"I wanna have huge muscles and a billion dollars and a 10 inch dick

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GEExCEE

No one would ever say poo poo to me. You want a piece, fucker? That's what I thought." - The Buddha

# ? Nov 3, 2015 15:33

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:35

google THIS

if you get one of those though it's usually to compensate for one or more of the others

# ? Nov 3, 2015 15:46

hemale in pain

do you think it would be worth being a billionaire if you had a 1 inch dick?

# ? Nov 3, 2015 15:53

GEExCEE

hemale in pain posted:

do you think it would be worth being a billionaire if you had a 1 inch dick?

Yes because you could help poor ppl all around the world

# ? Nov 3, 2015 15:54

fuck. marry. t-rex

That's disgusting OP. I was hoping people in BYOB would be a little more like-minded to an enlightened progressive like me, who wants small toned muscles, tiny or no dick, and only like 10 million dollars.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 16:06

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i want a well muscled 10 inch dick that has been insured for one billion dollars

# ? Nov 3, 2015 16:48

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

hey bro how your dick weigh

# ? Nov 3, 2015 16:49

FutonForensic

"Okay, I filled my end of the bargain. So uh, do you have the dough?"

"Indeed I do, Mr. Albano. One billion dollars in bearer bonds for your services. Reginald, open the briefcase."

*One billion cocks explode from the briefcase, filling the room*

"Reginald you grabbed the wrong breifmmph"

# ? Nov 3, 2015 16:59

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

ill take 10 dollars and a billion inch dick :twisted:

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:11

Robot Made of Meat

OK, how about a 7-8 inch dick, reasonable muscle tone and a hundred million dollars?

That doesn't seem like too much compared to OP, and I'd promise to do some nice things for people in need.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:13

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

i'll take no dick, super thin, and 3 million dollars. I'm bargain basement wish fulfillment.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:20

fuck. marry. t-rex

ChairmanMeow posted:

i'll take no dick, super thin, and 3 million dollars. I'm bargain basement wish fulfillment.

I'll take no dick

Sounds like it should be on a flag over a angry snake

# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:21

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

give me an expired gift certificate to olive garden and a body made from the black hole remnants of ten thousand suns

# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:22

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

as the gift certificate stretches across my event horizon to infinity you can hear echoing across the universe "unlimited breadsticks"

# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:23

Lil Cunty

what the Buddha wants
a haiku by lil cunty

a billion dollars

huge muscles and a 10 inch

dick, and huge muscles

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:33

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i'll take a ten inch dick please!! i'll take it multiple times if possible

# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:36

GEExCEE

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

i'll take a ten inch dick please!! i'll take it multiple times if possible

Lol

# ? Nov 3, 2015 17:55

Moola

GEExCEE posted:

Yes because you could help poor ppl all around the world

also you could probably buy 10" dick surgery

# ? Nov 3, 2015 18:31

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

op: "im here for the 10 inch dick surgery"

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Nov 3, 2015 18:33

Bwee

A ten inch pianist

# ? Nov 3, 2015 19:21

google THIS

mister magpie posted:

ill take 10 dollars and a billion inch dick

given the typical speed at which touch nerve impulses travel, if someone sucked your dick you would start feeling it about two and a half days later

# ? Nov 3, 2015 19:36

Moola

mister magpie posted:

op: "im here for the 10 inch dick surgery"

op "yes thats right I want to increase the size to 11 inches"

# ? Nov 3, 2015 19:40

GEExCEE

mister magpie posted:

op: "im here for the 10 inch dick surgery"

I'm satisfied with my statistically average penis

# ? Nov 3, 2015 19:41

ron color

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

I'll take no dick

Sounds like it should be on a flag over a angry snake

Lil Cunty posted:

what the Buddha wants
a haiku by lil cunty

a billion dollars

huge muscles and a 10 inch

dick, and huge muscles

# ? Nov 3, 2015 20:07

Scaly Haylie

FutonForensic posted:

"Okay, I filled my end of the bargain. So uh, do you have the dough?"

"Indeed I do, Mr. Albano. One billion dollars in bearer bonds for your services. Reginald, open the briefcase."

*One billion cocks explode from the briefcase, filling the room*

"Reginald you grabbed the wrong breifmmph"

# ? Nov 3, 2015 20:08

Korean Boomhauer

FutonForensic posted:

"Okay, I filled my end of the bargain. So uh, do you have the dough?"

"Indeed I do, Mr. Albano. One billion dollars in bearer bonds for your services. Reginald, open the briefcase."

*One billion cocks explode from the briefcase, filling the room*

"Reginald you grabbed the wrong breifmmph"

# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:47

pwnyXpress

me too OP, me too

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# ? Nov 4, 2015 04:51

invent diary

The Deadlift Sutra~

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:07

Neumonic: This is my serious face.

A huge muscled man walks into a bar carry an empty genie lamp, a billion dollars, and a 10 inch pianist.

The Nusquo Collection. It's like the front page without any talent.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 10:04

Worldshatter: PEPSI for TV-GAME

Personally I won't be happy until I have ungodly huge muscles, 2 billion dollars and a 23 inch dick that I can wear like a belt.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:58

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GEExCEE

Worldshatter posted:

Personally I won't be happy until I have ungodly huge muscles, 2 billion dollars and a 23 inch dick that I can wear like a belt.

Wow that's an amazingly thin waist for someone so big

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:00

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