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tao of lmao

On the one hand it's pretty cool being able to do what I want when I want, otoh when I sneeze there's no one to bless me. It feels gauche blessing myself.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:10

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 15:26

tao of lmao

pro: complete control of the radio

con: no one to blame my farts on

# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:11

tao of lmao

pro: can take my pants off if I want to

con: the public complains when I do

# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:13

Matey: eat food

I would suggest filling whatever room you do most of your work in with mirrors.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:19

DemonToadGoat

Pros whacking wood all day
Cons cleaning up the mess

# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:19

BeanBandit: Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!

pro: you don't have a boss breathing down your throat every second
con: crippling loneliness and depression

# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:25

tao of lmao

BeanBandit posted:

pro: you don't have a boss breathing down your throat every second
con: crippling loneliness and depression

my boss is actually rad as heck and I'm sad that she's out today

# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:34

fuck. marry. t-rex

Matey posted:

I would suggest filling whatever room you do most of your work in with mirrors.

Do NOT do this! In fact, if you are frequently alone in your house, get rid of every reflective surface. Mirror world spirits are real and they are ruthless.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:49

Matey: eat food

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Do NOT do this! In fact, if you are frequently alone in your house, get rid of every reflective surface. Mirror world spirits are real and they are ruthless.

huh, I hadn't heard of this. I'll have to read up on it on the internet

# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:57

tao of lmao

frankly I'm offended someone would even suggest the mirror thing knowing how dangerous the spirits are

# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:58

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

crooks try to rob julio's workplace, but he's ready for them. as they enter, a length of ethernet cable to trip them, causing them to smash their face on the printer, which scans it and prints it out until it's out of paper. they move forward and trigger a stapler that shoots staples at their eyes. putting their eyes in front of them, they reach out and put their hands in a scalding hot pot of coffee. broken, confused, they fall down with their backs on the floor and julio dumps toner ink on them from inside the ceiling tiles.

Work Alone, 2015

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 15:55

Macnult

pro: you can practice your beatboxing skills

con: no hype man or anyone to freestyle over it

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:19

Lil Cunty

Qwerinty posted:

crooks try to rob julio's workplace, but he's ready for them. as they enter, a length of ethernet cable to trip them, causing them to smash their face on the printer, which scans it and prints it out until it's out of paper. they move forward and trigger a stapler that shoots staples at their eyes. putting their eyes in front of them, they reach out and put their hands in a scalding hot pot of coffee. broken, confused, they fall down with their backs on the floor and julio dumps toner ink on them from inside the ceiling tiles.

Work Alone, 2015

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:21

fuck. marry. t-rex

Macnult posted:

pro: you can practice your beatboxing skills

con: no hype man or anyone to freestyle over it

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:22

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

i meant to say arms in front, not eyes in front. oops. it's because i hhaven't had my 8 yet

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:34

tao of lmao

Macnult posted:

pro: you can practice your beatboxing skills

con: no hype man or anyone to freestyle over it

lol

# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:15

tao of lmao

pro: don't have to share my gum

con: can't show off my pro-tier bubbles

# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:51

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

pro: don't have to share pot of coffee
con: always have to make the coffee

# ? Aug 29, 2015 04:34

City of Glompton

pro: complete control of the thermostat
con: no one to blame it on when it's still too cold

pro: no one steals your lunch
con: I guess I'll have to eat these dumb leftovers instead of going out for a tasty lunch

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Aug 29, 2015 05:15

FutonForensic

pro: every day is casual friday

con: your wardrobe declines into a collection of Big Dog t-shirts and sweat pants. true fashion will forever elude you