Jeb Bush = Gob Bluth

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Corsair Pool Boy: Dec 17, 2004; College Slice

My roomate and I have been bouncing this around, we would like your thoughts.

code:

GOB              JEB
Buster           W
George B.        HW
Lucille          Hillary
Tobias           Carson
Stan Sitwell     Trump
Lindsay          Fiorina - I think Rand is better for Lindsay, but roomate suggested:
George Michael   Rand - Short and with a childlike understanding of things
Oscar            Bernie (old, crazy bald hair, pot)
Barry Zuckerkorn Chafee
Bob Loblaw       O'Malley

And, I think, our greatest one:

Franklin: Scott Walker (because he's a puppet you see)

Corsair Pool Boy has issued a correction as of 07:04 on Nov 7, 2015

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# ? May 3, 2024 14:32

NewMars: Mar 10, 2013

Feral_Shofixti posted:

My roomate and I have been bouncing this around, we would like your thoughts.

code:

GOB              JEB
Buster           W
George B.        HW
Lucille          Hillary
Tobias           Carson
Stan Sitwell     Trump
Lindsay          Fiorina - I think Rand is better for Lindsay, but roomate suggested:
George Michael   Rand - Short and with a childlike understanding of things
Oscar            Bernie (old, crazy bald hair, pot)
Barry Zuckerkorn Chafee
Bob Loblaw       O'Malley

And, I think, our greatest one:

Franklin: Scott Walker (because he's a puppet you see)

A racist puppet, no less. :eyepop:

# ? Nov 7, 2015 08:09

Helsing: Aug 23, 2003; DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU JOE BIDEN

I feel like George W. is closer to Michael than Buster -- he's the one that actually got to be President, even though everyone but him recognizes that he wasn't as good as he said he was. Buster is probably closest to Neil Bush, the forgotten sibling who is neither seen nor heard.

My suggestion for Barry Zuckercorn would be Rumsfeld - the guy guy who gives you really bad advice on how to handle your Iraq situation.

And in my opinion the obvious candidate for Lindsay isn't Fiorina but Sarah Palin. I get more of a Lucille II vibe from Fiorina.

# ? Nov 7, 2015 21:48

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Carson is Maggie Lizer.

# ? Nov 7, 2015 23:38

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

Gob is at least vaguely competent, even if a bit a terrible person (see: Neil's record). Jeb is Buster in all of his patheticness.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 00:30

Helsing: Aug 23, 2003; DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU JOE BIDEN

Barbara Bush: "He had business classes..."

Jeb! Bush: "18th century agrarian business, but I guess its all the same principles... Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?"

# ? Nov 8, 2015 06:58

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Xelkelvos posted:

Gob is at least vaguely competent, even if a bit a terrible person (see: Neil's record). Jeb is Buster in all of his patheticness.

Jeb is exactly Buster, except with an unhealthy obsession with his father instead of his mother. That bit really seals the equivalence for me.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 18:07

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Paging Dr. F�nke...

# ? Nov 11, 2015 15:42

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Grey Fox posted:

Paging Dr. F�nke...

Please photoshop Carson behind him. Then it would be perfect.

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Deep Hurting: Jan 19, 2006

PT6A posted:

Jeb is exactly Buster, except with an unhealthy obsession with his father instead of his mother. That bit really seals the equivalence for me.

I see what you did there.

# ? Nov 11, 2015 23:37

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