If the 'Yob was your job

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Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

*punch in*

*yawn, stretch and sip coffe*

>post "This is the good forum, this is the forum for me"

*breathe sigh of satisfaction and acknowledge the fact the you've made it, you are the bYOB success story*

# ? Oct 14, 2015 21:59

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# ? May 6, 2024 20:31

FartGhost

even they wouldnt hire me

# ? Oct 14, 2015 22:08

GEExCEE

lol if u haven't monetized your posts by now

# ? Oct 14, 2015 22:09

google THIS

dct: what are you doing jett?

me: [quickly closes accounting spreadsheet and pulls up byob] uh, just, uh, posting. just making lovely posts like I'm supposed to be doing. sir.

dct: good, carry on.

# ? Oct 14, 2015 22:15

ulvir

me: good morning, class!

children: good morning mister ulvir!

me: can anyone tell me what "transparency" means? why is this important when you're making an av?

# ? Oct 14, 2015 22:39

Nooner: AN A+ OPSTER (:

I would probably have gotten fired by now due to my status as a repeat offender who cant seem to go more than 10 days without being thrown into kittyjail

# ? Oct 14, 2015 22:46

Bread Set Jettison

Johnson, I need that stream of consciousness post about dogs made of gasoline on my desk ASAP *slams door shut*

# ? Oct 14, 2015 22:48

FartGhost

dct: youre gonna have to speed things up a bit
me: im posting as fast as i can it's my first day
joke_explainer: you're holding up the whole system like this jesus christ
me: i cant pay attention to the quality at this pace
*whole room errupts in laughter*

# ? Oct 14, 2015 22:53

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 23:03

platonicbackrub

Workin' 9 to 5

# ? Oct 14, 2015 23:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps

# ? Oct 14, 2015 23:47

FartGhost

Splatmaster posted:

that's not what i intended to say with my post and i apologize if i did

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:09

google THIS

rough day at the office, honey, the "rubber boots" thread got stickied. How many jokes can you make about rubber boots? I tried all day and I didn't get one emptyquote. not one.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

FartGhost posted:

that's not what i intended to say with my post and i apologize if i did

It is I who apologize, my post just coincidentally followed yours, I was merely stating that if the yob were my job I would :justpost:

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:18

social vegan

*awkwardly waits beside the water cooler gravity bong for someone to ask how his night was*

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Boss said we needed to step up the content, so I drew TWO pictures of my wife in a space suit.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 00:51

Weekend Bridges: by Smythe

I'd go postal and shoot my boss.

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# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:08

Bread Set Jettison

social vegan posted:

*awkwardly waits beside the water cooler gravity bong for someone to ask how his night was*

heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy how was your night *stands way to close to you and puts hand on your shoulder*

# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:08

smoobles

GEExCEE posted:

lol if u haven't monetized your posts by now

Sponsored by Applebees. When your here you're family.

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# ? Oct 15, 2015 01:09

Lil Cunty

google THIS posted:

rough day at the office, honey, the "rubber boots" thread got stickied. How many jokes can you make about rubber boots? I tried all day and I didn't get one emptyquote. not one.

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Oct 15, 2015 02:12

Lil Cunty

this is my actual life and it's pretty good

customer: doEs this come framed?

me: I need a pun about an art thief who steals children's art from refrigerators

customer: I beg your pardon

me: I. Need. A. Pun. Abou-

customer: no I heard you, but I just want to buy this print. how much does it cost?

me: it costs one pun about an art thief who steals children's art from refrigerators :colbert:

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Oct 15, 2015 02:18

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Good times, OP.

Good times.

:sax:

# ? Oct 15, 2015 03:16

deep dish peat moss

The only job where firing employees is the primary source of revenue

# ? Oct 15, 2015 04:03

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

sorry about the overtime dct, I got way too high and couldn't stop petting the hammock cat

# ? Oct 15, 2015 07:35

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

80% of my working day is spent lurking the yob. My posting productivity is low. It's so hard to make posts.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 14:47

Al Borland: by XyloJW

I'd increase posting by 100% to ensure raises.

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# ? Oct 15, 2015 14:52

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Al Borland posted:

I'd increase posting by 100% to ensure raises.

it's about quality, not quantity.

# ? Oct 15, 2015 14:55

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

it's about quality, not quantity.

Businesses now a days don't care about quality they want mass production. They know everyone will buy the next new iyob regardless.

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# ? Oct 15, 2015 15:00

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Al Borland posted:

Businesses now a days don't care about quality they want mass production. They know everyone will buy the next new iyob regardless.

That's what's wrong with america. loving chinese posts!

# ? Oct 15, 2015 15:06

Weekend Bridges: by Smythe

I would turn the valves to full open and flood it with the deadly radioactive haze.

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# ? Oct 15, 2015 15:06

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

That's what's wrong with america. loving chinese posts!

its all BYOBcom produced now a days. Poor workers are stuck in a big post all day and if they try to get banned or probated the safety nets auto correct the posts so it makes sure it won't' happen.

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# ? Oct 15, 2015 15:07

google THIS

a signup sheet on the breakroom bulletin board for people who are interested in being part of a thing

# ? Oct 15, 2015 16:10

GEExCEE

Al Borland posted:

I'd increase posting by 100% to ensure raises.

you're fired

# ? Oct 15, 2015 16:11

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Lil Cunty posted:

me: I need a pun about an art thief who steals children's art from refrigerators

- are you sure this is an authentic Susan, age 5?
- sure is. I used to work in television, I know how to spot a fake

# ? Oct 15, 2015 18:05

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

google THIS posted:

rough day at the office, honey, the "rubber boots" thread got stickied. How many jokes can you make about rubber boots? I tried all day and I didn't get one emptyquote. not one.

wife: But I barely know'er booty
husband: *slams the bedroom door*

# ? Oct 15, 2015 18:07

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

I just took a peek at the quality post estimates for Q1 of this new fiscal year and guys... I like what I see. I think we can pull off a quarterly bonus if we keep this up, dabs for everyone, this should be our focus. I love working with you guys.

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!