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Bigger Darth Vader: "Bigger Luke, I am your bigger father." Bigger Luke: "Bigger Noooooooooo..." |
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alnilam posted:i was with you all along. When you saw slightly bigger footprints in the snow, it was i who carried you.
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bigger luke: so, your sister's kinda hot luke: no way bro bigger luke: did you see how she kissed me in the empire strikes back? she was totally into it luke: I said no! |
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bigger luke has a weakness: bigger hands that are easier to cut off
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Han: "when he comes back, I won't get in the way" Leia: "it's not like that... he's my brother" Han: "...bigger Luke too?" Leia: "you know, I'm not sure..." |
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"I thought he looked bigger on the outside" said Han, as he tried shoving Luke into Big Luke's carcass for warmth
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FutonForensic posted:"I thought he looked bigger on the outside" said Han, as he tried shoving Luke into Big Luke's carcass for warmth
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alnilam posted:i was with you all along. When you saw slightly bigger footprints in the snow, it was i who carried you. |
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FutonForensic posted:"I thought he looked bigger on the outside" said Han, as he tried shoving Luke into Big Luke's carcass for warmth |
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*george lucas puts on his brand new pair of lukes and starts walking around* george lucas: wait...something feels weird. *checks under the tongues* george lucas: drat it! *looks around for the receipt but can't find it* george lucas: (sigh) I'll just have to make it work |
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  both these men claim to be luke skywalker note the happy one is slightly larger then the angry one also they ahve different faces and different hairs and different clothes |
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mfw the idiot trolls try telling me its actually a small han 
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I'm pretty sure this thread has more than proven the bigger luke hypothesis. Onto phase 2 of the study: Who is this second, larger luke? Is he still alive in the star trek universe? What kind of acting career did he have after star wars completed filming?
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he was the voice of bigger joker in bigger batman: the bigger animated series |
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this is good. thank you
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google THIS posted:he was the voice of bigger joker in bigger batman: the bigger animated series Riddler: riddle me this, Batman! BIG BATMAN: WHAT. I'M LIKE A HUNDRED FEET TALL. I CAN NOT HEAR YOU. SPEAK UP. Riddler: RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN
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Matoi Ryuko posted:What kind of acting career did he have after star wars completed filming? It was a bigger disappointment than regular Luke's career |
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He found out that you can't beat a bigger Corley no matter what kind of small-vans you're trying to sell DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Jan 6, 2016 |
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Jan 6, 2016 06:43
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He just changes size like a normal person. Smh |
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Of course his current role is slightly younger obi-wan kenobi |
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warden: Cool Hand Luke, the prison party is in thirty minutes and none of these beers are cold!! you need to chill them with your cool hands and get them over to the mess hall ASAP! Luke: I can't chill these beers in thirty minutes, let alone carry them all!! Suddenly, a man with gigantic, freezing hands steps out from the shadows ???: Perhaps I can be of assistance!
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FutonForensic posted:warden: Cool Hand Luke, the prison party is in thirty minutes and none of these beers are cold!! you need to chill them with your cool hands and get them over to the mess hall ASAP! this thread is a gift |
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in the expanded universe there are actually several lukes of slightly different sizes. here are the Kenner action figures of some of them: (left to right) -bigger luke -small luke -luke prime -biggest luke
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Begun the luke war has. |
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FutonForensic posted:Riddler: riddle me this, Batman!
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(looking up at supreme leader snoke) we're gonna need a bigger luke |
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google THIS posted:leia: aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? lmao ---------------- |
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