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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
also mein calf

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Lowtax posted:

Genes by Lowtax.

Now available at Macy's, your fragrance destination.

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
<------- Gross veiny calf club

<------- Übermensch veiny quad club

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

The General posted:

Mine calves are mighty. But I never show them off. Don't like shorts.

What a jerk! If I could ban people, ohhhh you sir would be first!

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
When I was in highschool some girls in art class said I had really nice calves and they used to get me to stand there with my back to them so they could sketch them.

I found out many years later at a school reunion that they were actually checking out my butt the whole time.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Don Tacorleone posted:

Yo

Mind if I touch your calves

bring a weed whacker or a shitload of nair first

Miss Areola Canasta
Oct 14, 2007

"You lookin' at me?"

Don Tacorleone posted:

specially when at the beach and they wear shorts that show off their muscling calves while I'm here in my speedo with these twin sticks holding up my potato shaped body

sigh

Get on the treadmill and run on tiptoe for a few minutes. It'll rip your legs up.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Miss Areola Canasta posted:

Get on the treadmill and run on tiptoe for a few minutes. It'll rip your legs up.

i bet you can do it on the floor too, except you'll go somewhere

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i feel envy when i meet an animal that does not know in a mathematical sense it has already died, as the time after it passes is infinite, erasing any chance of so much as a single memory lasting, even statues cut in your image will corrode before the last man dies- and if not, who is left to view it?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Liquid Penguins posted:

lowtax please post your calves

I need it

I haven't seen kyanka calves in too long I need my fix

cargo shorts that come down to the kneecap

scrunched down hanes tube socks

couple of scabs from scratched mosquito bites

unnngh

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Mozi posted:


a man and his calves (only one calf featured)

That's a turd. You aren't fooling me.

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

i have been told that i have nice calves but most people dont notice the small red lump on one that has been there for many years and im afraid to get it looked at because im 99% sure its some sort of cancerous melanoma :(

I have that in my eye ball

Corn Burst
Jun 18, 2004

Blammo!
I have totes amazeballs calfs. The trick is being heavy but not fat.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Please don't objectify Lowtax

mistakes at the lake
May 9, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

as a cyclist i ahev great calves, tanned and toned, and hairless too also a $ tat on my right calve

I cycle around 200k most weeks (that's 1 bajillion of your 'merkin miles) and my calves steadfastly refuse to get any bigger.

I am now resigned to having the legs of a 10 year old boy forever.

walking around
Jul 29, 2013
i have stick nerd body and stems (limbs) but my body building friend said about me "he has normal person calves" one time when i wore shorts. he was taken aghast :grin:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
shoulda played soccer OP

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
What do good calves on a woman look like?

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


My caves look really um...I dunno...powerful?

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

What do good calves on a woman look like?

good calves on a woman is mostly about not having thick ankles

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

jag420 posted:

I cycle around 200k most weeks (that's 1 bajillion of your 'merkin miles) and my calves steadfastly refuse to get any bigger.

I am now resigned to having the legs of a 10 year old boy forever.

Running should sort that out. Hills plus do some upper body work to add mass. Or only ride track. Regular Road riding won't do much for calves.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

The BLT posted:

gently caress being fat for big calves. Its called playing soccer. Everything waist down will be sculpted to the proportions of a greek god.

including the ding-a-ling haha

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
OP try walking around on your toes a bunch. Not high heels, you want your weight acting on that Achilles tendon. Get big calves.

Also possibly maim yourself in a stupid accident or something, it's all good.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
I have amazing, sculpted, powerful, buldging calves. They are pretty great.




They are really tight tho, and no amount of stretching helps. When I start walking fast and have not properly warmed them up, they cause me huge amounts of pain.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I'm more jelly of guys with great thighs if you know what I mean :q:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
check out this video for moral support and some pointers OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56MZjPykQ7A

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Liquid Penguins posted:

lowtax please post your calves

I need it

I haven't seen kyanka calves in too long I need my fix

My wife posted a picture of them on twitter a few months ago. Go get some calves.

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