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Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
but it turns out that without their makeup they're disgusting just like all other women



http://funnie.st/309/p0rnstars-without-makeup/


Topic for discussion: Why are women so gross?

If we make them put on enough makeup (maybe with lasers) will they stop being gross forever?

When will we finally get realdolls that can suck dicks for realsies?

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

porn stars poo poo too

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Because they're humans OP. That's what humans look like.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

circ dick soleil posted:

Because they're humans OP.

Can we fix that?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Can we fix that?
sex dolls

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Can we fix that?

You can always desire to gently caress ponies or underage cartoons like so many others of your worthless generation.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

symbolic posted:

sex dolls

Yeah, but the ugly, gross women want to make the robot sex dolls illegal so we're stuck loving human beings for the rest of eternity.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

symbolic posted:

porn stars poo poo too

links???

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It's like when you break it down sex sounds kinda icky but actually its loving awesome and hella good

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
telling a girl she'd probably be pretty with makeup is a really good way to gently caress her up if shes already wearing makeup.

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

:nms:i gotchu fam:nms:

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

This must be a new set, just because I've seen some of these women before in previous "porn stars without makeup" photo

Some of them really don't need make-up like Sophie Dee and Veruca James (who were in previous photosets) and Bridgette B and Odette Delacroix is okay without as well. All the porn punk chicks like Christy Mack (whom this is not the worst photo of her), Aayla Secura and Rizzo Ford look almost the same. There's also a lot of "looks cute like your sister or a close friend that you wouldn't bang" until they put on the lashes and eyelashes and foundation and suddenly you want to stick your dick in them. But OH GOD :stonk: Keira King looks like the Mask kid before makeup.

Also, you can tell lighting is important here too because the stage lighting flattens out their features.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nooner posted:

It's like when you break it down sex sounds kinda icky but actually its loving awesome and hella good

Yeah it doesn't even stink as bad as you'd think.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

thanks office commando

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

quite a bit more than half of these women look fine without makeup i don't understand the problem here

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
i don't recognize most of these starlets. its overwhelming to think that the porn world has passed me by so completely, but also exciting that there's so much fresh meat to be discovered. time to whip out the ol' hog, papa's got some catchign up to do!!

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Young Freud posted:

This must be a new set, just because I've seen some of these women before in previous "porn stars without makeup" photo

Some of them really don't need make-up like Sophie Dee and Veruca James (who were in previous photosets) and Bridgette B and Odette Delacroix is okay without as well. All the porn punk chicks like Christy Mack (whom this is not the worst photo of her), Aayla Secura and Rizzo Ford look almost the same. There's also a lot of "looks cute like your sister or a close friend that you wouldn't bang" until they put on the lashes and eyelashes and foundation and suddenly you want to stick your dick in them. But OH GOD :stonk: Keira King looks like the Mask kid before makeup.

Also, you can tell lighting is important here too because the stage lighting flattens out their features.

Oh, thanks.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Philosopher King posted:

telling a girl she'd probably be pretty with makeup is a really good way to gently caress her up if shes already wearing makeup.

i found what works possibly even better is saying you liek their mustache

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My favorite part of any thread even remotely related to porn is when the same 4 or 5 posters pop up to display their encyclopedic knowledge of porn stars.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Hustlin Floh posted:

My favorite part of any thread even remotely related to porn is when the same 4 or 5 posters pop up to display their encyclopedic knowledge of porn stars.

everybody gotta be good at something dude

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
and at least they're obsessive about human adults.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Love to beat my meat/pound off (crank my hog) to pornography

Second Sun
Apr 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The old porn threads were like watching the future - an amazing neural net of knowledge used to catalogue pornography with the scale and accuracy even google has yet to manage.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
many look better without the makeup OP you are loving broken











kill yourself

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

Nooner posted:

Love to beat my meat/pound off (crank my hog) to pornography

:wiggle::hf::fap:

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

i like them better without makeup because it makes them seem like real people and that deepens their degradation(this is my kink)

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Chinatown posted:

many look better without the makeup OP you are loving broken

kill yourself

The makeup actually hides the early aging from all the drugs, malnutrition, and cigarettes.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
where's the man version where they show the men putting huge fake penises over their shriveled penises

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
Women wear makeup because they know that it makes you look good (when applied properly).

I think the real question is why more men don't wear makeup. Half the male nerds on the Internet who complain about being ugly would probably look ok with a decent makeup job.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I yearn for a dystopian future where everyone wears makeup and other cosmetic appendages

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
layla sin has a big rear end forehead

Kanish
Jun 17, 2004

ugh gross would not bang

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Several of them look just fine without makeup. The ones who appear to megadosing on vitamin Meth or were exposed to too much alcohol in utero definitely do look worse without it, though.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
how does porn make money

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!
Just get yourself a nice 2D waifu like the rest of the dudes who can't deal with normal looking women, problem solved.


e: All those girls look average at worst. There's a hell of a lot of fiveheads, though.

the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Sep 18, 2015

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
are you stupid? ?? all those girls are sexy

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't like a lot of makeup, feels like I'm loving a clown.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Can we fix that?
That's a degenerate not a human being.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
It's funny how they either look better without make-up or like they'd suck your dick for coke.

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EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
kinda makes me want to get my wife done up as a whore

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