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Champenema posted:Let's not get into the circumcision issue but your idea applies to any race as far making new friends So what if they don't have a little fliggus on their schmeckel? 
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Feb 17, 2016 16:34
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On second thought I think I don't get along with them just fine. Thanx
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Feb 17, 2016 19:53
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Awesome op, maybe consider another thread about how to get along with black people, I'm sure that will be an even better thread 
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Feb 17, 2016 20:35
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*tries to think of a funny jewish thing to say* uhhh....LATKE!!! lol
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Feb 17, 2016 21:06
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Just be yourself, and by that I mean be me, because Jews loving adore me for some reason. Luckily it goes both ways.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:10
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getta load of this schlemiel over here
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Feb 17, 2016 21:17
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Champenema posted:Does anyone have any helpful hints in my finding and befriending a member of the 12 tribes? Not looking to marry Sarah Silverman here, just expand my horizons. Blowjobs. Jews like blowjobs. I saw it in a Woody Allen movie once.
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you have to level up your mathist class and then dual class into crypto-jew because idk that you can just re-spec into Jewish otherwise like that so late in the game what i'm saying is marry a nice jewish girl because otherwise jews won't take you seriously if you're trying to convert and you'll never really make it
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Feb 17, 2016 21:19
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I'll marry, I'll bake the goddamn blood matzos, the whole jewish shebang
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Feb 17, 2016 21:21
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you have to eat an entire glass wrapped in a napkin and say "matzeltof" with your mouth full of glass shards and then jews will respect you which is the first step towards liking you
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Feb 17, 2016 21:26
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send me 100$ and ill fake it is that enough.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:27
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I named my schnauzer "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong." I think I"m off to a bad start.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:28
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Tell them you tried to get into the JDF, but decided not to join because they wouldn't let you carry your own personal baby-smashing hammer.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:46
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Depending on what level jewcrafter they are you could try berating women in front of them. I mean really let go with it, spit on them, call them whores, throw rocks at them. The pure ur-jew is a feral creature indeed.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:48
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cut off the tip of your dick op
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Feb 17, 2016 22:07
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Smoke weed and travel in middle class head circles and the Jews will happen all on their own
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Feb 17, 2016 22:08
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have you tried negging them
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Feb 17, 2016 22:25
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being able to quote the rules of acquisition at appropriate times goes a long way also, give great oomox
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Feb 18, 2016 02:06
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just be really insanely racist about other semitic peoples and constantly talk poo poo about arabs and muslims. you'll basically be a rabbi in a couple weeks.
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Under the vegetable posted:just be really insanely racist about other semitic peoples and constantly talk poo poo about arabs and muslims. you'll basically be a rabbi in a couple weeks. worked for donald trump
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http://forward.com/news/330111/trump-chutzpah-lures-some-jewish-voters/
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Feb 18, 2016 04:46
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So basically, OP, you're the kind of guy that views people of different ethnicities as an accessory, kind of like a new handbag or a hat?
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-Troika- posted:So basically, OP, you're the kind of guy that views people of different ethnicities as an accessory, kind of like a new handbag or a hat? In this case only if the accessory is free or very low cost.
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As your jew gets closer to the boat, drop your entire rod and reel to your waist. If the jew goes under the boat, get your rod tip in the water and follow it. If you can see the jew, you'll know when it's tired. It'll roll over on its side to let you know it’s ready to be landed. And if you can't see the jew, you'll be able to feel it. For smaller jews, such as ashkenazi simply lift them by hand or by a fishing net from the water quickly then cradle the jew around the belly to remove the hook.
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Don't stab the net at the jew. If you don't get it the first time, re-aim and try again. Get it out of the water and take the hook out as quickly as possible so you can either release it promptly or stash it in a academic program to eat at home.
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Feb 18, 2016 07:04
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also this thread is a perfect example of how d&d creates a safe pond for antisemitism
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Feb 18, 2016 07:06
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d&d aren't anti-Semites. that would require the ability to process information and arrive at conclusions.
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Baloogan posted:also this thread is a perfect example of how d&d creates a safe pond for antisemitism See how quickly someone gets banned if they create a "How to I befriend the gentle Negro" thread.
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There's a musk you can buy which I hear works wonders for attracting Jewish females. Leave it out in the woods overnight during the rutting season.
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