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Budget Prefuse

im looking for my friend bwatts. he went to go get some smokes and never came back.

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
they gas call out threads here

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Budget Prefuse

i wasnt calling anyone out? just thought we could look for my friend together. maybe form search parties or something? he left the apartment 30 minutes ago and hasnt come back so im worried


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Budget Prefuse

me: DCT... i need your help. bwatts is missing
DCT: hold on. im on the phone with a fan
DCT's phone: Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back/Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
me: dct that's eminem's "stan"
DCT: stan? stan. im gonna have to hang up. some jackass is bothering me
me: *sigh*


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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
have you looked where you saw him last? retraced your steps?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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tao of lmao

Budget Prefuse posted:

me: DCT... i need your help. bwatts is missing
DCT: hold on. im on the phone with a fan
DCT's phone: Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back/Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
me: dct that's eminem's "stan"
DCT: stan? stan. im gonna have to hang up. some jackass is bothering me
me: *sigh*

lol

Budget Prefuse

me: alright dct we're gonna get serious. i'm going to try and contact the dead. we're gonna ask for help from zen dudeism
dct: i thought he turned out to be alive
me: look....dont sweat the small details and sit your rear end down
me: ok...ouija board...wheres my friend bwatts?
ouija board: K...N...I...F...E....T...O
me: oh my god. knife to? knife to!? is my friend in danger?!
ouija board: M...E....E...T...
me: oh for fucks sake
ouija board: Y....O...U
me: *sigh*


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Budget Prefuse

-CALL-

BWATTS: prefuse??? prefuse. i need support:
PREFUSE: bwatts!? where the hell are you. we've been looking all over for you
BWATTS: i fell into a box and someone picked up the box and i think i heard someone put me in a truck.
PREFUSE: okay....um....where are you right now
BWATTS: i don't know. im still in the box
PREFUSE: get out of the box
BWATTS: im a freaking talking orange dude. how do you expect me to get out of a box?
PREFUSE: *sigh*


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dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Budget Prefuse posted:

me: DCT... i need your help. bwatts is missing
DCT: hold on. im on the phone with a fan
DCT's phone: Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back/Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
me: dct that's eminem's "stan"
DCT: stan? stan. im gonna have to hang up. some jackass is bothering me
me: *sigh*

lol

Budget Prefuse

me: ....hold up thats pro target. let's ask him for help
me: hey pro target. have you seen bwatts lately?
pro target: ...
me: he's been missing for...uh...*looks at Apple Watch™*....a hour now
pro target: ...
DCT: pro target? dude. are you okay?
*joke explainer walks towards us*
joke explainer: guys that's a rock. oh...oh i get it. you guys were pretending it was pro target because of his rock avatar. *chuckles* a nicely crafted joke!
me: *sigh*


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Budget Prefuse


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Budget Prefuse

i found him!!

edit: turned out to be a radio playing the rap parody song "Cheeky Nandos"


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the unabonger
lol

landy.

Budget Prefuse posted:

-CALL-

BWATTS: prefuse??? prefuse. i need support:
PREFUSE: bwatts!? where the hell are you. we've been looking all over for you
BWATTS: i fell into a box and someone picked up the box and i think i heard someone put me in a truck.
PREFUSE: okay....um....where are you right now
BWATTS: i don't know. im still in the box
PREFUSE: get out of the box
BWATTS: im a freaking talking orange dude. how do you expect me to get out of a box?
PREFUSE: *sigh*

lol


treasure bear

orange come home :(

Budget Prefuse

he left this video open in his browser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3O7nsUMGCE
not sure what it means but i have a good feeling it's a clue


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Ace of Baes
*putting up the bwatts signal*
stranger: full moon tonight eh?
me: gently caress

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Budget Prefuse

Ace of Baes posted:

*putting up the bwatts signal*
stranger: full moon tonight eh?
me: gently caress
lol


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dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Ace of Baes posted:

*putting up the bwatts signal*
stranger: full moon tonight eh?
me: gently caress

Budget Prefuse

mysterious stranger: i hear you've been looking for....The Talking Orange
me: uh...yeah.
mysterious stranger: he's in deep danger. how far are you prepared to go to save him?
me: um.....actually....i think i'll just uh-
mysterious stranger: are you prepared to die to save him?
me:

joke_explainer


FADE IN:

DAWN. CRASHING SURF.

The waves TOSS a BEARDED BUDGET PREFUSE onto wet sand. He lies there.

The barrel of a rifle ROLLS the man onto his back. A SECURITY GUARD looks down on him, and calls to his colleague leaning against his JEEP. Above him, a massive JAPANESE CASTLE sits on a rock outcropping.

[INT. ELEGANT DINING ROOM, JAPANESE CASTLE -- LATER]
The SECURITY GUARD waits as an ATTENDANT speaks to an MAN SHROUDED IN SHADOW sitting at the dining table, back to us.
ATTENDANT

He was delirious, and asked for you by name.. and... (to SECURITY GUARD), show him.

GUARD

He was carrying nothing but this handgun (he places it on the table) and this PNG.

The man looks:



MAN SHROUDED IN SHADOW

Bring him to me. And some food.

[INT. SAME. MOMENTS LATER]

BEARDED BUDGET PRESURE sits at the other end of the table, eating voraciously. The MAN SHROUDED IN SHADOW leans forward, sliding the pistol down the table toward him. His head is a shriveled, aged orange.

ELDERLY BWATTS

Are you here to kill me?

PREFUSE looks up, then back to his food.

BWATTS grabs the PNG, studying it in his hands.

I know what this is... I've seen it before... many, many years ago... It regarded a man I met... in a half-remembered dream...

[ZOOM IN on PNG]...

platonicbackrub

is your friend bwatts a thread idgi

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

bwatts: are you an assassin?

prefuse: you're a talking orange, sir

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joke_explainer


buttkiss posted:

is your friend bwatts a thread idgi

Budget Prefuse bites his lip. After a moment, a shrug and a click.

Bwatts status:
[ ] friend
[ ] thread
[X] it's complicated

Mapparu

look inside your heart

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joke_explainer posted:

Budget Prefuse bites his lip. After a moment, a shrug and a click.

Bwatts status:
[ ] friend
[ ] thread
[X] it's complicated

hahahaha

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