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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)



lmao she look nasty without that maybelene

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

men shouldn't be allowed to wear jackets with shoulder pads or epaulets because it falsely advertises that they are stronger and more desirable as a mate than they really are. they also should not be allowed to wear expensive brand name or tailored clothes or lease expensive cars unless their net worth exceeds two million dollars because they are lying about their ability to provide for their family.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

osietra posted:

For one thing it encourages rape culture, and could also be construed as false advertising (the hot girl you gently caress at night could look ugly in the morning after her face cake has fallen off and smeared all over your nice clean sheets).

If you can't tell when a woman is wearing extensive amounts of make up to augment whatever unattractive features she may have then you pretty much deserve to wake up to whatever monstrosity you find waiting for you.


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ArmZ posted:

men shouldn't be allowed to wear jackets with shoulder pads or epaulets because it falsely advertises that they are stronger and more desirable as a mate than they really are. they also should not be allowed to wear expensive brand name or tailored clothes or lease expensive cars unless their net worth exceeds two million dollars because they are lying about their ability to provide for their family.

This too.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

osietra posted:

It's a mere coincidence that girls from 16-24 plaster on makeup like there's no tomorrow.

Or maybe it's because during those precious 8 years they're basically whores.

Wow. You have never kissed a girl have you. :allears:

This post is like the Mona Lisa of being out of touch.

Ah a "rape culture" reference. I should have known.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

20matar posted:

You got it right. It's loving dumb when people want to "spice their love life" by giving dumb little costumes for the wife to wear. Like those nurse or nun costumes, stuff with jaguar print, any costume, even cosplay for the dorkier couples. Asking the wife to dress up like a hooker is where it's at. Whatever she'll have in mind will likely be exciting enough to look at, or at the very least, gross in an exciting way.

I like it all to be honest, nothing gets my wife roaring like the dinosaur costume.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

EngineerSean posted:

I like it all to be honest, nothing gets my wife roaring like the dinosaur costume.

I bet she loving monsters your rear end when youre in the Parasaurolophus costume.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

osietra posted:

For one thing it encourages rape culture, and could also be construed as false advertising (the hot girl you gently caress at night could look ugly in the morning after her face cake has fallen off and smeared all over your nice clean sheets).
You could have just said "I'm a sad loser" and spared the rest of us everything else you've typed in this thread.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
lol if you have clean sheets

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
heck yeah #2 bonnie rotten

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
anyways all this proves is that I should take a little interest in my appearance because apparently I can probably dramatically improve it with a few simple steps

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Frostwerks posted:

and at least they're obsessive about human adults.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

momerath posted:

how does porn make money

One of the only sort of things I could even think of is that the money is in the South Park Freemium model where you're not hoping for a couple of bucks from thousands of fans buying little bits of your content, you're hoping for hundreds of dollars from a handful of fans who want to buy ALL of it. They'll contact you for custom videos/photos, messages, used clothing*, etc.

The other thing I was thinking of was maybe it's more about being a promo tool for live appearances where they can make real money, somehow? Sort of like how people will argue that they won't 'buy' an album from a band because they don't get poo poo from the label in terms of sales, but if they REALLY like them they'll support them buy donating to them via Paypal or see their shows or buy their shirts or whatever.

So, maybe it could be something like models and actresses not getting really much from videos or photoshoots, but using the exposure (no pun intended) to build up a base for live appearances. It could be doing live appearances at gentlemen's/fetish/strip clubs, it could be operating a discrete 'no-sex' fetish service, getting popular enough to get featured in some other media in a cameo, etc.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




circ dick soleil posted:

Because they're humans OP. That's what humans look like.

They never look like that on my computer screen which is where I choose to interact with them.

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004
The ones who are pretty with makeup are still pretty without it, hth.

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



people are ugly

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
It's amazing how strong the correlation is between 'still looks good without makeup' and 'still has eyebrows'

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
most of them look about the same

is this their movie makeup or their going outside makeup? movie makeup would explain the crazy amount of eyeliner and eye shadow

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
website owners:

stop putting slideshows in a format that requires me to load a new page for every slide. you might think you're getting more ad revenue but what you're really doing is letting everyone know you're a scrublord site and your traffic isn't as high as it could be tia.

loving 65 slides gtfo

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

osietra posted:

It's a mere coincidence that girls from 16-24 plaster on makeup like there's no tomorrow.

Or maybe it's because during those precious 8 years they're basically whores.

wtf is wrong with this goddamn subforum

and you ppl wonder why no one posts here anymore

make me a mod; there will be purges.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
thanx needed the confidence boost today

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