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On the one hand it's pretty cool being able to do what I want when I want, otoh when I sneeze there's no one to bless me. It feels gauche blessing myself.
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- tao of lmao
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pro: complete control of the radio
con: no one to blame my farts on
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Aug 28, 2015 14:11
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- tao of lmao
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pro: can take my pants off if I want to
con: the public complains when I do
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Aug 28, 2015 14:13
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- DemonToadGoat
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Pros whacking wood all day
Cons cleaning up the mess
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Aug 28, 2015 14:19
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- BeanBandit
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Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
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pro: you don't have a boss breathing down your throat every second
con: crippling loneliness and depression
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Aug 28, 2015 14:25
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pro: you don't have a boss breathing down your throat every second
con: crippling loneliness and depression
my boss is actually rad as heck and I'm sad that she's out today
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Aug 28, 2015 14:34
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I would suggest filling whatever room you do most of your work in with mirrors.
Do NOT do this! In fact, if you are frequently alone in your house, get rid of every reflective surface. Mirror world spirits are real and they are ruthless.
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Aug 28, 2015 14:49
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frankly I'm offended someone would even suggest the mirror thing knowing how dangerous the spirits are
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Aug 28, 2015 14:58
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by zen death robot
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crooks try to rob julio's workplace, but he's ready for them. as they enter, a length of ethernet cable to trip them, causing them to smash their face on the printer, which scans it and prints it out until it's out of paper. they move forward and trigger a stapler that shoots staples at their eyes. putting their eyes in front of them, they reach out and put their hands in a scalding hot pot of coffee. broken, confused, they fall down with their backs on the floor and julio dumps toner ink on them from inside the ceiling tiles.
Work Alone, 2015
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Aug 28, 2015 15:55
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pro: you can practice your beatboxing skills
con: no hype man or anyone to freestyle over it
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Aug 28, 2015 16:19
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pro: you can practice your beatboxing skills
con: no hype man or anyone to freestyle over it
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Aug 28, 2015 16:22
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i meant to say arms in front, not eyes in front. oops. it's because i hhaven't had my 8 yet
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Aug 28, 2015 16:34
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pro: you can practice your beatboxing skills
con: no hype man or anyone to freestyle over it
lol
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Aug 28, 2015 17:15
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pro: don't have to share my gum
con: can't show off my pro-tier bubbles
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Aug 28, 2015 18:51
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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pro: don't have to share pot of coffee
con: always have to make the coffee
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Aug 29, 2015 04:34
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- City of Glompton
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pro: complete control of the thermostat
con: no one to blame it on when it's still too cold
pro: no one steals your lunch
con: I guess I'll have to eat these dumb leftovers instead of going out for a tasty lunch
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Aug 29, 2015 05:15
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pro: every day is casual friday
con: your wardrobe declines into a collection of Big Dog t-shirts and sweat pants. true fashion will forever elude you
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Aug 29, 2015 05:30
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pro: you can eat all the snacks
con: you cant blame someone for eating all the snacks
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Aug 29, 2015 05:51
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- Piso Mojado
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pro: I'm all alone
con: I'm always alone.
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Aug 29, 2015 05:54
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pros i get to talk to trees and animals all day
cons im slowly going insane
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Aug 29, 2015 09:39
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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Pro: no one to tell you you are doing a bad job
Con: No one tells you you are doing a good job
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Aug 29, 2015 21:43
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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You are doing a great Job!
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Aug 29, 2015 21:44
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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You are doing a great, Job!
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Aug 29, 2015 23:09
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Whenever a mirror is around I end up spending all day flirting with my reflection because i'm a bird
I turn into a flower
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Aug 29, 2015 23:23
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Pro: no one to tell you you are doing a bad job
Con: No one tells you you are doing a good job
Hey you're doing a good job.
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Aug 30, 2015 00:23
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Apr 30, 2024 14:05
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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Thank You
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