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I'm looking for some canidates to blind date my friend Caroline. She says she's Sapiosexual but I think she's full of poo poo and I'm gonna teach her a lesson, so I want you to be super smart with an aloof and cynical wit, extremely literate, masterful and beloved post writer, etc AND hopefully really fat and ugly. Maybe stinky too.
Anyway anyone around here meet those requirements? this seems like the place to look? You can date my hot but stupid stuckup bitch friend Caroline.
I already checked and I'm literally 0 of the qualities necessary.
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im not very smart or well read but I'm skilled at bullshit would that be sufficient?
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Aug 27, 2015 21:04
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good luck to caroline on her erotic adventure
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Aug 27, 2015 21:05
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I am strikingly handsome and also very stupid if you want to test your theory the other way.
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I'm grossly obese and I've read the entire Harry Potter series, does this help you OP
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I am strikingly handsome and also very stupid if you want to test your theory the other way.
don't worry i will feed you Proust quotes via earpiece
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Aug 27, 2015 21:51
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good luck to caroline on her erotic adventure
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Aug 27, 2015 21:53
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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i hear everyone in byob is cute, this is the wrong forum
repost in d&d?
ty bacalou!
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i hear everyone in byob is cute, this is the wrong forum
repost in d&d?
Good idea...
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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And this:
She says she's Sapiosexual but I think she's full of poo poo and I'm gonna teach her a lesson
almost made me spoof a mouthful of my after work beer.
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Aug 27, 2015 22:07
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I am a congenital optimist.
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what does that even mean?
everyone in the idf must die
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Aug 27, 2015 22:13
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I am a congenital optimist.
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oh. heh heh im smrt
everyone in the idf must die
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Aug 27, 2015 22:18
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What's she look like?
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Aug 27, 2015 23:05
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tell Caroline who I am, then tell her I think I am too smart for her standards to date her. (she won't know what hit her it's reverse psychology she'll be begging to date me)
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Aug 27, 2015 23:45
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sorry, and good luck, op
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Aug 27, 2015 23:46
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You should instead find a giant douche who wont shut up about some incredibly obscure fandom and see if she goes for it.
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Aug 27, 2015 23:46
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That way she will unhappy.
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does she get a lady boner for fossil records of these people: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_sapiens_idaltu ?
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That way she will unhappy.
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Aug 28, 2015 00:38
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corn, corn, corn
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sepiasexual, can only become sexually aroused when in cowboy western scenarios. looking 4 a good bucko up for ropeplaying, posse encounters, stagecoach roughery, and duels where you shoot each other at the count of ten
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Aug 28, 2015 00:45
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I don't know what happened to the word 'be' between will and unhappy and I feel ashamed to have left it out. You deserve better than that byob.
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Aug 28, 2015 00:55
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I thought it was much funnier that way
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Aug 28, 2015 01:07
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I would never do that.
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Aug 28, 2015 01:37
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You should instead find a giant douche who wont shut up about some incredibly obscure fandom
but i'm not single
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sepiasexual, can only become sexually aroused when in cowboy western scenarios. looking 4 a good bucko up for ropeplaying, posse encounters, stagecoach roughery, and duels where you shoot each other at the count of ten
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Aug 28, 2015 02:19
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you aren't their type gsjg
everyone in the idf must die
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it got trained to e/n now
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