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how many ghosts could you beat up?
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- Shaquin
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I would falsely befriend them then entrap them in a jewel so 5-7
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Feb 20, 2016 03:31
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- bog pixie
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it would take only a single ghost to beat me up.
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Feb 20, 2016 03:36
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- bog pixie
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oh that's the wrong question. well... my answer stands
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Feb 20, 2016 03:37
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- Ace of Baes
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it would take only a single ghost to beat me up.
same, im a big wimp,
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Feb 20, 2016 03:39
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- Shaquin
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The previous post should have read jew instead of jewel my mistake. Most spirits are anti Semitic and I'd like to teach them a lesson ala Swayze in ghost who was racist against Whoopi Goldberg
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Feb 20, 2016 03:42
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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It really depends on my ability to punch them. Ghosts are hard to punch I bet since they are like see threw and stuff.
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Feb 20, 2016 03:58
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- beer pal
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its a trick question... hes just trying to get you to say you want to beat up ghosts so he can get the nsa on your rear end...
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Feb 20, 2016 04:05
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- beer pal
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hey spooks (slang for cia agents) i love and respect spooks (slang for ghotss) and would never hurt one even in self defense.
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Feb 20, 2016 04:06
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- drilldo squirt
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If you saw a ghost coming out of the tv would you call the cops?
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Feb 20, 2016 04:07
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- drilldo squirt
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That's a loving good number man, I love it.
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Feb 20, 2016 04:08
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- Afro Doug
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hey man. ghosts are people too. or were people i guess.
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Feb 20, 2016 04:08
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Ghosts get squatters rights if they haunt the same place for to long, that is why you need to have regular exorcisms.
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Feb 20, 2016 04:11
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- Commie NedFlanders
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hey spooks (slang for cia agents) i love and respect spooks (slang for ghotss) and would never hurt one even in self defense.
this post spooked me
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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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Feb 20, 2016 04:26
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- Piso Mojado
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It would really depend on the ghosts. Your everyday ghost, I could probably only take on 1 in a straight fight..MAYBE two if I've been sticking with my Starting Strength routine, but if it was like a kid ghost or an old lady ghost, well i could probably do a lot better. So you'll really have to be more specific.
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Feb 20, 2016 04:59
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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i feel the best way to beat up ghosts is to get them all in a room and inhale really big to suck all the ghosts in your mouth and then chew on them a lot.
so to answer your question - as many as i can fit in my mouth
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Feb 20, 2016 05:02
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- Piso Mojado
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i feel the best way to beat up ghosts is to get them all in a room and inhale really big to suck all the ghosts in your mouth and then chew on them a lot.
so to answer your question - as many as i can fit in my mouth
I was thinking similar lines, but with a vacuum cleaner. i bet we could go back to back and really beat up ghosts and take their wallets.
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Feb 20, 2016 05:04
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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i feel threatened
 
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Feb 20, 2016 05:05
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- Piso Mojado
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*firmly pressing a dust buster against your back* GIMME YOUR WALLET! NOW!
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Feb 20, 2016 05:06
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- deep dish peat moss
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I can toast the most ghosts *flexing my eyebrows*
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Feb 20, 2016 05:20
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- Shaquin
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If you take a ghosts wallet you inherit their credit score
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Feb 20, 2016 05:28
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- literally a fish
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German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
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do i get a vacuum cleaner and some kind of science laser or am i on my own
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Feb 20, 2016 05:48
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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If you take a ghosts wallet you inherit their credit score
You may or may not want that...
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Feb 20, 2016 06:28
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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everyone in the idf must die
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Feb 20, 2016 09:32
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- Dinosaurmageddon
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As good as busting ghosts can make you feel, it's not about how many ghosts you could beat up but how many ghosts you should beat up.
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Feb 20, 2016 09:39
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- Jellidelic
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big person sized ghosts or small ball shaped avatars of spirits?
either way very many
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Feb 20, 2016 12:47
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- Neitherman
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He will die without safety brief.
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like seventeen if they were the size of like capybaras and didnt mob me all at once
otherwise maybe like 2
if the ghost were elephant sized i think it would in fact beat me up!
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Feb 20, 2016 17:48
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- ChairmanMeow
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You need an occult weapon, or transient curse. Otherwise you can just punch all day, nothings going to happen.
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Feb 20, 2016 18:14
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- Android Blues
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if theyre a poltergeist you can hold up a trampoline as a shield and theyll beat themselves up. works every time too because a lot of poltergeists are teenagers who hate "kid stuff" and will viciously pummel trampolines dolls etc at the slightest opportunity. ive exorcised six houses this way
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Feb 20, 2016 18:18
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- Android Blues
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*me holding up trampoline, looking over my shoulder at distraught house owner, winking* dont worry ma'am i'm just going to let him tire himself out
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Feb 20, 2016 18:28
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- misty mountaintop
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To beat a ghost, you must become a ghost. Start slow, by holding your breath for a few seconds, then work your way up from there.
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Feb 20, 2016 19:31
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- Scaly Haylie
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exactly one
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Feb 20, 2016 20:09
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- City of Glompton
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Feb 20, 2016 20:19
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- mags
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