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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

dreezy posted:

next you'll be telling me not every guy that does anal sex is gay.

Actually, they aren't.

Lots of straight guys enjoy having their girlfriends do digital stimulation on their prostates. Sometimes the gf does it with a sex toy.

That doesn't make them gay.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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King Possum III posted:

Actually, they aren't.

Lots of straight guys enjoy having their girlfriends do digital stimulation on their prostates. Sometimes the gf does it with a sex toy.

That doesn't make them gay.

Yeah, it pretty much does

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
That's like the definition of gay. Buttstuff

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

quote:

stealth gay

There's a joke about Metal Gear here, I just know it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just LOL if you dont only read National Defense Magazine and your brain works in procurement, fiscal quarters, and acronyms

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
isnt metrosexual still a thing? i see the term being used less and less

thats what mens health magazine reminds me of

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Is it gay if I like to stare at my own abs?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

King Possum III posted:

Actually, they aren't.

Lots of straight guys enjoy having their girlfriends do digital stimulation on their prostates. Sometimes the gf does it with a sex toy.

That doesn't make them gay.

That's gay af bro .. like what do you think "gay" means lol

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Guys who work out a lot are likely to experiment so at some point masculinity just turns into gay

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Nothing gay about it. It's just two dudes celebrating each other strength.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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numberoneposter posted:

just LOL if you dont only read National Defense Magazine and your brain works in procurement, fiscal quarters, and acronyms

I prefer Jane's Defense Weekly myself

Slyph
Jan 19, 2007
KAWAII NEKO WAIII NANI ^____^;;!?
Never taken it in the tush myself but I have to ask, how is it gay to take a lady's finger in the butt if "homosexuality" is homo (same sex) sexuality (loving)

if it's gay to get a handy from a man with his nails painted, it's straight to take a woman's finger up the rear end.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
I have my girlfriend wear a strap on and gag myself with it but it's totes not gay, fellas! She's a girl!

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
this thread is pretty goddamn gay, nothing stealthy about it. And that's nothing to be ashamed of, forums.somethingawful.com supports your lifestyle

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Slyph posted:

Seriously this. Looking at male bodies as a male is a very broad tent. Muscle-spiration, getting a half chub, beating off, it's all good.

There's lots of ways to look at attractive dudes and most people doing so are probably getting a whole menage of feelings out of it. There's a whole spectrum of reasons to look at physical guys and Men's Health doesn't judge.

Gay feelings

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

natetimm posted:

I have my girlfriend wear a strap on and gag myself with it but it's totes not gay, fellas! She's a girl!

Pics please. I want to see if I'm gay too.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Darth123123 posted:

Pics please. I want to see if I'm gay too.

Works

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Slyph posted:

Never taken it in the tush myself but I have to ask, how is it gay to take a lady's finger in the butt if "homosexuality" is homo (same sex) sexuality (loving)

if it's gay to get a handy from a man with his nails painted, it's straight to take a woman's finger up the rear end.

Exactly, Slyph.


It's not complicated, fellow goons. It feels good when a guy's prostate gets stimulated, and the preferred method depends on the guy's sexuality.

If you're a gay guy, you'll want another guy to do it for you. With a dick, a finger, a sex toy, or whatever.

If you're a straight guy, you'll want your wife or girlfriend to do it. Same assortment of methods, minus the obvious.

Some guys learn to do it for themselves.

Regardless of how it's done, it's incredibly pleasurable.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

DaveSplitter posted:

Is it gay if I like to stare at my own abs?

That's gay incest.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I've been following this thread in anticipation of some gays de-stealthing only to be disappointed!
At this rate I can never publish the completely scientific study I'm conducting for the benefit of humanity with no ulterior motive!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

He was hitting on you, idiot. And you blew it.

Op is a jerk :(

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013
idk if Men's Health is a stealh gay rag but when I was in the army in 98 there was a dude who was pretty much in_the_closet.exe and all his "fitness" mags were exclusively exercise pictorials with dudes in spandex doing a lot of lunges, complete with lots of ads for "wrestling" videos in the back.

The military at the time had banned a lot of porn mags for having too explicit content, but the base PX always had tons of these magazines for sale lol.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I leave men's health mags in the woods all the time.

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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

this thread is pretty goddamn gay, nothing stealthy about it. And that's nothing to be ashamed of, forums.somethingawful.com supports your lifestyle

So glad to have your approval.

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