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Pretty soon I'm moving to a cave in the woods to be a hermit and I was wondering if anyone knows where I 'll get things like food, water, toilet paper and internet access to write my hermitage blog. Any ideas?
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Where can I find dinty moore in the forest...?
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Jul 31, 2015 03:41
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the urge is strong, and it tastes good, but you can't lick up all the cave moss. you have to let it grow, form a sustainable colony. next, make really cool but simplistic drawings with the oldest rocks and dirt and charcoal you can find, make them in hard to reach and fragile areas. place stones in patterns meaningless to you. die in the cave (after years ok) and when you are found it will be a really beautiful werner herzog film
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Jul 31, 2015 04:05
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Day 1: I have a headache. Can anyone post a picture of what an asprin tree looks like? hoping I can find one...
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Jul 31, 2015 18:23
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as long as it's in amazon drone delivery range I could live pretty much anywhere
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Jul 31, 2015 18:24
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you can usually steal wi-fi from someone else's cave
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Aug 1, 2015 00:19
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I am a congenital optimist.
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p sure it is best to live in caves in the hills since it looks way cooler to come down from the hills than to climb up from the valley
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Aug 1, 2015 01:09
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I am a congenital optimist.
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also one of they key points of hermit life is sustenance from spiritual growth so you won't need food or water as you gain enlightenment but it doesn't cover cleanliness so be sure to bathe every time it rains
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Aug 1, 2015 01:10
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p sure it is best to live in caves in the hills since it looks way cooler to come down from the hills than to climb up from the valley
plus by the time the water gets to you all the hill hermits have peed and pooped in it
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Aug 1, 2015 01:28
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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However it is important to make it clear you are not a "hill person"
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Aug 1, 2015 01:37
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I thought this was the hill forum?
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Aug 1, 2015 01:56
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build a yurt out of tobacco to confuse firends & family
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Aug 1, 2015 02:11
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I thought this was the hill forum?
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Aug 1, 2015 02:23
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Day 1: I have a headache. Can anyone post a picture of what an asprin tree looks like? hoping I can find one...
any willow tree should do. brew the bark into a tea.
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Aug 1, 2015 05:35
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the urge is strong, and it tastes good, but you can't lick up all the cave moss. you have to let it grow, form a sustainable colony. next, make really cool but simplistic drawings with the oldest rocks and dirt and charcoal you can find, make them in hard to reach and fragile areas. place stones in patterns meaningless to you. die in the cave (after years ok) and when you are found it will be a really beautiful werner herzog film
"This man - this man we have found was very close to nature. You can see here, this pattern of sticks that no normal person would have placed here in this cave. We believe the sticks are documenting the tradewinds that would bring this man some seagulls to eat, during seasons when other forms of meat were scarce." - werner herzog
"I believe he became so at one with the world the only way he could survive was to exist here." - werner herzog
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Aug 1, 2015 08:18
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"This man - this man we have found was very close to nature. You can see here, this pattern of sticks that no normal person would have placed here in this cave. We believe the sticks are documenting the tradewinds that would bring this man some seagulls to eat, during seasons when other forms of meat were scarce." - werner herzog
"I believe he became so at one with the world the only way he could survive was to exist here." - werner herzog
lol, that's a pretty good herzog
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Aug 1, 2015 14:52
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Wiener Hotdog - For seasons when other forms of meats are scarce
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Aug 1, 2015 16:31
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Day 1: I have a headache. Can anyone post a picture of what an asprin tree looks like? hoping I can find one...
as glass bottom boat said aspirin actually comes from willow trees so idk if this was a joke question but it has a real answer
Look for them around river banks or lakes, they like watery places
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Aug 1, 2015 23:03
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additionally it might be dehydration, so try drinking some water. look for it around river banks or lakes, it likes watery places
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Aug 1, 2015 23:06
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another reason you might have a headache is you have parasites. watch out for them around river banks or lakes, they like watery places
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additionally it might be dehydration, so try drinking some water. look for it around river banks or lakes, it likes watery places
lol
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Jul 31, 2015 03:40
Another reason you might have a headache is you were dropped on your head by a mosquito. Look for them around river banks or lakes. they like watery places.
