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also mein calf
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 04:56 |
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Lowtax posted:Genes by Lowtax. Now available at Macy's, your fragrance destination.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 04:59 |
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<------- Gross veiny calf club <------- Übermensch veiny quad club
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 05:00 |
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The General posted:Mine calves are mighty. But I never show them off. Don't like shorts. What a jerk! If I could ban people, ohhhh you sir would be first!
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 05:08 |
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When I was in highschool some girls in art class said I had really nice calves and they used to get me to stand there with my back to them so they could sketch them. I found out many years later at a school reunion that they were actually checking out my butt the whole time.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 05:17 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Yo bring a weed whacker or a shitload of nair first
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 05:21 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:specially when at the beach and they wear shorts that show off their muscling calves while I'm here in my speedo with these twin sticks holding up my potato shaped body Get on the treadmill and run on tiptoe for a few minutes. It'll rip your legs up.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:03 |
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Miss Areola Canasta posted:Get on the treadmill and run on tiptoe for a few minutes. It'll rip your legs up. i bet you can do it on the floor too, except you'll go somewhere
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:09 |
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i feel envy when i meet an animal that does not know in a mathematical sense it has already died, as the time after it passes is infinite, erasing any chance of so much as a single memory lasting, even statues cut in your image will corrode before the last man dies- and if not, who is left to view it?
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:17 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:lowtax please post your calves cargo shorts that come down to the kneecap scrunched down hanes tube socks couple of scabs from scratched mosquito bites unnngh
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:25 |
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Mozi posted:
That's a turd. You aren't fooling me.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:33 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i have been told that i have nice calves but most people dont notice the small red lump on one that has been there for many years and im afraid to get it looked at because im 99% sure its some sort of cancerous melanoma I have that in my eye ball
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:41 |
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I have totes amazeballs calfs. The trick is being heavy but not fat.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 07:05 |
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Please don't objectify Lowtax
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 07:06 |
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numberoneposter posted:as a cyclist i ahev great calves, tanned and toned, and hairless too also a $ tat on my right calve I cycle around 200k most weeks (that's 1 bajillion of your 'merkin miles) and my calves steadfastly refuse to get any bigger. I am now resigned to having the legs of a 10 year old boy forever.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 07:56 |
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i have stick nerd body and stems (limbs) but my body building friend said about me "he has normal person calves" one time when i wore shorts. he was taken aghast
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 08:24 |
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shoulda played soccer OP
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 08:28 |
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What do good calves on a woman look like?
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 08:45 |
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My caves look really um...I dunno...powerful?
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 08:46 |
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:What do good calves on a woman look like? good calves on a woman is mostly about not having thick ankles
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 09:01 |
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jag420 posted:I cycle around 200k most weeks (that's 1 bajillion of your 'merkin miles) and my calves steadfastly refuse to get any bigger. Running should sort that out. Hills plus do some upper body work to add mass. Or only ride track. Regular Road riding won't do much for calves.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 13:17 |
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The BLT posted:gently caress being fat for big calves. Its called playing soccer. Everything waist down will be sculpted to the proportions of a greek god. including the ding-a-ling haha
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 13:21 |
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OP try walking around on your toes a bunch. Not high heels, you want your weight acting on that Achilles tendon. Get big calves. Also possibly maim yourself in a stupid accident or something, it's all good.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 13:38 |
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I have amazing, sculpted, powerful, buldging calves. They are pretty great. They are really tight tho, and no amount of stretching helps. When I start walking fast and have not properly warmed them up, they cause me huge amounts of pain.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 13:50 |
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I'm more jelly of guys with great thighs if you know what I mean
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 13:53 |
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check out this video for moral support and some pointers OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56MZjPykQ7A
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 13:56 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:lowtax please post your calves My wife posted a picture of them on twitter a few months ago. Go get some calves.
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