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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts


anroid lol


https://events.google.com/io2016/

graph fucked around with this message at 17:00 on May 18, 2016

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
are they going to have sky divers with google glass land on a roof to shill transformers dvds ???!

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Did we ever learn how much it cost to license "droid" from lucasarts

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

both graph and myself asked simple yes or no questions and you shitheads can't even answer that. why is this forum even here.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
what the gently caress does GDT stand for? God drat Technology?

Giggle Dick Tugging?

Georgian Dog Tanning?

Gross Domestic Touching??

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
Gunt Dump Tonnage?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
gameday thread

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i can't wait to hear about all the new features and improvements in anroid Nougat

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

im ready for the ol' I/O I/O give it to me googel

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
shut up and take my money, sundar!!!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

graph posted:

i can't wait to hear about all the new features and improvements in GUNT DUMP TONNAGE

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
change the thread title

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Can't wait, op

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
I can't wait for all the new pieces of awesome tech.

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

i personally cant wait for this talk: "Raiders of the lost app: Google Play secrets to launching, iterating, and getting discovered"

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

"feed me your cock and balls, sundar"

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

where's the stream or whatever

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

I love GOogle Play *pivots to one buttock, launches an iterative fart cloud*

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

PleasureKevin posted:

where's the stream or whatever

https://events.google.com/io2016/

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
My Dudes, i hear Project Tango is the oculus killer. >:)

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

can i say here that live streaming stuff on the  TV Youtube app sucks. it's fine on Mac. but it's laggy as gently caress, drops to 240p all the time, the audio gets out of synch, and then gets this crazy jutter where it shows like 10 frames at a time instead of a proper 24fps.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
osx/ios is a slow os for slow people, kevin. if you wanted speed you should have used windows.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

graph posted:

My Dudes, i hear Project Tango is the oculus killer. >:)

they call it project Tango cause when you use it you get Tango'd up in the cords!

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
lol at selling swag

enjoy your retarded android doll toy for $15

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
https://events.google.com/io2016/

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

PleasureKevin posted:

they call it project Tango cause when you use it you get Tango'd up in the cords!

This post increased my pleasure levels significantly

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

epic. adding to OP

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
stickied and ready to go my dudes.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
got my chromecasts, nexus 6p, nexus 7, and chromebook all grouped up with some nice hoit coffee and were going to watch our friend sundar unveil some epic new silicon Brothers today.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

graph posted:

epic. adding to OP

here's the Youtube version: http://youtube.com/watch?v=862r3XS2YB0

there's also a 360 degree version for VR but gently caress you find that yourself

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

PleasureKevin posted:

here's the Youtube version: http://youtube.com/watch?v=862r3XS2YB0

there's also a 360 degree version for VR but gently caress you find that yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFm4s50PnmY

Mr. Apollo fucked around with this message at 17:19 on May 18, 2016

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

thanks, Chromecasting this in preparation.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

calling it now:

* Project Ara

* Google Glass

* Mysterious Google Wireless Internet Project III

* Nest hub thing

will all not be given release dates!

actually i'd be a little surprised if that Nest thing still isn't done.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
ground floor

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
is project ara PhoneBloks ?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

graph posted:

is project ara PhoneBloks ?

yes.

they initially said they'd give themselves a firm deadline of 1 year for it. they said it would be made for developing nations and cost ~$100. and they'd trial it in like Puerto Rico.

then they delayed it another year, said they're whole premise of magnets was no good, and said they'd trial it in the US instead (and probably not at $100 by extension).

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

PleasureKevin posted:

yes.

they initially said they'd give themselves a firm deadline of 1 year for it.

epic. i can't wait for this awesome piece of tech.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
some stupid home hub thing and another try at televisions

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
those folks in developing countries will really enjoy the choice of a 1.3ghz or a 1.5ghz chip for their phonebloks. I'm really jealous

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