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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
poo poo is literally better than the sun because you can grow flowers indoors with poo poo and sick grow lites

dont need the sun thanks





oh nm sun is good


ty bacalou!

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
the sun is a miasma of dank weed plasma
a gigantic nuclear bong hit

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Coolness Averted

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

problematic hug posted:

it's dying, friend

rip, the son

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
welp it's nighttime here so the sun pussied out, I was all set to fight

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deep dish peat moss

DCT: "So anyway, like I was saying, *leans over, dips tip of cigarette in the sun, all nonchalant* teachers really serve no purpose beyond corrupting the youth."
Girl: [looking at the Sun] "Gosh, I could put that thing out right now."

deep dish peat moss

Splatmaster: *climbs in the ring, spits in a bucket and punches his oven mitts in to each other*

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Hick Magnet posted:

Dozens of firefighters sliding up a pole in to the sun

lmao

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smoobles

joke_explainer posted:

if you had a ball of weed the size of the sun you wouldn't have a ball of weed the size of the sun, you'd have a star. that would be enough to initiate nuclear fusion. it'd be short lived though, as it'd just burn through the carbon to iron then collapse. it would be a very unusual star.

well yeah, that's the idea. as it burns the solar system gets smoked out for ~10billion yrs

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Savage For The Winjun


please stop saying mean things about my lord, the sun.

Senior Management



Twilight Matrix posted:

please stop saying mean things about my lord, the sun.

gently caress the sun

:jerry:

Macnult

The sun is awesome and always much better than a sun lamp. It's also free while supplies last.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Take the sun out for a fancy dinner

deep dish peat moss

Sex with the Sun is insanely hot.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
gently caress the sun until you becum plasma

then snuggle for a billion years

playground tough
can we talk about sunburns

Salmiakki


the sun is really insecure about its sun spots, its like the kid with acne in high school. no planets wanan go near it not bc of its heat but bc the sun is a goddamn greasy nerd

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ty cat dynamite

fuck. marry. t-rex

I really prefer the moon. It's pretty much all the best features of the sun, and then some.

verily carefree

playground tough posted:

can we talk about sunburns

the suns momma is so fat she jumped out of a airplane and got stuck

Lil Cunty


the sun is an eyesore

literally, if you look at it, it makes your eyes sore

I have to get the hoa to approve a nonstandard fence but nobody is saying anything about the giant fiery orb that matches absolutely NOTHING in the neighborhood


ty crap

ty landy

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
opens up closet and tries to find something to wear that matches the sun

gives up and goes back to posting

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playground tough
i heard if u take acid and stare at the sun youll not only see the fifth dimension but youll also go blind

Ayatollah Hermione

by Cyrano4747
human beings used to think that the sun went into a hole in the ground every night i wish that were true so i could jump in that hole and die

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
there are all kinds of holes to jump into. Hast thou considered a volcano?

Ayatollah Hermione

by Cyrano4747
possible but far less poetic

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Senior Management



Only virgins are allowed to jump into volcano's lest we anger the under Gods.

:jerry:

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
I hear Andromeda's suns come with blinds

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Ayatollah Hermione

by Cyrano4747
you are making a spurious assumption about me

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