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Rodatose

corn, corn, corn

Bread Set Jettison posted:

Death crew is the the best crew and you're not invited with that attitude
I wouldn't want to be part of dead crew. I'll take being Ghost Renegade any day over that.

besides I was a ghost the second my first section of life* ended so I technically was never dead, and wouldn't want to identify as such.

*fyi the Spectral Rights movement is trying to move common usage away from "afterlife," because that has the implication that a post-corporeal mode of existence is somehow less spiritually substantial than the corporeal one.

Rodatose fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Aug 6, 2015

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tokyo_vamp

poisoned by cowboy killers
i want to die a very specific death

Bread Set Jettison

ibts posted:

i want to die a very specific death

...I'm listening...


thewizardofshoe

I want a designer death...the Gucci death.

free basket of chips

by FactsAreUseless
i just woke up from a nap and my dream gave me a cool idea for a sitcom. 5 people die and go to heaven and they spend eternity getting into shaninigans

Scene from the pilot episode in my head that got laughs

God (he looks like a fat Hawaiian): hey welcome to heaven

Main character: *kneels* your holiness! in the name of the father, and t-

God: no its cool you don't need to do that anymore

Main character: oh okay neat

I'd watch that show.

free basket of chips fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Aug 6, 2015

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
I would too. is hawaiian god referred to as 'the big kahuna'

Casio_knight

every episode the big kahuna could teach us a life lesson that would be useful if we werent dead.

Senior Management



Everyone dies eventually but me.

:jerry:

Bread Set Jettison

Vynar posted:

Everyone dies eventually but me.

Wha tif the timeline is really long tho


DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Well, then you wait a long, long time until Heath dead of drug abuse.

Senior Management



Bread Set Jettison posted:

Wha tif the timeline is really long tho

Sorry I defeated the Grim Reaper at a game of scrabble and now I am immortal

:jerry:

Bread Set Jettison

I'm dead btw


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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
thank you for letting us know so we don't worry

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