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Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

i bought a back issue of mens health today because I want 6 PACK ABS IN 2 WEEKS. my coworker saw me reading it and said it was a stealth gay mag because it has way too many pictures of shirtless chiseled dudes. i argue it cant be a gay mag because at least half the content in mens health are reused articles about GIVING YOUR WOMAN A MIND BLOWING ORGASM.

we were also talking about game of thrones and i mentioned how Oz was kind of like the "spiritual precursor". he then said Oz was a show for gay dudes, and judging from the number of close-ups of christopher meloni's dick the show had, i wasnt sure i could disagree.

use this thread to talk about stealth gayness.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
He was hitting on you, idiot. And you blew it.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
No, but it is sexist.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Theres no stealth involved OP.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


if you try butt stuff you might like it op

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
your coworker seems fixated on gay stuff op, hit him up for a stealth buttstuff sesh in the bathroom on the lunch break, I bet he's dowm

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Sounds like he is the one with GAY ISSUES

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Celluloid Sam posted:

if you try butt stuff you might like it op

I love your new AV.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

Turdo posted:

Sounds like he is the one with GAY ISSUES

lol good one

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jukeboxblues posted:

I love your new AV.

thank you my friend digital fingers made it and Dr Dogballs Jr bought me it and it's just so perfect

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

there is no reason to buy paper porn unless you're into some weird poo poo that can not legally be put on a computer. so it sounds like stealth gays are luddite idiots.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



AOh my gently caress like a magazine issue holy poo poo!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i support gay and stealth gay publications. let your flag fly proud and loud so that others may live without fear

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i like to get a boner

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


oh from men's health Magazine sorry that was actually on topic

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Do the articles about giving women mind blowing orgasms also feature dudes with sixpacks because that might be your answer?

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

is this a stealth gay thread?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Jellidelic posted:

is this a stealth gay thread?

you tell me :wink:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Jellidelic posted:

is this a stealth gay thread?

Ther is no stealth in this thread.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
you can use the same tips for giving a woman an orgasm to give a man an orgasm by eating and fingering his bhole

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i am at the middle urinal, leaning back and whistling while loosing clean, clear urine from my monster dong.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i am at the middle urinal, leaning back and whistling while loosing clean, clear urine from my monster dong.

hey, uh well... you lookin for something to do or am i gonna have to do it myself?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Iron Prince posted:

hey, uh well... you lookin for something to do or am i gonna have to do it myself?

psych loser, i'm vice! we're gonna make such a call to your wife!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
you uhh... Gonna cuff me there hot cheeks? :wink:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Let me tell you about how to maintain good rectum health...for your smokin' hot lady friend :pervert:

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
it's a lot easier to jerk off to than Better Homes and Gardens, I'll tell you that much

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Zorodius do you remember me in your friend sid

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Celluloid Sam posted:

Zorodius do you remember me in your friend sid

Hi Sid, hope things are good

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm ugly

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Yeah man I'm having a baby and everyone said he's gonna be gay so I'm gonna get him a men's health subscription

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Gaunab posted:

I'm ugly

probably lok

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Celluloid Sam posted:

Yeah man I'm having a baby and everyone said he's gonna be gay so I'm gonna get him a men's health subscription

are you gonna lie to him like Calvin's dad? If you're going for any great dad pranks, you'd best start planning in advance

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Gaunab posted:

I'm ugly

Get hard abs like the dude on every front page.

And a tight round rear end.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Zorodius posted:

are you gonna lie to him like Calvin's dad? If you're going for any great dad pranks, you'd best start planning in advance

ive got a great one planned where I lock him in a cellar for his formative years so he becomes feral LOL

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Celluloid Sam posted:

ive got a great one planned where I lock him in a cellar for his formative years so he becomes feral LOL

you only have to talk to him in strictly Klingon for like two years to make it his native language

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Zorodius posted:

you only have to talk to him in strictly Klingon for like two years to make it his native language

haha it's not actually true all gay men are pederasts it turns out

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Celluloid Sam posted:

haha it's not actually true all gay men are pederasts it turns out

learn something new every day

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I dunno those dudes are always flexin their muscles and poo poo, never relaxing, just straining. That doesn't seem very healthy to me, to be so tense all the time. It's like their bracing for a big penis all the time.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

you can use the same tips for giving a woman an orgasm to give a man an orgasm by eating and fingering his bhole

that is not true at all. a clitoris is easy mode compared to a prostate.

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
can we just agree chowing box is fun + good and just avoid this whole derail lest get back to the dick talk ppl!

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