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Gatekeeper posted:ugh can we keep the "Jewish= white?" debate out of my friendly thread? you're better than thist s. vegN sorry taht steven is a big strong jewish male it worries me that you're so offended by big strong indepedent jewish white men
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social vegan posted:sorry taht steven is a big strong jewish male it worries me that you're so offended by big strong indepedent jewish white men
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Mar 30, 2016 23:04
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in fact I put white grapes in my dishes today, and grapes are the most jewish of plantbabies
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Mar 30, 2016 23:06
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Gatekeeper posted:in fact I put white grapes in my dishes today, and grapes are the most jewish of plantbabies you know what i did with my plates today? ate some toast off of them like my dad did befor ehim and the other ones just stay in my head
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Mar 30, 2016 23:07
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my friend dominic has a headplate and it makes the elevator door not close properly, just keeps closin halfway then dingin and openin again and he sighs and takes the stairs while I ride up in comfort good mystery for this thread imo
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Mar 30, 2016 23:11
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Gatekeeper posted:my friend dominic has a headplate and it makes the elevator door not close properly, just keeps closin halfway then dingin and openin again and he sighs and takes the stairs while I ride up in comfort dominic is psy ops don't tellanyone i told you me and tthe fight squad were keeping it a secret
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Mar 30, 2016 23:13
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social vegan posted:dominic is psy ops don't tellanyone i told you me and tthe fight squad were keeping it a secret dominic isn't a tranny r,etard
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Mar 30, 2016 23:19
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Gatekeeper posted:dominic isn't a tranny r,etard i never said he was a retard
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social vegan posted:here's a little toodley doo mystery for you all, where the flip is johnny gosch answer me that George Bush ate him at bohemian grove.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:George Bush ate him at bohemian grove. and his sons are fucks but gosch had to die for them to rule, I guess 
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Mar 31, 2016 01:38
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I got a big mystery but i want to share it here. Why is gatekeeper such an rear end in a top hat?
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Microwaves Mom posted:I got a big mystery but i want to share it here. Because Traperkeeper bullied him too much.
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Microwaves Mom posted:I got a big mystery but i want to share it here. i am very nice a d helpful and polite and treat everyone with respect because everyone is my buds it makes me incredibly sad to think that one of my buds, esp a bud I am so fond of, thinks I am rear end in a top hat sometimes I get angry and want to post mean things but I take a deep breathe and think about how I would feel if people posted mean to me and I'd be sad and I don't want anyone to be sad, even buds who don't know they're my bud and do a mean at me, so I post politely instead the reAl mystery here is how did mama microwav get so confused into thinkin not good of gk? maybe too much pot??? ill hug you and give you sips of gingerale until you come down from this heady trip, bud  I'm always there for u. that goes for everyone too.
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I'm trying to solve The Mysteries of Laura How can a woman cop on the mean streets find time to be both a guardian of justice AND a mother?
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:I'm trying to solve The Mysteries of Laura She lets her kid ride shotgun, obviously!  social vegan posted:dominic is psy ops don't tellanyone i told you me and tthe fight squad were keeping it a secret What does being a tranny have to do with dolphin ESP mind beams and pSy ops?
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i saw like 20 planes in a few minutes the other night. it wasnt all at once, just glanced out the window every 30 seconds or so and another 1-3 planes going by. it was like someone was rolling the same bits of stock footage over and over i think im in the matrix lol most of the time ill see like 2 or 3 planes the whole night btw this was really out of the ordinary. i look out my window a lot basically every night it wasnt just like i was coincidentally looking more or whatever something weird was definitely happening. i googled around the next day and there wasnt any reason for it as far as i can tell. 2 of them were like weirdly bright balls of light too but the rest looked normal. yeah this is stupid but its bugging me a bit.
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im gonig to pm my big one to you op ha ha ha hi hope no one said that yet
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Mr. Unlucky posted:i saw like 20 planes in a few minutes the other night. it wasnt all at once, just glanced out the window every 30 seconds or so and another 1-3 planes going by. it was like someone was rolling the same bits of stock footage over and over i think im in the matrix lol you prob should have posted in the paranatural thread but magickal mysteries are ok too - airplanes are unique in this universe for weighing less than zero. it's powerful magick keeping these massive busbirds up in the stratus where they can belong, and occasionally small pockets of wretchedness develop on the earths surface & if a floaty plane enters this shitzone, the magick is broken and like an Icarus it falls to the ground and breaks into fireparts. your local Wiccan airfield became aware of a wickedpocket in the usual flight path of the flying peoplemovers and diverted them through your yard all night. worry not friend for it means your yard is blessed with "magicke moste awesomee" as the longagos used to say long ago
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Apr 1, 2016 13:04
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op, when will video games be good again?
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who stole the cookies from the cookie jar was it me no you yes me maybe i dunno
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Apr 1, 2016 13:09
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Who put the doggy in the doghouse?
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ProfessorMurder posted:Who put the doggy in the doghouse? it's actually right behind you
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Ahundredbux posted:it's actually right behind you Who let the dogs out?
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Ahundredbux posted:op, when will video games be good again? Brother, have you heard the word about a little game called Star Citizen?
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social vegan posted:who stole the cookies from the cookie jar was it me no you yes me maybe i dunno judgin by the reflection in my kindle screen, twas gatkeeper Ahundredbux posted:op, when will video games be good again? when the library stops bein a good place to pick up good junkie tail (never)
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ProfessorMurder posted:Who let the dogs out? Either Outkast or DMX, I'm not 100% sure
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Gatekeeper posted:religions are dumb and gods are nothings, I just like elephant heads and lil shells and herbs and beads. and grapes. and pie. and posts. HI friendo I dig your shrine and m&m practice
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I'm gonna fast today and the mystery is if I'm actually just too lazy to buy groceries or if this is a brain fuckup
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it's funny because being hungry makes me sad and mopey yet they call it "fast" lol
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Gatekeeper posted:it's funny because being hungry makes me sad and mopey yet they call it "fast" lol It's nice to have hunger to blame being sad and mopey on tho 
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When I do laundry, everything comes out of the dryer very dry and warm, except for one thing. The cuffs on my long sleeved shirts consistently remain damp after a run through the dryer. Do I need to file wizard insurance?
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get shirts with shorter sleeves
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lonesomedwarf posted:get shirts with shorter sleeves this isn't the howto fix baseball thread budy
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social vegan posted:this isn't the howto fix baseball thread budy i know. i have a lot of ideas to fix bases ball though, here is some no more chewing gum. wider bats that are solid aluminium. 5 bases instead of 3. the pitcher stands to the left not in the middle. and you can hold the bat while you run to the bases and you get one free swing at the other mans head per base
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more flapjacks in my popcorn is what my retraded father yells from the stand but i am happy in having a modest plate of nachos and a fun dip child's snack while i watch the big ball game wow i love this sport and i love america i say just in time to finish on a tortilla chip thanks mexico fro these edible plates
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social vegan posted:more flapjacks in my popcorn is what my retraded father yells from the stand but i am happy in having a modest plate of nachos and a fun dip child's snack while i watch the big ball game wow i love this sport and i love america i say just in time to finish on a tortilla chip thanks mexico fro these edible plates Tay are you ok
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How come sometimes when you bite your gums it tastes like blood, but when you put your finger on the bitten spot to check, there's no blood????
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OctoberBlues posted:How come sometimes when you bite your gums it tastes like blood, but when you put your finger on the bitten spot to check, there's no blood????
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By chewing on a straw, thank you very much. 
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OctoberBlues posted:How come sometimes when you bite your gums it tastes like blood, but when you put your finger on the bitten spot to check, there's no blood???? bc you are vampiric. You're saliva has coagulagents that heal wounds. Helpful for takin lil drinks off the n.hood cobains but not leavin em to die with big gooshers on their necks and blood spillin all about why are djinnie houses called lamps when it's clearly a spouted pourer? does it pour light?
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