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google THIS posted:a signup sheet on the breakroom bulletin board for people who are interested in being part of a thing |
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DCT - "Listen Piso, we have a problem." Me - "Oh no, did I break the tables again. I'm really working on getting better about that." DCT - "No..no the tables are fine. It's come to my attention that you're spending a lot of time on a website called...let's see here...linked in dot com." Me - "Oh heh heh, oh that's just a site I go to on my lunch breaks and -" DCT - "Our records indicate that you are spending nearly 4 hours a day there. I checked the site out, and to be honest with you, I'm appalled." Me - *looking at the floor, ashamed* DCT - "Honestly, if it was just that, I think we could work it out, but your numbers are slipping also. Do you know how many dicks you made in mspaint last quarter? Me - "Well, let me check my -" DCT - *slams fist on table* Don't bother, the answer is ZERO! ZERO PISO! You posted zero mspainted dicks last quarter. Now get out of my office and pack your things, I'm tired of looking at you." |
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Oct 15, 2015 21:57
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I Dunno posted:I'm afraid I'm going to get fired for not showing up to work enough. same.
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Oct 16, 2015 01:50
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Bad news folks. This month's gas bill came in and... well... we're going have to do some downsizing. |
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