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-put your car in reverse, its considered negative mph, so you cant get pulled over -if you get prescription 3d glasses you're allowed run stop signs -more wheels = faster -if you drive on the median on turnpikes, its free |
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ITS LIKE.. YOURE SO STUPID YOU GET A DUI AND YOU DRIVE IN REVERSE CAUSE YOU CAN UNDO THE TICKET... FUCKIN MORON / |
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Jul 29, 2015 10:50
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AS SOMEWHAT OF A NON "AMERICAN". I FIND IT HEALTHILY FUNNY THAT BICYCLING DRUNK IS AGAINST THE LAW... ARE YOU KIDDING? WHO CAME UP WITH THAT?? THE TAXI INDUSTRY?!?!? / |
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Jul 29, 2015 10:51
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try not to let water pool and freeze under your surface as it can lead to potholes
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Jul 29, 2015 10:53
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DONT DRIVE IN THE WATER, CAUSE IT CAN LEAD TO "HYDROLOCK" , ESPECIALLY IN YOUR DIESEL TRUCK.
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Jul 29, 2015 10:55
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If you drive everywhere in reverse it TRICKS your engine into making more fuel |
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Jul 29, 2015 13:25
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connect your reverse lights to your brake lights and scare the poo poo out of anyone behind you at a stoplight |
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Jul 29, 2015 14:00
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Composting Toilet posted:AS SOMEWHAT OF A NON "AMERICAN". I FIND IT HEALTHILY FUNNY THAT BICYCLING DRUNK IS AGAINST THE LAW... The idea is in america you are so likely to get mowed down by a car while bicycling, doing it while drunk is tantamount to suicide |
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Jul 29, 2015 14:06
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I prefer to tip the road 15% because tips=To Increase Proper Service and as we all know if your vehicle isn't properly serviced it can be problematic. Always tip the road!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 29, 2015 14:10
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My road pro-tip: break off your rear view mirror. It obscures your vision of the road in front of you, reflects dangerous tailing headlight into your eyes at night, and is completely superfluous if you have side mirrors or a neck. |
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Jul 29, 2015 14:12
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look at your phone as often as possible when you have passengers go ahead and give a lil chuckle out loud at whatever chive article you buddy sent you and type a nice reply acknowledging the funny article whilst frantically looking between the phone and road. your friends will appreciate you more for sharing what funny thing is distracting you from piloting a 3 ton object utilize the buzzlines not as a precautionary measure but as a necessity to keep your dumb rear end from swerving too far off course... that social media isnt going to give itself attention y'know |
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Jul 29, 2015 19:06
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tollbooths are the tip jars of the highway system. i walk around a lot, so i never use tollbooths, but i do my part by dropping a quarter every other mile or so. you do not want to stiff the road, you're going to go down that road again someday and have to look it in the dotted yellow line and it's just awkward and you feel shamed
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Jul 29, 2015 23:16
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the road is really tough on a traveler
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Jul 29, 2015 23:21
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it can be very insulting and short with travelers, increasing their stress
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Jul 29, 2015 23:21
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the best thing to do is speak plainly, yet kindly to the road, and let it smell your hand as you approach it so it can become familiar with your scent
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Jul 29, 2015 23:22
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left lane = winning lane. fight your way over there and stay there, soaking up the superior feeling
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Jul 29, 2015 23:58
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if someone tries to pass you, that means they think they are better than you. don't bother with cruise control, and let your speed vary +/- 10mph. if you encounter a line of cars you want to be faster than, the most effective thing you can do is aggressively tailgate the last car in the line. |
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Jul 30, 2015 00:16
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trailers: sale/rent rooms: .50 cents
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Jul 30, 2015 00:25
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Thingyman posted:if someone tries to pass you, that means they think they are better than you. wow pro advice here |
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Jul 30, 2015 01:03
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The only important road is the road to happiness.
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Jul 30, 2015 01:04
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My tip. Please enjoy "The Charm of the Highway Strip" by magnetic fields whilst traveling Stephin Merritt has a voice like sexual chocolate |
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Jul 30, 2015 01:29
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if you've just passed someone make sure you give your car a breather by slowing way down |
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Jul 30, 2015 01:36
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Qwerinty posted:tollbooths are the tip jars of the highway system. i walk around a lot, so i never use tollbooths, but i do my part by dropping a quarter every other mile or so. you do not want to stiff the road, you're going to go down that road again someday and have to look it in the dotted yellow line and it's just awkward and you feel shamed lol |
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Jul 30, 2015 05:32
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the road is fuckin hard, it's also really fuckin tough |
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Jul 30, 2015 21:14
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the road is always on tv pulling tough guy stunts like letting entire semi trucks run over it |
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Jul 30, 2015 21:46
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