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Reebok Golem
The Reebok Golem is the fastest of all golems and excels at basketball. It can leap a dozen feet in the air and has a psychic connection with any nearby shot clock. It will often roll up on street games and bounce forward, dunking on everyone it passes. Who summons the Reebok Golem? Where do they keep coming from?
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- Adbot
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Rock Golem
Not just a regular Golem, the rock Golem is comprised entirely of rock music ephemera such as the ironic electric guitars emblematic of the now 60 year old genre.
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Normal Golem
Nothing weird about this big guy. Though it may just be a standard golem compared to more modern golem varieties on offer, the Normal Golem will always be the classic quintessential golem and will always hold a place in our hearts.
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Corduroy Golem
The Corduroy Golem, rarer now than in the woodwork of history, is known primarily for the infuriating *zut-zut* noises it makes as it creeps through hallways at nighttime. It has an awful glare and many childrens' fables warn of the dangers of confusing a Corduroy Golem with your teddy bear.
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Normal Golem
Nothing weird about this big guy. Though it may just be a standard golem compared to more modern golem varieties on offer, the Normal Golem will always be the classic quintessential golem and will always hold a place in our hearts.
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various golems
it's basically a handful of very small golems. think of them as like a handful of m&ms, except instead of red blue and green m&ms you have red blue and green golems. please do NOT eat the golems.
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Robot golem:
It's a Golem made out of robot parts.
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Flour Golem
Made from wheat golem the flour golem is a key staple golem used in making bread, pastry and pasta golems.
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Dog Golem
Not a Golem shaped like a Dog, but, rather, a number of Dogs smooshed together into a single organism. Extremely friendly and excitable, the dog golem makes an excellent companion, although it must be walked and groomed frequently.
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Flour Golem
Made from wheat golem the flour golem is a key staple golem used in making bread, pastry and pasta golems.
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Golem Dog
Not a Golem shaped like a Dog, but, rather, a dog shaped like a Golem.
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Golem Dog
Not a Golem shaped like a Dog, but, rather, a dog shaped like a Golem.
Has Mad Science Gone Too Far?
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The Cum Golem... oh wait.. I mean the WEED golem
This one is made out of WEED lol.. Goldmine this poo poo
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Feb 13, 2016 03:19
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- devil
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gently caress. wrong account
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Feb 13, 2016 03:20
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The Cum Golem... oh wait.. I mean the WEED golem
This one is made out of WEED lol.. Goldmine this poo poo
Anyone else got any good golems before I goldmine this sucker?
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Thought Golem
Imagine if you're a Golem, and that's exactly what this is. You just summoned this Golem and you're ready to move on to more advanced Golems.
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Small Golem
Business Casual Golem
Golem 3000
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iron golem
put one of these bad boys in your closet and you'll never have to worry about wrinkled clothes again. just make sure it cools completely before trying to handle it, and bear in mind you'll have to feed it upwards of three gallons of distilled water a day
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Feb 13, 2016 03:29
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Nope
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Hm, getting warmer
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worse... maybe go brainstorm for a little bit and then come back with some fresh material
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Particle Golem
Does he get wet, or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Particle Golem.
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Doujinshi Golem
This golem can produce any fandom ship you write on parchment and place inside its forehead. School yard drama, robots, sports, yaoi or yuri. Doujinshi Golems will not self-insert themselves into your fantasy.
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Yogurt Golem a small and energetic breed of golem that comes in many flavors. Though many people consider the yogurt golem's disposition to be annoying, they are quite affectionate to their master
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Kevin Smith Golem created by writing a request on a napkin or tissue and placing it on the forehead of famous film maker/actor, Kevin Smith. This golem can be temperamental and isn't very skilled at combat so make sure to have a backup golem ready
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Reptilian Golem these guys appear whenever you call 911. Small chance they will become enraged if you look at the badge number
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Monopoly Golem this golem controls everything from St Charles Place to Marvin Gardens. To Banish, just repeat "that's half the board mother fucker" and crash all his hotels to the carpet. Works for Standard Monopoly only
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Lol
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Spawn Camp Golem this golem is my friend Kevin. gently caress YOU KEVIN
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Flip Over Golem this golem gets drunk and tries to backflip at every party. I dont think anyone here summoned him he just shows up
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Crush Golem he will drink fanta if he has to but come on
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Egg Golem if kept for long enough will yield the powerful Bird Golem. Egg Golem resists crush-type attacks surprisingly well, but is extremely susceptible to most other kinds of damage.
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