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And so I stand here now, my fellow Americans, as the only candidate with the guts to say what you all know to be true: we must nuke Iran before they nuke us!
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"Yes I'd like to take a question from the Nig-Nog in the back... Thank you and god bless America"
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All I'm saying is that I'm more of a hero because I didn't waste millions of tax dollars on crashed airplanes
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FilthyImp posted:"Yes I'd like to take a question from the Nig-Nog in the back... Thank you and god bless America" A beezy in every hand
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Lord of Pie posted:All I'm saying is that I'm more of a hero because I didn't waste millions of tax dollars on crashed airplanes ..but enough about 9/11
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Although it is true that I once said that illegal immigrants are people and should not be ripped apart by wild dogs, and that I also said that trees, oxygen and the environment are all necessary, I want to reassure the good and decent American voters here today that such views were a youthful indiscretion and my opinion on such matters has evolved as I have received more information from the Charles and David Koch Foundations.
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*50 years ago* an industrialist looks with a grim smile to the happy children playing a federal park and grimaces further it is time these moochers paid for the air they breathe he purchases a bunch of factories and ignores EPA regulations soon soon *50 years from now when the earth is on the brink of ecological disaster^ republican puppet: i propose that we set up giant gasometers and charge people per breath these moochers have been stealing our air for too long! *wild applause*
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I'd like to ask my opponent *looks at Ben Carson and pauses dramatically* Why are you here?
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Top City Homo posted:*50 years ago* 
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We know, we know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like: anti-war, government nig------uh,
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"If you liked what Trump said about Mexicans, just wait until you hear what I have to say about those uppity *looks both ways* nig-" I'MSORRYYOURTIMEISUP
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StandardVC10 posted:*Produces rifle from behind podium, fires it into the air* *Produces rifle from behind podium, opens fire on opposing candidates and moderators* "I wouldn't have been able to do that if any of them had brought guns" *Is made Republican nominee by a landslide*
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