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Ace of Baes
i hate flying, its the worst

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Ace of Baes
why cant republican s force the de funding of the tsa instead of planned parenthood

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Ace of Baes
"sir you need to go through immigration"
"I live here, im white, im holding bacon flavored cheeseburger pringles"
"Sir whats your reason for visiting the us"

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Ace of Baes
the real reason they dont allow guns in the airport is so you dont kill yourself during a 6 hour layover at seatac

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Ace of Baes
DHS agents do NOT like it when you point at them and shout HES GOT A GUN

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
are you flying today, op?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Ace of Baes

CAT BRUSH posted:

are you flying today, op?

gently caress you

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
:(

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I think yes

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
flying tips: assume crash positions as soon as you are seated so you can be prepared

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Ace of Baes

Sorry Ive been stuck in planes and airports for like 20 plus hours. ..

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Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
you should work out more so your arms won't get so tired

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Welcome to America, I hope you don't get shot. Please enjoy the food and legal weed.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
flying tip: manspreading also works in coach

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
flying tip: show off your marv albert impersonation when going through security

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Wertjoe

Ace of Baes posted:

"sir you need to go through immigration"
"I live here, im white, im holding bacon flavored cheeseburger pringles"
"Sir whats your reason for visiting the us"

This almost exact thing happened on my way back from England. The agent stopped and grilled me for 10 minutes about why I'm entering the United States. I have a US issued passport, idiot, I fuckin live here!

fuck. marry. t-rex

Ace of Baes posted:

why cant republican s force the de funding of the tsa instead of planned parenthood

Youre not allowed to video tape the tsa when they talk about bad things

ron color
lets go bowling

Ace of Baes

ron color posted:

lets go bowling

come to colorado, the weed state

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Bwee
what number is colorado

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I don't like flying because my arms get tired

Ace of Baes

Bwee posted:

what number is colorado

Its the 42.0nd state

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kuskus

i can fly higher than an eagle, and op is the wind beneatH my wings

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
I thought this was the chill airport....

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

Afro Doug

im gonna drive across the ocean to europe. ain't nobody gonna stop me

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Haha my arms get tired

ron color

Ace of Baes posted:

come to colorado, the weed state

ill be in denver this weekend. otherwise i will be through the springs sometime in the next year....what im saying is GET your bowling ball out man!!!!

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


the TSA has no jurisdiction over balloons

get your rear end to the fiesta :toot:

social vegan



hey folks i just flew in from canada and let me tell you boy are my arms tired from having to pull my laptop out of my bag and out of the sleeve and also my ereader and why did I bring my vita on this trip sometimes you wonder if it's all even worth it don't ya like why do we pedal the wheels of this life bumbling ever forward into an unsure abyss what will my kids lives be like what will their kids lives be like what if they don't want kids where'd everyone go

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tradjik

if you're flying around don't fall in the water or it will turn into a boat dream and those things are pretty terrible


ty heather papps u da bes

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