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Hey goons, I'm a fellow likeable white guy/person capable of unspeakable acts. In the spirit of multiculturalism I have always strove to befriend various less fortunate/attractive minority-type individuals. I have treasured relationships with individuals from the negroid, hispanical, and india-indian races; we freely trade snipes and slurs and enjoy our camaraderie, yet it's been a long time since I chummed it up with a semite. Does anyone have any helpful hints in my finding and befriending a member of the 12 tribes? Not looking to marry Sarah Silverman here, just expand my horizons.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:09 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 05:55 |
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Three words that I live by: Cool Leather Jacket
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:10 |
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Jews are very personable but I could never escape the feeling they were getting one over on me in even the most mundane of friend situations.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:11 |
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Suck their dicks op.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:13 |
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Professor Shark posted:Three words that I live by: Cool Leather Jacket ah poo poo do I have to get the keychain too?
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:14 |
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:16 |
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wait'll the JIDF hears about this.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:17 |
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It probably wouldn't hurt to have the words COOL LEATHER JACKET embroidered or tactfully painted on the back of your jacket, in case anyone is confused
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:18 |
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compliment their curly hair and crooked scheming noses
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:19 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Suck their dicks op. Let's not get into the circumcision issue but your idea applies to any race as far making new friends
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:21 |
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start with me. paypal me $5 (I like money to an unreasonable degree, for some strange reason) and i'll convince my fellow jews to like you.Professor Shark posted:Three words that I live by: Cool Leather Jacket also this
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:21 |
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Throw money at them OP
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:24 |
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do the jhon mccain get your hands up and aaah oooh
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:28 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Throw money at them OP see, I told you
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:30 |
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A good not over the top leather jacket will actually do wonders if you aren't some sort of creature
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:31 |
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I'm not made of money here, people! Any way I can jew a jew down to simple mutual admiration?
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 13:02 |
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Sorry but my people will never accept you OP
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 13:14 |
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Champenema posted:I'm not made of money here, people! Any way I can jew a jew down to simple mutual admiration? tell you what i'm gonna do, i'll like you unconditionally but only if I get some kind of material compensation.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 13:15 |
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are you money?
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 13:31 |
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Watch a lot of Woody Alan movies and develop a sense of humor that centers around being uncomfortable and nervous.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 13:34 |
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Go take care of their aging old mothers OP
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 13:53 |
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How much money have you got?
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 13:57 |
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share the love of christ with them
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 14:04 |
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Talk frequently about your love of bacon, cheeseburgers, and the liberation of the Palestinian people.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 14:04 |
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You gotta get your faction up. There's a number of turn-in quests you can complete near gaza that can take you all the way to "friendly" if you grind thrm enough.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 14:11 |
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Try giving them a gold cross necklace. They will be your friend if you say "Good Job" while handing it to them.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 14:25 |
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Dirty Sanchez posted:You gotta get your faction up. There's a number of turn-in quests you can complete near gaza that can take you all the way to "friendly" if you grind thrm enough. There's also the gold sink dailies where you just put money in your Roth IRA at any affiliated bank
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 14:29 |
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dreezy posted:wait'll the JIDF hears about this. theyre already here. soon theyll be calling their mod
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 14:37 |
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gas OP burn thread. just kidding have some humor but you do want to fit in, don't you? The trick with jews is to spraypaint big metal coins with gold spraypaint and clink them whenever you think out loud. also, you have to think about getting more money all the time so when you think out loud you're talking about taking more money.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:30 |
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:33 |
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I also love giant titties.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:33 |
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Murder Arabs.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:59 |
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I'm not saying actually do it, but it would work. Stop looking at me like that.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 16:00 |
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keep a couple handfuls of pastrami in your pockets, the real thing not some boars head bullshit.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 16:04 |
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 16:05 |
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Hurrfr jews liooove money. Great thread.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 16:09 |
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stop cosplaying as anime hitler?
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 16:13 |
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Germstore posted:I also love giant titties.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 16:21 |
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 16:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRAyu6ABZ1U
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