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Is nominating Paul Ryan a good idea?
Are you kidding me? It's a loving great idea.
Yes.
No.
Hahahaha No.
At least he's not Romney.
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Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!



Really the whole post but especially



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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

trump with a beard looks like comstock from bioshock infinite

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

trump with a beard looks like comstock from bioshock infinite

Very founding father, very presidential.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

no way in hell could Marco ever grow such a beard

he doesn't grow something he already married

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

100% improvement, across the board. Bernie needs to get that setup going in time for the general if he wants to have a fighting chance against Ulysses S. Trump there.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

100% improvement, across the board. Bernie needs to get that setup going in time for the general if he wants to have a fighting chance against Ulysses S. Trump there.

Beards look like poo poo while theyre growing out though. No way any candidate except Kasich can avoid the press for a month or more until they get past the patchy fuzz stage. Its too late in the cycle for a bearded savior. Unless someone embraces the prosthetic beard.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Considering Trump is basically Comstock from Bioshock Infinite already, the beard is just the icing on the cake.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Not a Step posted:

Beards look like poo poo while theyre growing out though. No way any candidate except Kasich can avoid the press for a month or more until they get past the patchy fuzz stage. Its too late in the cycle for a bearded savior. Unless someone embraces the prosthetic beard.

Just before the convention, Hillary Clinton will be indicted, throwing the Democratic party into chaos.

That is, until Uncle Joe pulls up to the gates of the convention in his Corvette, sporting a luxurious beard he’s secretly been growing all year and accepts the nomination.

Bloody Queef
Mar 23, 2012

by zen death robot

Platystemon posted:

That is, until Uncle Joe pulls up to the gates of the convention in his Corvette, sporting a luxurious beard he’s secretly been growing all year and accepts the nomination.

Excuse me. Trans Am. Not Corvette.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Bloody Queef posted:

Excuse me. Trans Am. Not Corvette.

https://twitter.com/vp/status/292361945170989056

But maybe that’s just what he wants us to think.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/vp/status/292361945170989056

But maybe that’s just what he wants us to think.

Diamond Joe saves the 'vette for special occasions.

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/vp/status/292361945170989056

But maybe that’s just what he wants us to think.

THE BIDEN HAS BECOME AWARE.

But is this good or bad?

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