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Jun 10, 2024 22:38
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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I prefer the smaller Han theory.
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Jan 5, 2016 00:33
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- FreshCutFries
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holy poo poo....
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Jan 5, 2016 00:40
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- google THIS
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leia: aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
luke: huh? oh...
(luke dashes out of the cell and returns a moment later)
luke: (smiles mysteriously) better?
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Jan 5, 2016 00:43
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- posting smiling
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it sounds like your luking to get the snot beat out of you nerd
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Jan 5, 2016 00:48
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- google THIS
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yoda: size matters not. judge me by my size, do you?
luke: (leaning awkwardly against a tree and slouching) mm-mm. nope. no way.
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Jan 5, 2016 00:53
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- posting smiling
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i'm giong to use the force to force this nerd's hand into his face so it looks like he's hitting himself in the face..
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Jan 5, 2016 00:56
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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still skeptical? check this out:
you will note that in this scene Luke is clearly larger than both of tattooine's suns combined
without han i can't see how tall that luke is
everyone in the idf must die
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Jan 5, 2016 01:41
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- i am he
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it sounds like your luking to get the snot beat out of you nerd
i'm giong to use the force to force this nerd's hand into his face so it looks like he's hitting himself in the face..
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Jan 5, 2016 01:44
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- Android Blues
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leia: aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
luke: huh? oh...
(luke dashes out of the cell and returns a moment later)
luke: (smiles mysteriously) better?
love this post
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Jan 5, 2016 02:50
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- alnilam
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leia: aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
luke: huh? oh...
(luke dashes out of the cell and returns a moment later)
luke: (smiles mysteriously) better?
lol
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Jan 5, 2016 03:41
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Luke: You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father.
obi wan: What I told you is true. From a certain point of view.
bigger luke: wait! Vader killed bigger dad!?
DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Jan 5, 2016
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Jan 5, 2016 05:47
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- Pedantra
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by Lowtax
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Jan 5, 2016 07:55
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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still skeptical? check this out:
you will note that in this scene Luke is clearly larger than both of tattooine's suns combined
I can't believe it!
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Jan 5, 2016 08:02
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- Android Blues
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yoda: there is...another
luke: its leia right? shes my sister?
yoda: no ... that guy over there *points to where bigger luke is standing awkwardly in the swamp. he waves*
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Jan 5, 2016 08:23
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- FreshCutFries
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yoda: there is...another
luke: its leia right? shes my sister?
yoda: no ... that guy over there *points to where bigger luke is standing awkwardly in the swamp. he waves*
lol
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Jan 5, 2016 08:29
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Yoda: a domain of evil it is. In you must go.
Luke: what's in there?
Yoda: only bigger luke in darth vader mask
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Jan 5, 2016 08:49
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Earlier:
Yoda: Hey bigger luke, wanna screw with regular luke?
bigger luke: Yeah.
Yoda: Put on this suit and wait in this cave.
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Jan 5, 2016 09:07
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- Android Blues
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Yoda: a domain of evil it is. In you must go.
Luke: what's in there?
Yoda: only bigger luke in darth vader mask
Earlier:
Yoda: Hey bigger luke, wanna screw with regular luke?
bigger luke: Yeah.
Yoda: Put on this suit and wait in this cave.
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Jan 5, 2016 09:35
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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And that's the last we ever saw bigger luke, rip
Source:
forcepranksgonewrong.co.crst
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Jan 5, 2016 09:51
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Good thing scarfaced luke was available as a replacement for bigger luke
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Jan 5, 2016 10:16
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- Looke
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when I was younger a friends dad thought it would be funny to say "use the force luke" everytime I saw him
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Jan 5, 2016 10:40
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- Piso Mojado
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still skeptical? check this out:
you will note that in this scene Luke is clearly larger than both of tattooine's suns combined
lol
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Jan 5, 2016 13:45
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- alnilam
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i was with you all along. When you saw slightly bigger footprints in the snow, it was i who carried you.
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Jan 5, 2016 14:32
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- google THIS
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Yoda: a domain of evil it is. In you must go.
Luke: what's in there?
Yoda: only bigger luke in darth vader mask
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Jan 5, 2016 14:33
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- google THIS
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bigger Luke takes a swig of vodka and bites down on a dowel while Luke prime lines up his hand stump with bigger Luke's arm and draws a cut line
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Jan 5, 2016 14:40
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- Ace of Baes
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i was with you all along. When you saw slightly bigger footprints in the snow, it was i who carried you.
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Jan 5, 2016 15:05
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- Adbot
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Jun 10, 2024 22:38
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- Looke
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"Luke, I am your father."
"NO, it can't be true... you are at least 3 inches too tall"
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Jan 5, 2016 15:27
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