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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Kitsunegari posted:

Counting calories is the way to go

A calorie is not a calorie :takes another bite out of cheese block:

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

I haven't eaten a single thing other than pork rinds in two weeks but I'm eating a variety of flavors to get all the vitamins

mmmm pork rinds. I wish they weren't so drat expensive. If they were the same price as potato chips by oz I would go on the all pork rinds diet.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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how many calories are in an entire chicken

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

how many calories are in an entire chicken

1400-1800, but subtract about 600 if you don't eat the beak.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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what if chicken has a egg in it

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Subtract 200, eggs have negative calories, like celery.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Yeah be careful with eggs. If you eat too many you could starve to death super fast

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
If you think about it, every food that has positive calories also has infinitely many negative calories because you have to fill up from negative infinity to 0 before you start getting positive numbers.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i dont know im just going to make a grill cheese sandwich (with a fried egg on top)

edit: poo poo i dont have any f**king butter its not going to stop me but I AM NOT HAPPY

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

numberoneposter posted:

i dont know im just going to make a grill cheese sandwich (with a fried egg on top)

edit: poo poo i dont have any f**king butter

use duck butter XD

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i have bacon fat at least

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Don't eat fat, your body just shoves that fat into your fat cells!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
and there's an infinite number of fat cells, so if you're not careful you could become infinitely fat

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i just made this

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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ingredients in order
-bottom bread
-grainy mustard
-ham
-cheese
-fried onion
-a egg
-middle bread
-spinach
-orange pepper
-tomato
-avocado
-italian dressing
-ranch
-top bread

cooked with
-bacon grease

served with
-pickle
-habanero sauce
-beer (not pictured)

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Apr 8, 2016

Exploding Computer
Oct 6, 2006
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

ingredients in order
-bottom bread
-grainy mustard
-ham
-cheese
-fried onion
-a egg
-middle bread
-spinach
-orange pepper
-tomato
-avocado
-italian dressing
-ranch
-top bread

cooked with
-bacon grease

served with
-pickle
-habanero sauce
-beer (not pictured)

Three slices of bread, two kinds of salad dressing, and I don't see any loving spinach in that photo. I bet you eat about five of those a day, don't you? That's not a pickle, that's your slimy thumb blocking the camera lens.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
im so hungry

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Curl_like_smoke posted:

Three slices of bread, two kinds of salad dressing, and I don't see any loving spinach in that photo. I bet you eat about five of those a day, don't you? That's not a pickle, that's your slimy thumb blocking the camera lens.

calm down you spaz

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