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poo poo is literally better than the sun because you can grow flowers indoors with poo poo and sick grow lites
dont need the sun thanks
oh nm sun is good
ty bacalou!
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I am a congenital optimist.
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the sun is a miasma of dank weed plasma
a gigantic nuclear bong hit
everyone in the idf must die
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oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA
GO HOGG WILD!
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rip, the son
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DCT: "So anyway, like I was saying, *leans over, dips tip of cigarette in the sun, all nonchalant* teachers really serve no purpose beyond corrupting the youth."
Girl: [looking at the Sun] "Gosh, I could put that thing out right now."
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Splatmaster: *climbs in the ring, spits in a bucket and punches his oven mitts in to each other*
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Aug 12, 2015 03:17
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Dozens of firefighters sliding up a pole in to the sun
lmao
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Aug 12, 2015 03:19
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if you had a ball of weed the size of the sun you wouldn't have a ball of weed the size of the sun, you'd have a star. that would be enough to initiate nuclear fusion. it'd be short lived though, as it'd just burn through the carbon to iron then collapse. it would be a very unusual star.
well yeah, that's the idea. as it burns the solar system gets smoked out for ~10billion yrs
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Aug 12, 2015 05:17
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The sun is awesome and always much better than a sun lamp. It's also free while supplies last.
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Aug 12, 2015 07:16
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Take the sun out for a fancy dinner
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Aug 12, 2015 07:35
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Sex with the Sun is insanely hot.
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Aug 12, 2015 07:41
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gently caress the sun until you becum plasma
then snuggle for a billion years
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Aug 12, 2015 07:46
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can we talk about sunburns
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I really prefer the moon. It's pretty much all the best features of the sun, and then some.
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can we talk about sunburns
the suns momma is so fat she jumped out of a airplane and got stuck
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i heard if u take acid and stare at the sun youll not only see the fifth dimension but youll also go blind
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Aug 12, 2015 20:03
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human beings used to think that the sun went into a hole in the ground every night i wish that were true so i could jump in that hole and die
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Aug 31, 2015 02:37
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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there are all kinds of holes to jump into. Hast thou considered a volcano?
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possible but far less poetic
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Aug 31, 2015 04:06
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I hear Andromeda's suns come with blinds
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you are making a spurious assumption about me
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