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"Let the states decide" "Let the states decide" "Let the states decide" "Let the states decide"
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*is too scared to agree with anything but the most insanely radical stance in case the crazies don't vote for me*
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Jul 17, 2015 02:13
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"Hi, yes you there" "What are my thoughts on operation Jade Helm?" "Well I believe we should let the states decide what kind of military operations are welcome in their own borders. Thank you and god bless"
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Jul 17, 2015 02:16
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*advocates for universal healthcare*
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Jul 17, 2015 02:17
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Build a wall around every mexican Tougher on crime Lower taxes More money gently caress you got mine
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Jul 17, 2015 02:17
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obamacare is slavery all over again but worse because it's doctors and not black people this time
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Jul 17, 2015 02:18
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"Hello my name is Hillary clinton. You might recall my husband Bill who hosed a fat chick (not me, lol) in the white house"
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Jul 17, 2015 02:18
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~liberals~
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Jul 17, 2015 02:19
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i, for one, love to guzzle Koch jizz
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Jul 17, 2015 02:23
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in fact i daresay i could guzzle more Koch jizz per minute than any of my respectable colleagues on this stage tonight
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Jul 17, 2015 02:23
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We now know that liberals use dead babies bought from planned parenthood in their artisan sandwiches, therefore we need to arm unborn children so they can defend themselves
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Jul 17, 2015 02:26
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burn the poor for fuel
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Jul 17, 2015 02:26
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gets so mad at donald trumps repeated assertions that he has a low iq that he assault him on stage
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Jul 17, 2015 02:28
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:gets so mad at donald trumps repeated assertions that he has a low iq that he assault him on stage lol you mad, bitch? *approval rating skyrockets*
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Jul 17, 2015 02:28
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"Governor Rick Perry, Donald Trump tweeted that presidential candidates should take an IQ test before running for president in response to your comment regarding border security. How do you respond to that?" *Puts glasses on* Crowd: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......."
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Jul 17, 2015 02:29
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*drops the n bomb on a hot mike, is not ben carson*
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Jul 17, 2015 02:29
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*kicks boots up on the coffee table* "boy howdy not much better after a long week of campaigning than a nice break at niggerhead ranch"
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Jul 17, 2015 02:30
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let the states decide, imho
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Jul 17, 2015 02:31
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a stirring impromptu rendition of the digimon theme
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Jul 17, 2015 02:32
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Something Else posted:a stirring impromptu rendition of the digimon theme my colleague here obviously will not defend a state's right to teach alternate theories to digivolution, he will not allow schools to teach your children about the digi-destined
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Jul 17, 2015 02:35
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*calls Ben Carson "my brothuh" over and over again throughout the night*
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Jul 17, 2015 02:43
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"Well that is a good question, and I'm glad you asked it, because-"*immediately pivots to own talking point which strongly implies a minority of some kind is genetically predisposed to criminality, and should be sterilized as such*
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Jul 17, 2015 02:53
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What my opponents fail to realize is that unless we pass an amendment banning gay marriage for good, God will not save us once Israel defeats the filthy Muslims once and for all and the last seal is broken.
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Jul 17, 2015 02:57
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Jul 17, 2015 03:45
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- More money for us - gently caress you
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Jul 17, 2015 03:48
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cut taxes for everyone (who funded my campaign)!
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Jul 17, 2015 03:50
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*rambles incoherently about Jesus for a while*....."And that's why I oppose social security, foodstamps and the ACA. If they can't pay for it let them starve and die in the streets!" *Crowd roars in approval*
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Jul 17, 2015 03:54
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*Demonstrates topical humor by doing Simpsons impressions. Unfortunately does the impressions so badly that it alienates everyone who has seen them* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K0sRkvX4KE
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Jul 17, 2015 04:12
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Obama is a SOCIALIST! I hate him more than any of you.
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Jul 17, 2015 04:18
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i'm NOT gay
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Jul 17, 2015 05:13
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I'll put Mexicans back in schools and build a wall to keep God out. Wait...
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Jul 17, 2015 05:41
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I may have been a failure of a CEO of HP, and had a failure of a run for senate in california, but there is no way that my presidential bid can fail because the entire reason I'm here is to create plausible deniability that the GOP has women or something.
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Jul 17, 2015 06:29
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm NOT gay *is caught checking grindr by camera I didn't realize was in a corner*
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Jul 17, 2015 06:30
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vote for me and ill make sure the poor starve to death so more* jobs will be available *estimating based on projected job outsourcing statistics
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Jul 17, 2015 06:45
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*Hires more people than goons* *Pays people better than goons* *Remembers they progressively control more of Congress each election despite the gerrymandering*
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Jul 17, 2015 15:12
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Harald posted:"Let the states decide" Whoa, hold on there friend. While I am firmly and ardently in support of states rights, we can't let them openly defy the rule of law. It is for this reason that, if elected president, I will not look the other way while states legalize injecting marihuanas.
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Jul 17, 2015 15:20
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*only let on debate stage because im the only female GOP candidate despite terrible poll numbers* Affirmative action is UNfair and must end!
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Jul 17, 2015 15:27
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I'd run this country like I ran my-- wait, the White House has a break room right? With snacks and all? Okay yeah, I'd run this country like I ran my company.
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Jul 17, 2015 16:40
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I'll uphold Christian values by letting my male VP make all the decisions.
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DutchDupe posted:*only let on debate stage because im the only female GOP candidate despite terrible poll numbers* lol this is quite the fantasy you have concocted
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