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long story short, I'm moving to my new island soon and I want to start a perfect society filled with only the cream of the crop. only the best goons will be selected to join me in creating this pacific paradise, with assessment based on your skills, assets, genetic fortitude, and cleanliness. survival skills are a big plus. and we deffo need someone who can get us internet access somehow. please explain why I should choose you for my island of übermensch. CURRENT ISLAND SQUADRON dreezy: founder and pope Professor Shark: offshore fan artist a starwar betamax: quality assurance A misanthrope: soux chef 12gaugelobotomy: venture capital Shwqa: intern Jukeboxblues: construction foreman Chinaman: burrito man the great deceiver: drug man that honkey: internet service provider Fluo: head chef and head brewer Orkin Mang: drink tester and exterminator Windows 98: "qualified" banker Smash it Smash hit: holy man whoflungpoop: speaker for the women and the homosexuals dreezy fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Jan 6, 2016 |
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big tits
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Jan 5, 2016 21:09
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i have good drug hookups
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Jan 5, 2016 21:10
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while i have no skills to offer your grand society i would like to offer myself as a sort of mascot. you can throw things at me and i will dance. i'd probably eat gross stuff and generally make an rear end out of myself. i will keep my sobbing to a minimum and rarely will i piss myself.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:11
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I can eat a peach for hours.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:11
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skills: python stacking, javascript (video games only), large collection of action figures, own partial share of a 1998 kowasaki wave runner
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Jan 5, 2016 21:11
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my dad is a lawyer
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Jan 5, 2016 21:12
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im going to poo poo in your mouth
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i'll make the website
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Jan 5, 2016 21:12
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i can make and eat 3 perfectly cooked hamburgers in 20 minutes
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Jan 5, 2016 21:12
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I can tend to livestock and make prison wine
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Jan 5, 2016 21:15
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if any applicant doesnt work out i can crush their puny skull between my tits e: also large coconuts/small boulders but u gotta brush the dirt off first
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Jan 5, 2016 21:16
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whoflungpoop posted:big tits inefficient for humid tropics
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I know how to construct and operate a still
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Jan 5, 2016 21:17
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a starwar betamax posted:inefficient for humid tropics eventually someone's going to want a bowl of cornflakes and then where will u turn
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Jan 5, 2016 21:17
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Will you have an aircraft carrier on this goon island of yours?
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Jan 5, 2016 21:18
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I'm great at pointing out flaws in a plan
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Jan 5, 2016 21:18
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I know an exceptionally large amount of racial slurs
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Jan 5, 2016 21:19
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I can make poorly made cartoons of your island adventures/ propaganda from here in NA if you Paypal me in USD
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Jan 5, 2016 21:19
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I can dig us some latrines to live in
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Jan 5, 2016 21:19
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long story short
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Jan 5, 2016 21:20
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I roll blunts for a living.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:21
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because i am good at smoking weed and getting drunk and i feel these two things would go well while laying on a beach in the tropics
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Jan 5, 2016 21:22
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whoflungpoop posted:eventually someone's going to want a bowl of cornflakes and then where will u turn to be fair i'm p sure there's plenty of male goons with tits large enough to milk
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Jan 5, 2016 21:22
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I can teach french, so soon enough we can enact some sort of societal stratification based on languages. think about it OP.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:23
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Op is a disgusting slopi
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im going to be the mayor
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I can build rooms to masturbate in safely.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:26
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Skills: Logic, MS Paint, fiction writing, debate (atheism specialty) Assets: Car Genetic Fortitude: Pros: -6'2" -Big dick (8") -High IQ (self-assessed 135) -Mezomorph body type Cons: -Nearshighted -Alcoholism (recovering) -Asymmetric face Cleanliness: Showers daily, washes hands before preparing/eating food and upon returning home from any public place. Survival Skills: Once played paintball in a "jungle" arena and wasn't too squeamish to belly crawl through real mud and icky bugs. Splashed five opponents. Believe these skills could be translated into real combat.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:27
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my uncle works at nintendo
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Jan 5, 2016 21:28
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I'm white
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i know kung fu
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I can brew beer if provided with barley and hops and yeast (don't know how to farm, but bring yo mama to provide yeast) I am a skilled amateur pianist and am willing to preform original songs and standards. Think about it--a jaunty theme song is often the only difference between a brutal junta and an island paradise I can cook bachelor food
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Jan 5, 2016 21:33
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lots of promising applicants so far. gently caress the ROW posted:skills: python stacking, javascript (video games only), large collection of action figures, own partial share of a 1998 kowasaki wave runner talk to me when you've got a full share on the waverunner and THEN you can talk to me. Isaac posted:I can tend to livestock and make prison wine love prison wine, but I can only accept you if someone else can bring livestock. I've seen your livestock. it's lovely. a starwar betamax posted:inefficient for humid tropics I like you're critical eye for detail. you're in. SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Will you have an aircraft carrier on this goon island of yours? if someone brings one I won't say no. Noblesse Obliged posted:I'm great at pointing out flaws in a plan already got starwar for that. Professor Shark posted:I can make poorly made cartoons of your island adventures/ propaganda from here in NA if you Paypal me in USD hmmmmm... will you work for exposure? Jukeboxblues posted:I can build rooms to masturbate in safely. any experience with bamboo? Applewhite posted:Skills: Logic, MS Paint, fiction writing, debate (atheism specialty) nice, but kinda gay.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:34
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WitchFetish posted:I can teach french, so soon enough we can enact some sort of societal stratification based on languages. Ah, the Norman model of island settlement !
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Jan 5, 2016 21:34
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I'm a mermaid.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:35
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dreezy posted:hmmmmm... will you work for exposure? For the first 3 months, after that it's USD
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Jan 5, 2016 21:35
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i can beat street fighter 2 without using any continues
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Jan 5, 2016 21:36
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Applewhite posted:Skills: Logic, MS Paint, fiction writing, debate (atheism specialty) Nice we will need cold logic and reason to mock any native tribes we find. Where is their god now? 
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do you have a leader yet? i would like to be the leader
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