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Shirley Crabtree

my daddy is called mike and he is a software engineer.

who is your daddy and what does he do?

# ? Dec 3, 2015 19:08

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 21:37

alnilam

is he rich like me?

# ? Dec 3, 2015 19:10

Shirley Crabtree

alnilam posted:

is he rich like me?

please just answer the question

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# ? Dec 3, 2015 19:13

Matoi Ryuko

He's dead.

# ? Dec 3, 2015 19:19

Shirley Crabtree

Matoi Ryuko posted:

He's dead.

oh dear what did he die of?

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# ? Dec 3, 2015 19:22

Matoi Ryuko

Shirley Crabtree posted:

oh dear what did he die of?

I dunno. I gotta find out.

# ? Dec 3, 2015 19:31

Brexit the Frog

Name: John
Dead?: Yeah, mesothelioma or some poo poo
Job While Alive: Auto Mechanic, resentful of computers becoming bigger and bigger parts of cars
Passion: Watching Top Fuel Dragsters, Getting Sunburned Horribly in the Process
Favorite Music: Fleetwood Mac, Marty Robbins, 50s Doo Wop
Favorite Films: Hot Rod Rumble, American Graffiti, Mischief
Favorite Cocktail: 7 & 7

# ? Dec 3, 2015 19:40

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

my dad is alive and retired and by retired he was just laid off

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 3, 2015 20:06

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

my dad's favorite band is dire straits and his favorite drink was scotch and soda

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 3, 2015 20:06

Piso Mojado

mister magpie posted:

my dad's favorite band is dire straits and his favorite drink was scotch and soda

"my favorite band is dire straits" - every dad on earth

# ? Dec 3, 2015 21:01

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Matoi Ryuko posted:

He's dead.

same

# ? Dec 3, 2015 21:36

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Piso Mojado posted:

"my favorite band is dire straits" - every dad on earth

i bet that isn't true

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:10

deep dish peat moss

Shirley Crabtree posted:

my daddy is called mike and he is a software engineer.

who is your daddy and what does he do?

Same and same

# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:27

deep dish peat moss

I'm not being facetious

# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:27

deep dish peat moss

But he used to be a coal miner.

# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:28

Looke

dead

# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:28

fuck. marry. t-rex

Dire straights is good

# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:42

Piso Mojado

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Dire straights is good

# ? Dec 4, 2015 00:24

Machai

my dad builds circuit boards for lasers *pew pew*

# ? Dec 4, 2015 00:31

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

my daddy does something with computers, gives me fat envelopes and tells me I'm pretty.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 00:49

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

My dad's retired and smokes pot. I'm retired and smoke pot. Quite comparing us, alright!

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# ? Dec 4, 2015 01:02

the unabonger

Matoi Ryuko posted:

He's dead.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 02:12

Machai

Matoi Ryuko posted:

He's dead.

good news! hes just in jail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55iX64NmUDA

# ? Dec 4, 2015 02:32

Matoi Ryuko

Machai posted:

good news! hes just in jail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55iX64NmUDA

Oh man, did you know this whole time?!!

# ? Dec 4, 2015 07:46

Scaly Haylie

my dad's jerry and he's gone from a career as an air traffic controller to a guy who teaches air traffic controllers. he's a pretty rockin' dad, though he's got some anger issues.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 07:56

bird.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

He's dead.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 07:56

Casio_knight

he floats.. i think

# ? Dec 4, 2015 10:49

Looke

Matoi Ryuko posted:

He's dead.

I was about to shout at you for stealing my goon karma with this post, then realised that it is infact me who tried to steal from you

# ? Dec 4, 2015 11:06

Matoi Ryuko

Corbae posted:

I was about to shout at you for stealing my goon karma with this post, then realised that it is infact me who tried to steal from you

# ? Dec 4, 2015 12:27

Looke

Matoi Ryuko posted:

# ? Dec 4, 2015 13:25

fuck. marry. t-rex

ChairmanMeow posted:

my daddy does something with computers, gives me fat envelopes and tells me I'm pretty.

Hell yeah... share?

# ? Dec 4, 2015 13:31

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Hell yeah... share?

odd weekends

# ? Dec 4, 2015 15:03

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He goes out to get cigarettes. They must be really hard to find, it's been years

# ? Dec 4, 2015 15:47

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

I haven't spoken to the old man in years. it's for a good reason, I assure you.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 16:27

alnilam

the thread title is in dactylic meter

# ? Dec 5, 2015 16:30

Machai

meteloides posted:

I haven't spoken to the old man in years. it's for a good reason, I assure you.

You are mute? Or he is deaf?

# ? Dec 5, 2015 17:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

My dad was born in 1937, the same year as the Hindenburg Disaster. He is a retired firefighter and lives in Florida with my mom and a bunch of other weird, old people. His favorite music is marching band music and the soothing Celtic harmonies of Clannad(not the anime). Even though he is almost 80 years old, he is 6'2" and covered in huge, old man muscles and could easily beat up any of the other dudes in the retirement community, if not all of them at once.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 18:35

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

Machai posted:

You are mute? Or he is deaf?

he's an enormous rear end in a top hat and we are not on good terms. one of the last times I saw him he nearly shot me, so it's best if we stay separated.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 18:43

Robot Made of Meat

My dad's older than your dad, but he's still going strong. He's retired, so he somehow puts up with my mom's constant barrage of projects she needs him to do.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Dec 5, 2015 20:11

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alnilam posted:

the thread title is in dactylic meter

finally this forum has its aeneid

# ? Dec 5, 2015 20:43

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