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I would like to apply for a position as the head of human resources, please.
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dreezy posted:anyone who can supply illegal drugs for the whole commune is immediately accepted and promoted to the position of Sargent 420 Blazelord. its not illegal when its legal on your island.
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Jan 8, 2016 07:48
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Microwaves Mom posted:its not illegal when its legal on your island. they're going to be ironically illegal
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Jan 8, 2016 07:49
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youre gonna need holes, i'll dig them holes. dig em up and the treasure who's gonna dig? That's me
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Jan 8, 2016 08:50
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I'll be the Dennis Nedry of your island. With my programs you can run the whole island from one room! I'll be using Unix of course.
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Jan 8, 2016 09:03
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dreezy posted:you can still apply for island membership. i wont hold it against you. Oh, ok. Well my only skill is being a cat lady, except with rats, making them do my bidding and wear costumes.
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Jan 8, 2016 10:19
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I am a trained cat behaviourist and also a musician and I've got really sharp sideburns ansd an egg head and i'm Jackson Galsaxy from television.
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Jan 8, 2016 10:55
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Pawn 17 posted:I'll be the Dennis Nedry of your island. With my programs you can run the whole island from one room! I'll be using Unix of course. it's a real, honest-to-God OS https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsn
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Jan 8, 2016 16:06
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I'm an extremely motivated and very ambitious individual and I would like to apply to be your closest advisor. A "grand vizier" of sorts, if you will. I give great advice and come with a dozen extremely loyal soldiers to be your personal bodyguard! I also have my very own concealed knife for umm... animal attacks! yeah, to fight off dangerous wildlife. Looking forward to doing anything I can
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Jan 8, 2016 16:08
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dreezy posted:not sure what the limit is here, the island is pretty big but most of it is volcanic rock that doesn't really work for construction. Am I gunna have ta get tha union involved, boss?
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Jan 8, 2016 16:17
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i have some naked pictures of peoples pussies and boobs
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Jan 8, 2016 16:19
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I'm an excellent mediator for any and all issues. With my high endurance and stamina I can walk around the island listening to you maniacs bitch and moan for hours and skillfully bring you down from your madness. The biggest neg about me is I sweat profusely so I'm probably gonna need someone to follow me around with a towel and some water.
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I have a Costco Membership. I will also pack nothing but toilet paper.
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