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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Thanks, science!

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FutonForensic

how's the weather up there, skywalker? terra firma too good for you, huh?

"dad please i'm doing this for the basketball scholarship"

no no, it's fine. go ahead and party with the gods on mt. olympus. your mother and i will stay here, feet firmly planted on the soil that we'll eventually be buried in


Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
top shelves are no problem with levitating boots

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
The test subject went on to have a lucrative career replacing light bulbs in electronic score boards in gymnasiums everywhere

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misty mountaintop

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Those aren't boots.

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Admiral_eX_laX

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misty mountaintop posted:

Those aren't boots.

They are disembodied wings attached to boots.

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
They're sneakers. Those are sneakers. Levitating boots are still not a thing.

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misty mountaintop posted:

They're sneakers. Those are sneakers. Levitating boots are still not a thing.

unbeliever.

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
*looks carefully* those are definitely sneakers

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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nay-sayer.

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FutonForensic posted:

how's the weather up there, skywalker? terra firma too good for you, huh?

"dad please i'm doing this for the basketball scholarship"

no no, it's fine. go ahead and party with the gods on mt. olympus. your mother and i will stay here, feet firmly planted on the soil that we'll eventually be buried in

~sig~

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
it was nice of them to let the teen ghost on the team even though being incorporeal he cannot pick up the ball let alone execute a sick layup. real inclusive

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

how's the weather up there, skywalker? terra firma too good for you, huh?

"dad please i'm doing this for the basketball scholarship"

no no, it's fine. go ahead and party with the gods on mt. olympus. your mother and i will stay here, feet firmly planted on the soil that we'll eventually be buried in

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

it was nice of them to let the teen ghost on the team even though being incorporeal he cannot pick up the ball let alone execute a sick layup. real inclusive

teen ghost: "c'mon guys! i promise i'll catch the ball this time!"

*ball passes completely through teen ghost and goes out of bounds, again*

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teen ghost: C'mon, coach- i'll do better!

coach: You guys hear something?

teen ghost: I'm up here, coach!

coach: There it is again, I just felt a chill too like someone was I dunno... floating on my grave

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bong

by Shine
Thanks Science LPL

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bong

by Shine
LOL

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MrWillsauce

teen ghost is probably good at juking at least



December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
there's no rules saying a ghost can't play basketball!

"But he's possessing the other team!" opposing coach slams his hat down on the ground


lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
he's such a good little basketball player slash ghost, he's such a good boy

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the pottery scene from 'ghost' but it's not demi moore, it's a teen practicing three-pointers. quad city djs' 'slam' plays on the radio. whoopi looks on, visibly moved.

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MrWillsauce

levitating boots never get dirty, no matter how muddy it is outside



Luvcow

One day nearer spring
coach: "ok kids there's a fire! everyone stay low to the ground and crawl towards the exits!"

kid with levitating boots: "oh poo poo..."

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Jet sneaker boot ghost kid goes to concerts and floats up to get the free contact high

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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Luvcow posted:

coach: "ok kids there's a fire! everyone stay low to the ground and crawl towards the exits!"

kid with levitating boots: "oh poo poo..."

cursed levitating boots are the worst

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
coach: sorry dave, we had to sub you for a ghost this game

dave: what the hell?

coach: we couldn't settle for our usual ground-scoring accuracy rate. we needed floating point precision

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


levitating...hahaha. levitating butts!

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