window at the end or the one who gets shot by a rocket. The rocket one was the highlight of the movie and I couldnt stop laughing.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 08:22

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Wertjoe posted:

What one? The one that gets thrown through the window at the end or the one who gets shot by a rocket. The rocket one was the highlight of the movie and I couldnt stop laughing.

Why would you fire a rocket at a raptor?

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# ? Jun 15, 2015 11:14

fuck. marry. t-rex

Al Borland posted:

Why would you fire a rocket at a raptor?

This guy never played turok...

# ? Jun 15, 2015 15:24

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I still don't know why that raptor exploded

It landed on the Mongolian grill. It's going to be served with roti.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 16:37

Wertjoe

Al Borland posted:

Why would you fire a rocket at a raptor?

For pure comedy.

# ? Jun 15, 2015 17:09

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Al Borland posted:

Why would you fire a rocket at a raptor?

in the first movie the doc fires a shotgun into one at point blank and didn't kill it so rocket launcher is the next logical step

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# ? Jun 15, 2015 18:43

ulvir

I loved it when the raptor lifted up his right leg, waved his giant claw and said "knife to meet you"

# ? Jun 16, 2015 15:25

GODS NOT REAL: YOU STUPID BUNNIES

I thought it was loving brilliant from start to finish. It was amusing, tense, and so drat fun.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 22:48

treasure bear

this highly critical poster demands nuance in dino movies

# ? Jun 16, 2015 23:17

Looke

GODS NOT REAL posted:

I thought it was loving brilliant from start to finish. It was amusing, tense, and so drat fun.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 23:17

joke_explainer

they should have held off on showing the dinosaurs while chris pratt leads the audience on a tour of a wounded bird sanctuary, and then eventually been like to the camera, 'oh? you're wondering where the dinosaurs are? well... they're all around us. these birds are the living descendants of dinosaurs.' and a falcon would land on his outstretched arm, 'donate today to your local bird sanctuary!'

# ? Jun 16, 2015 23:31

joke_explainer

scenes left on the cutting room floor:

sly reference to the original movie where chris pratt struggles to find a place to put his car in the parking lot (originally movie was jurassic park)

a taxonomist is shushed for three minutes while trying to comment that it would more accurately be called the cretaceous park

scene where a raptor bites on his big claw while thinking as he hacks a computer to get around security measures

# ? Jun 16, 2015 23:36

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# ? May 6, 2024 12:49

treasure bear

joke_explainer posted:

they should have held off on showing the dinosaurs while chris pratt leads the audience on a tour of a wounded bird sanctuary, and then eventually been like to the camera, 'oh? you're wondering where the dinosaurs are? well... they're all around us. these birds are the living descendants of dinosaurs.' and a falcon would land on his outstretched arm, 'donate today to your local bird sanctuary!'

# ? Jun 17, 2015 00:49

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