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Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

android nutty bars

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Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat
Android New Messaging App

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
Android ....NOT

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

Android Not Even Once

or

Android Next Years iOS Features LOLOLOLOL

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:

Android Not Even Once

or

Android Next Years iOS Features LOLOLOLOL

Android New Phone Please

dcseankun
Jun 17, 2005

suck my diiiiick, i'm a catshaaark!!!
How do I cook rice?

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

they make best in class software.
yeah a special education class

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


PleasureKevin posted:

Neapolitan
Nanaimo
Nibs
N-word babies

but seriously we're pulling out our hair trying to think of something help us!

Android Nigerian Prince Wants To Give You Ten Million Dollars

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

FMguru posted:

yeah a special education class

My people.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
did the keynote already happen

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
ok i see its over

thanks for timely email about following the live coverage, wired magazine

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Android Nigerian Prince Wants To Give You Ten Million Dollars
Android Nuts In Yo Mouf

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Too busy to watch. New macbooks or anything ?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Last Chance posted:

they should just keep calling it android n instead of coming up with a dessert. i like that better

but then how would i interact with Brands?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
This was less a product announcement than a brief glimpse into the insane, amazing future of the world (and Google). Almost nothing we just heard about is coming today, or tomorrow, or soon. But it’s coming.

cool google is hosting a scifi con

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

Too busy to watch. New macbooks or anything ?

a cooler amazon alexa type thing, and some epic new software was unveiled on this great day.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Jonny 290 posted:

Too busy to watch. New macbooks or anything ?

google announced a competitor to amazon's home voice assistant so now if you choose you can have google listen to you masturbating instead of amazon doing it.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

google announced a competitor to amazon's home voice assistant so now if you choose you can have google listen to you masturbating instead of amazon doing it.

ya cept the google thing hooks into google services and the data i already feed it not to mention uses its vastly superior NLP so it's a lot better. you also but more kawaii bases on it.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:

Android Next Years iOS Features LOLOLOLOL

well here's what i noticed

Android 1.0 had notifications with quick replies. Android 3.0 (or something) switched to a newer iOS-like notification system without quick replies. now Android N is adding back quick replies.

it seems like they wanted to adopt a more iOS-like minimalism so actually got rid of features. then had to catch up again when Apple showed how to do that feature and still keep it minimal.

picture-in-picture and split view are also last year's iOS features (iOS 8, that is, iirc, so 2 years ago) and Windows features a year before that.

i'm not sure what would be next year's features, except maybe the instant apps thing.

the Android dev tools also did a lot of catch-up and maybe has a few things Xcode doesn't but probably still lacking as it's only been a ~year since they moved away from eclipse

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

SO DEMANDING posted:

Not at this distance, your honor

Max Facetime
Apr 18, 2009

Smythe posted:

                bae.

Smythe posted:

                      kawaii         google thing

                hooks
                        into

    services


                        i
                            feed it

:prepop:

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

google announced a competitor to amazon's home voice assistant so now if you choose you can have google listen to you masturbating instead of amazon doing it.

why not both?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

why not both?

dont cross the audio streams

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

Android Never Again

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

why not both?

as long as we are going for it, make sure you have an xbox and playstation with cameras on you as well.

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Then if you don't get the same thrill knowing its just some cloud at the other end you can call someone and before they even pick up they can you see jerking it

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



power botton posted:

Then if you don't get the same thrill knowing its just some cloud at the other end you can call someone and before they even pick up they can you see jerking it

JIT (Jerking Instantly Transmitted) video is the wave of the future

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

as long as we are going for it, make sure you have an xbox and playstation with cameras on you as well.

yeah that's the only way to pick play uno

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
cant wait til next year

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