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FluffieDuckie

City of Glompton posted:

Ghost Problems???

Are you tired of being
  • Pushed around by phantoms?
  • Surprised by specters?
  • Wrecked by wraiths?
Do you find yourself
  • Unable to navigate the spirit realm?
  • Awkward around apparitions?
  • Or just plain ready to be stronger immaterially?

If you've answered "YES!" to any of the above, fear not--Your Supernatural Solution is Here!

Ghost Expert Claude Excalibur has beat up tens of thousands of ghosts and is ready to share his secrets with you!

Sign up today and receive your FREE E-Book covering the top 10 Spirits you'll meet in the beyond, and how to best them!

Some of the tips Claude shares include:
  • Dressing to impress and confuse the dead
  • Breaking down incorporeal defenses and replacing them with your own designs
  • Handling multiple phantasms
Don't be dismissed as a "meatsack mark" any longer! Email Claude today and he will rush you your FREE E-Book full of life-changing tips for dealing with the dead!

SPECIAL OFFER: Reply in the next 10 minutes and Claude will personally answer your top ghost question--and as a bonus, you will be confirmed to receive his premier Haunt Hacks weekly newsletter, full of the latest tips & tricks for dealing with spirits!

Don't delay--this offer is inevitable!


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

City of Glompton posted:

Ghost Problems???

Are you tired of being
  • Pushed around by phantoms?
  • Surprised by specters?
  • Wrecked by wraiths?
Do you find yourself
  • Unable to navigate the spirit realm?
  • Awkward around apparitions?
  • Or just plain ready to be stronger immaterially?

If you've answered "YES!" to any of the above, fear not--Your Supernatural Solution is Here!

Ghost Expert Claude Excalibur has beat up tens of thousands of ghosts and is ready to share his secrets with you!

Sign up today and receive your FREE E-Book covering the top 10 Spirits you'll meet in the beyond, and how to best them!

Some of the tips Claude shares include:
  • Dressing to impress and confuse the dead
  • Breaking down incorporeal defenses and replacing them with your own designs
  • Handling multiple phantasms
Don't be dismissed as a "meatsack mark" any longer! Email Claude today and he will rush you your FREE E-Book full of life-changing tips for dealing with the dead!

SPECIAL OFFER: Reply in the next 10 minutes and Claude will personally answer your top ghost question--and as a bonus, you will be confirmed to receive his premier Haunt Hacks weekly newsletter, full of the latest tips & tricks for dealing with spirits!

Don't delay--this offer is inevitable!

i just emailed him right now :sweep::ghost:

b h m

A lot. Like four or 5 a lot

b h m

Let me pose this question would two ghost gorillas defeat a ghost black bear

b h m

How about 5 ghostrillas vs 2 black boo-rs

Dinosaurmageddon

by zen death robot
What if the ghost gorillas and ghost bears couldn't fight each other (cuz they've got different heavens of course) but then they could team up and like overlap as a ghostrillabear???

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Piso Mojado

we need to break into bear heaven and steal all their hunny.

Robot Made of Meat

City of Glompton posted:

Ghost Problems???

Are you tired of being
  • Pushed around by phantoms?
  • Surprised by specters?
  • Wrecked by wraiths?
Do you find yourself
  • Unable to navigate the spirit realm?
  • Awkward around apparitions?
  • Or just plain ready to be stronger immaterially?

If you've answered "YES!" to any of the above, fear not--Your Supernatural Solution is Here!

Ghost Expert Claude Excalibur has beat up tens of thousands of ghosts and is ready to share his secrets with you!

Sign up today and receive your FREE E-Book covering the top 10 Spirits you'll meet in the beyond, and how to best them!

Some of the tips Claude shares include:
  • Dressing to impress and confuse the dead
  • Breaking down incorporeal defenses and replacing them with your own designs
  • Handling multiple phantasms
Don't be dismissed as a "meatsack mark" any longer! Email Claude today and he will rush you your FREE E-Book full of life-changing tips for dealing with the dead!

SPECIAL OFFER: Reply in the next 10 minutes and Claude will personally answer your top ghost question--and as a bonus, you will be confirmed to receive his premier Haunt Hacks weekly newsletter, full of the latest tips & tricks for dealing with spirits!

Don't delay--this offer is inevitable!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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b h m

Ghoatrillabear is my rap name

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