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Sex Falcon
Jun 4, 2013

:parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
my pussy is wet

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I've got something to say to y...

>throws silica gel packets into the thread

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Rivethead posted:

In all fairness that cake looks dry as hell because its starting to crack down the middle. NOT MAOIST.

Yeah there's a big chink in the frosting.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
It's actually a really good word but for some people it sends them into a frothing rage. (A moist rage?)

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
moist is nowhere near as repugnant as unsheathed

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


GreatGreen posted:

I'm an adult child who is made uncomfortable by specific words like moist and when I hear them I'll say things like "eewwwwwwww" and "eww GROSS I HATE that word" loudly and obnoxiously to interrupt the person I heard saying it.

I will then die alone.

i didn't think people like this actually existed but then I met two of them in the same week a few months back. Both like mid-20s adults that should not be so bothered by a common word

can someone explain why some peoples brains are broken in this eerily specific way? was there some lovely nickelodeon show in the mid 90s that made a big deal out of the word moist that these idiots are latching on to or is it a tumblr thing or what

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://docs.google.com/a/oberlin.edu/viewer?a=v&pid=sites&srcid=b2Jlcmxpbi5lZHV8dGhpYm9kZWF1fGd4OjYxZThhN2ZmYTA1ODc1MWQ

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Mentalfloss posted:

The younger and more neurotic the study participants were, the more likely they were to dislike the word. Additionally, the more disgust they associated with bodily functions, the less they liked moist. People who found themselves particularly grossed out by thinking of things as moist may just be more likely to associate the word with sex, the researchers postulate. As one participant explained, “It reminds people of sex and vaginas.” No disrespect to either, of course, but we're pretty sure no one wants to think about those things when they're browsing the baked goods aisle.

God these memes are too moist to smoke proper.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


oh no, all that disgusting sex, those awful vaginas, yeah ewwwwwwww

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Mange Mite posted:

Paging poster maoist pussy to this thread

GBS sure is boring with all the posters probated.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ghlbtsk posted:

moist is nowhere near as repugnant as unsheathed

unsheathed is not as unsettling as degloved

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Ryoshi posted:

oh no, all that disgusting sex, those awful vaginas, yeah ewwwwwwww

"No disrespect to sex or vaginas here, guys. We just like to have a little fun around here, and to be able to go into cake shops without being constantly reminded of how were eating away our sexual inadequacy with steaming piles of sugar-bread."

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


an aversion to degloved i can understand, but that's not the word so much as the concept

moist is, in general, a positive adjective, which is what makes it weird

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
clunge

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Gee whillickas Mista Roiseboiga, youse da hoist wit da moist! :kiddo:

(Rejoice: I'll stop foisting my moist poists on you all. Noice!)

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu577tNp1hA

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
The stunted runt bluntly shunted the bundt cake from his front, for it was too moist.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i dont really get bothered by words (i guess im not on that area of the spectrum) but i can understand the sentiment around moist

instead i prefer to say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI-JmbR8KgI



ghlbtsk posted:

moist is nowhere near as repugnant as unsheathed


dont dudes w/o a circumszied pennis have what is called a sheath (of foreskin around the upper shaft)?

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 23:26 on May 27, 2016

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



JiveHonky posted:

unsheathed is not as unsettling as degloved

even degloved is tame for what its actually talking about

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Mariana Horchata posted:

dont dudes w/o a circumszied pennis have what is called a sheath (of foreskin around the upper shaft)?

they say the first person to google "giant uncircumsized penis" wins all the gold in the world, but nobody has dared complete such a moist challenge

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
moist it up

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
:mario::question:hooked on the brothers:question::mario:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

wacky tacky kathy posted:

is chris hansen the boyfriend or something cuz if so i doubt he really gives a gently caress and is just more like every other guy his age sick of working a manual labor job or some other poo poo where he cant afford a house

the key here tho is that theres a lady walking a weasel down the street with neck tattoos and who the gently caress can afford a house these days houses and rent are way too expensive

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i'm going to gently caress your house

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Murder Most Moist

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011
I didn't like their last album very much.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead

Best album of 1996

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


iits a good word i dont get all the hate

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011

Millions of Crows posted:


Best album of 1996

Best album they wrote too.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


tomstuart posted:

focus groups have shown that women dont like the words squelch and moist

for them, these concepts are all too real

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im eating pizza with ham and PINEAPPLE on it right now lol suck my balls if your not down


MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


archetype_games posted:

maybe getting peed on while smoking a cigar

<updates okcupid profile>

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Moist Lipwig, esq

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

MiracleWhale posted:

<updates okcupid profile>

link? i could use a new bf/gf/xf/bff

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
:wedass:
Stay moist, man.

Xotl
May 28, 2001

Be seeing you.

Ninefingers posted:

Best album they wrote too.

A low bar.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i just have shower

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
saying moist in public makes me feel weird

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