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Is nominating Paul Ryan a good idea?
Are you kidding me? It's a loving great idea.
Yes.
No.
Hahahaha No.
At least he's not Romney.
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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Paul Ryan is a presidential candidate now?

I guess?

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/boehner-endorses-paul-ryan-for-president-220855

Post your hot Petey takes here.

Platystemon has issued a correction as of 14:54 on Mar 16, 2016

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Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty
Sad!

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

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♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

2012: Paul Ryan unwillingly recruited to be Romney running mate
2015: Paul Ryan unwillingly recruited to be Speaker of the House
2016: Paul Ryan unwillingly recruited to be GOPe nominee
2017: Paul Ryan becomes RNC Chairman; observers report Ryan begging, "Please, make it stop."
20??: Paul Ryan becomes United Nations Secretary-General

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
He looks much better with a beard. It hides his wimpy jawline. Why did he shave it off?

Yet another example in a long string of poor image crafting decisions made by a Republican.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Cnut the Great posted:

He looks much better with a beard. It hides his wimpy jawline. Why did he shave it off?

Yet another example in a long string of poor image crafting decisions made by a Republican.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Paul Ryan Skips Leg Day

Deez Nuts 2016: Everyday is Leg Day

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I bet he would do pretty well against the Hilldog given that he survived 2012 and is still reasonably well liked.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I'm beginning to suspect Boehner really doesn't like Ryan.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
Ryan should pick Mitt Romney to be his Vice President.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Voting for the Ryan.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Petey where are you patriots-licking-bird you!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Platystemon posted:



Paul Ryan is a presidential candidate now?

I guess?

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/boehner-endorses-paul-ryan-for-president-220855

Post your hot Petey takes here.

He is so loving stoned in this picture

I guess if I were Speaker of the House in this Congress I'd be constantly baked too.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

petey reply

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Alter Ego posted:

He is so loving stoned in this picture

I guess if I were Speaker of the House in this Congress I'd be constantly baked too.

Boehner was constantly drunk... so it checks out.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Helsing posted:

Ryan should pick Mitt Romney to be his Vice President.

Ryan...Romney...Ryan...Romney :smith:

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

McDowell posted:

Ryan...Romney...Ryan...Romney :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2-1basQhX8

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Young Grandpa workout

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
sounds like he has kurds in his way

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Cnut the Great posted:

He looks much better with a beard. It hides his wimpy jawline. Why did he shave it off?
The Commander Riker of the US Congress.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

QuoProQuid posted:

2012: Paul Ryan unwillingly recruited to be Romney running mate
2015: Paul Ryan unwillingly recruited to be Speaker of the House
2016: Paul Ryan unwillingly recruited to be GOPe nominee
2017: Paul Ryan becomes RNC Chairman; observers report Ryan begging, "Please, make it stop."
20??: Paul Ryan becomes United Nations Secretary-General

I'm guessing the thing between 2017 and 20?? is him reluctantly leading the first manned mission to Mars, from which only he returns

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Presto posted:

The Commander Riker of the US Congress.

No because Riker was worse without the beard but Paul Ryan is equally as terrible with or without

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Helsing posted:

Ryan should pick Mitt Romney to be his Vice President.

I knew those boys were verse.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Ryan's face is a big dripping diseased cock

Bloody Queef
Mar 23, 2012

by zen death robot

Cnut the Great posted:

He looks much better with a beard. It hides his wimpy jawline. Why did he shave it off?

Yet another example in a long string of poor image crafting decisions made by a Republican.

I thought the same when Gore went off the deep end a little and grew his beard in.

Same with Romney

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Can't wait for obamabeard

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Is this gayer than Scott Brown's centerfold or not?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you, the Next Man Who Will Fail to Supplant the Next Man who will Fail to be President

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Rand alPaul posted:

Is this gayer than Scott Brown's centerfold or not?

Scott Brown didn't skip leg day, so more.

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
Gays have legs for days, so less. Also, we should start requiring beards on male politicians. Or at least Snidley Whiplash moustaches.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

no way in hell could Marco ever grow such a beard

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer

Cnut the Great posted:

He looks much better with a beard. It hides his wimpy jawline. Why did he shave it off?

Because the GOP base started calling it the Muslim beard.

Fun fact: I lived 2 blocks away from that piece of poo poo.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
The beard is an improvement for Carly imo

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


EngineerSean posted:

The beard is an improvement for Sanders, Rubio, and Jeb imo

Fixed this for you.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Challenger approaching

DeathSandwich
Apr 24, 2008

I fucking hate puzzles.
I imagine Biden if bearded would have a chin strap too.

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Platystemon posted:



Challenger approaching

They found him on an ancient Jedi planet

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