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going on a diet to lose weight. doing to stop dieting when my body looks like a veiny penis with 6 pack abs. ask me questions here about my diet or anything here.
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is it the atkins diet
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Apr 6, 2016 18:00
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Ehud posted:is it the atkins diet no. im just eating less calories
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Apr 6, 2016 18:01
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Go on a See Food diet OP. Whenever you see food, you eat it.
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Apr 6, 2016 18:01
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It's impossible to lose weight / 
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Apr 6, 2016 18:01
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Go on a See Food diet OP. Whenever you see food, you eat it. i'm going on the sea world diet. I'm gonna eat until I look like Shamu!!!
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Apr 6, 2016 18:02
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just remember to stop dieting when you've achieved the desired results
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Apr 6, 2016 18:02
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why
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Apr 6, 2016 18:04
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im trying to get as fat as possible
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Apr 6, 2016 18:05
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:no. im just eating less calories but what is the name of the diet
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Apr 6, 2016 18:05
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Enfield posted:im trying to get as fat as possible how fat are you now
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Apr 6, 2016 18:06
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:i'm going on the sea world diet. I'm gonna eat until I look like Shamu!!! Go on a sea world dating plan as well. Stop loving until you die out.
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Apr 6, 2016 18:08
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Switch from beer to liquor
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Apr 6, 2016 18:08
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paul_soccer10 posted:how fat are you now incredibly fat
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Apr 6, 2016 18:09
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ChrisHansen posted:Switch from beer to liquor i did this. also i switched my bad drunk decisions from fast food to hard drugs. i've lost 40lbs!
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Apr 6, 2016 18:10
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Fat is Beautiful
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Apr 6, 2016 18:10
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start smoking cigarettes op
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Apr 6, 2016 18:12
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Enfield posted:incredibly fat cool!
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Apr 6, 2016 18:14
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I ate beef jerky for breakfast today
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Apr 6, 2016 18:15
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The Rage posted:I ate beef jerky for breakfast today how fat are you
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Apr 6, 2016 18:16
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I had vodka, weed, and medication for breakfast.
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Apr 6, 2016 18:16
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i really want to get drunk and high right now
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Apr 6, 2016 18:17
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Cthulu Carl posted:Go on a sea world dating plan as well. joke's on you, i'm already on this dating plan
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Apr 6, 2016 18:22
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jarofpiss posted:start smoking cigarettes op i quit last year but thanks for the advice!
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Apr 6, 2016 18:22
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Ehud posted:but what is the name of the diet "eat less calories to lose weight"
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Apr 6, 2016 18:22
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paul_soccer10 posted:how fat are you Your mom calls me "pleasantly plump" when I'm drillin her
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Apr 6, 2016 18:29
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:going on a diet to lose weight. doing to stop dieting when my body looks like a veiny penis with 6 pack abs. ask me questions here about my diet or anything here. I can tell you about mine. Supposed to be for lowering cholesterol but has resulted in me losing 10 pounds in three weeks. Nice side benefit.
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Apr 6, 2016 18:33
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:going on a diet to lose weight. doing to stop dieting when my body looks like a veiny penis with 6 pack abs. ask me questions here about my diet or anything here. my phone lock screen has a picture of a huge veiny dick. it's my "goal photo"
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Apr 6, 2016 18:34
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It's not just calories. Watch out how you ingest those calories. Number one tip: Stay away from fat, especially saturated fat.
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Apr 6, 2016 18:36
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Enfield posted:im trying to get as fat as possible Same but to avoid wasting in long term space travel if I have to chase down my lover who is traveling the cosmos to avoid sex with me.
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Apr 6, 2016 18:36
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its actually just the calories
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Apr 6, 2016 18:37
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I'm on a "see food" diet, OP. I see food: I eat it!!!!! 
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Apr 6, 2016 18:39
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my doctor diagnosed me w/ high blood pressure 2 weeks ago and i thought it would be cool if they could replace all my major blood vessels with steel braided hose
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Apr 6, 2016 18:41
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Navin Johnson posted:It's not just calories. Watch out how you ingest those calories. Number one tip: Stay away from fat, especially saturated fat. I only ingest my calories through suppositories.
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Apr 6, 2016 18:42
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Don't bother, OP. Just hold it steady while everyone else gets fatter. They'll be calling you "Slim" in five years, tops.
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Apr 6, 2016 19:55
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I wanted to lose some pounds after college, so I figured out how many calories I was probably burning a day, subtracted 500 from that, ate that much daily, and literally lost a pound a week until I stopped. I don't believe anyone anymore that says just tracking calories is stupid, it was loving spot on.
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Apr 6, 2016 20:08
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OctoberBlues posted:I wanted to lose some pounds after college, so I figured out how many calories I was probably burning a day, subtracted 500 from that, ate that much daily, and literally lost a pound a week until I stopped. I don't believe anyone anymore that says just tracking calories is stupid, it was loving spot on. yeah it's actually really easy to lose weight there's no weird tricks you need to do. I'm probably only going to do it for like 6-8 weeks because im not fat i just like having visible bicep veins. also my face gets really chubby and i look like a chipmunk.
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Apr 6, 2016 23:49
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Applewhite posted:I'm on a "see food" diet, OP. It's like you're a t-shirt and this is the 90's. I haven't seen ownage like this in over 20 years.
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Apr 6, 2016 23:57
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:yeah it's actually really easy to lose weight there's no weird tricks you need to do. I'm probably only going to do it for like 6-8 weeks because im not fat i just like having visible bicep veins. also my face gets really chubby and i look like a chipmunk. make sure not to eat any apples
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lol about people who stress about their "diet"  budgeting is also for clowns 
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