who is your daddy and what does he do?

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HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

my dad is named gary and works running oil leases in a truck in west texas I wish he would retire because he has seizures but he has to support my deadbeat younger sister

# ? Dec 5, 2015 22:17

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 04:48

platonicbackrub

HUSKY DILF posted:

my dad is named gary and works running oil leases in a truck in west texas I wish he would retire because he has seizures but he has to support my deadbeat younger sister

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:25

City of Glompton

my dad is val and he's retired so he took up duties as a right-wing keyboard warrior on facebook :smith:

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:43

City of Glompton

(please no one ever tell my dad about reddit I would probably never see him again)

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:44

fuck. marry. t-rex

City of Glompton posted:

(please no one ever tell my dad about reddit I would probably never see him again)

Tell your dad about reddit so I can troll him

# ? Dec 6, 2015 04:39

fuck. marry. t-rex

We could tag team troll him... it'd be epic

# ? Dec 6, 2015 04:40

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

my dad's name is Richard and he is a State Farm agent. he likes to play GTA5 but he's really bad at it so he invites my younger brother over to do the missions for him and the rest of the time he steals the biggest trucks he can find and crashes into poo poo and thinks this is just the most fun

# ? Dec 6, 2015 07:00

Matoi Ryuko

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

my dad's name is Richard and he is a State Farm agent. he likes to play GTA5 but he's really bad at it so he invites my younger brother over to do the missions for him and the rest of the time he steals the biggest trucks he can find and crashes into poo poo and thinks this is just the most fun

That's exactly how I play GTA5 too...

# ? Dec 6, 2015 07:03

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

thats the beauty of GTA5's open-world format and unprecedented level of gameplay freedom. the player is free to steal trucks of whatever size and crash them into whatever they want

# ? Dec 6, 2015 07:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

my daddy manages four Case tractor dealerships in the heart of the great midwest. his name is eldon and he HATES chicken menu items

# ? Dec 6, 2015 07:11

Mostly Sober: [img][/img]

I don't have a daddy...

# ? Dec 6, 2015 12:03

barfdog

My daddy is president of Angola and sends me to silly old ENgland for tuition and to sample the European delicacies

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Dec 6, 2015 12:31

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

my dad's name is Richard and he is a State Farm agent. he likes to play GTA5 but he's really bad at it so he invites my younger brother over to do the missions for him and the rest of the time he steals the biggest trucks he can find and crashes into poo poo and thinks this is just the most fun

I've been trying to summon your dad with the jingle to play video games with me and it's not working. He sounds awesome.

# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:35

deep dish peat moss

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

my dad's name is Richard and he is a State Farm agent. he likes to play GTA5 but he's really bad at it so he invites my younger brother over to do the missions for him and the rest of the time he steals the biggest trucks he can find and crashes into poo poo and thinks this is just the most fun

I watched my friend play Saint's Row once and all he would do is shoot a bazooka at his feet, wake up in the hospital, steal a car and drive to a gun store to buy a new bazooka, and repeat.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 01:32