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Netflix Golem had to be destroyed when they took Ancient Aliens off Instant Watch
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Hick Magnet posted:Thought Golem |
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Feb 13, 2016 16:42
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ron color posted:Reptilian Golem these guys appear whenever you call 911. Small chance they will become enraged if you look at the badge number |
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ron color posted:Flip Over Golem this golem gets drunk and tries to backflip at every party. I dont think anyone here summoned him he just shows up |
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Hick Magnet posted:Corduroy Golem Hick Magnet posted:Reebok Golem Ok. I've picked my golem battling team now what? |
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you'll want some badges, go challenge fluffie duckie for a golem battle maybe consider a Burrito golem these can depend on the ingredients you level them with, you can start out at ground beef and work your way up to chorizo for fire attacks December Octopodes fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Feb 13, 2016
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ron jesus christ leave some for the rest of us
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fridge golem: will take the last soda from the office kitchen and will not restock. if pressured, the golem will buy generic dr. pepper which nobody likes except janine
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kid golem: this golem will come out of a woman who has decided to let herself go for over a year after dissapointing intercourse. golem is humanlike in almost every way, but is a piece of poo poo just like his father. do you hear me craig? child services is going to find you and you will pay me that loving money
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lovely father golem: this golem is exactly like a father in every way except it is not there. your mother makes sure you know this.
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Feb 13, 2016 18:20
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Gollum Golem- Does double damage if your name is Baggins or if you're from the Shire. Is on a personal crusade for someone called "Precious". Gabourey Sidibe hides in constant fear
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Feb 13, 2016 18:22
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biggest golem: this golem is the biggest golem, there is none larger. if you think you can make a bigger golem you can't bc it is impossible.
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Feb 13, 2016 18:24
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sand golem: collapses immediately into a pile of sand. |
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Feb 13, 2016 20:26
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get up and go'lem: made up of fine silicate layers of vim stratified around a hard core of pep. has a slip of paper with the word chutzpah! written on it inserted in the back of its head. great dancer |
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Feb 13, 2016 20:47
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go(lem) get 'em golem: holds up a slate with YOU CAN DO IT or WE'LL BE STRONG TOGETHER written on it when you have a bad day. has no other purpose |
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Feb 13, 2016 20:50
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Goshlem the most elusive and most bashful of all golems. its rocky cheeks turn red hot at the smallest of compliments. critically weak to smooches
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the Goalem has but one purpose- to kick a soccer ball into the net
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Feb 13, 2016 21:44
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Dagwood Golem Two strong arms; Slimy slices of spiced salami; Three foot long of bread and lettuce Mayo and hammy. Blood of oil and vinegar both Skin of crust, slightly toast But the one thing this Golem requires most Is pepperjack cheese as nails for toes. |
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Yo Momma Golem So fat, the magic word on her forehead is Hershey's. |
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gotta golem all: these golems are obsessed with collecting golems and are often seen at golem con beating much smaller golems at a literal game for children does anyone know what golems Fluffie Duckie runs? i'm having a hard time getting past her duck golem
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bacalou posted:biggest golem: this golem is the biggest golem, there is none larger. if you think you can make a bigger golem you can't bc it is impossible. Hick Magnet posted:Dagwood Golem lol |
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FutonForensic posted:Goshlem |
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Godzillem Born of radiation, he rises from the sea to punish humanity for their arrogance. Breathes fire in addition to standard golem functions of stomping and crushing. May fall in love and make babby eggy golems. |
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Scrotum Golem these are the golems who gently caress for free. constructed from a swirling vortex of a million disembodied ballsacs, these sick fuckrocks will take you to the height of pleasure.... if your definition of "pleasure" is "getting pummeled by a million disembodied ballsacs"
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DVD Golem Aging. Many people don't buy him anymore, but you can find him in most bargain bins. |
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888 Golem Found in Chinatown. Somehow cleared municipal health inspection. |
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That Golem I think we've all seen that Golem with the one weird wheel at the bottom or with the really long legs, or the ones where someone really hosed up when they summoned them. They're always walking around the academy getting in everyone's way and scaring off the junior enchantresses. |
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chance golem look around you, what do you see? what do you hear? leaves blowing in the breeze? your house creaking as it settles? a man on a park bench reading a newspaper? ants scurrying for scraps of food? I have just summoned you a chance golem. please remit 50 gold coins for my services |
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This Golem This golem. Let me tell you about this golem. It is. The best. This golem is the most dependable golem around. Everyone loves this golem. Even the other golems can't stay mad at this golem, although they know it only fucks up to make them feel better. If you know this golem, your life is sure to be filled with wonder. And even if you don't, this golem is likely responsible for the nice things in your life anyhow.
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congrats on makin it to the front page everyone http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/byob-golem-assortment/
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Thank you for making this thread funny, all. |
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ron color posted:Monopoly Golem this golem controls everything from St Charles Place to Marvin Gardens. To Banish, just repeat "that's half the board mother fucker" and crash all his hotels to the carpet. Works for Standard Monopoly only lol |
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