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I'm proud of my sister. She even skips the ads with an angry finger, because it's not the video she clicked on. Oh yeah... I also did tell my parents they'll prob be stuck with a hyperactive child in the future, but seeing as they think even vaccines are bad. Oh well! I'm proud of the iGeneration. Can't wait till she starts watching Pewdiepie by herself, firmly anchoring her in today's culture. How's your iGen doing?
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Jun 9, 2016 14:29
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Wow, your daughter knows how to skip the ads but you aren't smart enough to just install loving adblock? lol.
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Jun 9, 2016 14:33
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Jun 9, 2016 14:35
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Seems like a good way to spend this extremely important period of brain development! I'm sure she will end up socially well-adjusted with an adequate working memory and attention span!
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Jun 9, 2016 14:37
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my best friend had a kid he wasn't ready for. he is just about to turn 2 and can't talk but can pick up a phone and browse youtube like a motherfucker. like he knows how to turn on the phone and scroll to the YouTube app. it's all he ever wants to do and he cries pretty much whenever he's not watching a video. it's really sad.
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Jun 9, 2016 14:38
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Hahaha yes, prune all brain circuitry and neural connections used for things other than sitting passively! I'm sure this will end well for that child, she will be successful at school and life!
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Jun 9, 2016 14:39
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Sharzak posted:my best friend had a kid he wasn't ready for. he is just about to turn 2 and can't talk but can pick up a phone and browse youtube like a motherfucker. like he knows how to turn on the phone and scroll to the YouTube app. it's all he ever wants to do and he cries pretty much whenever he's not watching a video. it's really sad. extremely good poo poo
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Jun 9, 2016 14:40
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Get her off the loving phone for christsake. Talk to her, play with her, go outside, move around. Read a picture book. Build a fort, have a pillow fight. Go to the park. Play make-believe, play dress-up.
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Jun 9, 2016 14:44
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she's ready to browse liveleak
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proctorbot posted:Get her off the loving phone for christsake. Talk to her, play with her, go outside, move around. Read a picture book. Build a fort, have a pillow fight. Go to the park. Play make-believe, play dress-up. pipe down grampa
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Jun 9, 2016 14:45
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I don't think the child is watching YouTube 24/7
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Jun 9, 2016 14:55
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American Academy of Pediatrics posted:Television and other entertainment media should be avoided for infants and children under age 2. A child's brain develops rapidly during these first years, and young children learn best by interacting with people, not screens.
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Jun 9, 2016 15:01
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screens often have people on them checkmate atheist bangladeshi blogger
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Jun 9, 2016 15:02
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post pics of your hot stepmom, it's SA tradition
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Jun 9, 2016 15:02
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Hi, I'm the 2 years old step sister
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Jun 9, 2016 15:03
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I love the future. It is here and it is great.
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Jun 9, 2016 15:13
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Parents who let their 2 year olds master electronic devices are irresponsible parents
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Jun 9, 2016 15:17
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The next generation will compete with us for jobs. Most of us can expect to remain in the workforce into our 70s. You know what needs to be done.
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StarMinstrel posted:I also did tell my parents they'll prob be stuck with a hyperactive child in the future, but seeing as they think even vaccines are bad. Kids can't be hyperactive when they're dead, hth
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Jun 9, 2016 15:19
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Uhm the child clearly isn't under 2 years
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Jun 9, 2016 15:21
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give the child an Xbox one to troll it
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StarMinstrel posted:I'm proud of my sister. She even skips the ads with an angry finger, because it's not the video she clicked on. Oh yeah... I also did tell my parents they'll prob be stuck with a hyperactive child in the future, but seeing as they think even vaccines are bad. Oh well! I'm proud of the iGeneration. Can't wait till she starts watching Pewdiepie by herself, firmly anchoring her in today's culture. Get her U-Block so she can watch whatever whenever with no ads you fool.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Wow, your daughter knows how to skip the ads but you aren't smart enough to just install loving adblock? lol. You can take the piss when you learn to differentiate simple words like sister and daughter.
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reignofevil posted:Get her U-Block so she can watch whatever whenever with no ads you fool. Can u get u block for the YouTube app on iPads? Also when the parents are away, the babysitter also gives her the iPad so she can browse youtube's baby vids section. So she's pretty much in front of a screen 8 hours a day. I've given way early about policing my parent's child (mostly because I'm never there) seeing as how they've been happy that she stops crying when in front of a screen since she's 6 months.
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Jun 9, 2016 17:41
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get her a bicycle so she can become a drug courier
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You could hire her out as a Social Media Expert.
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nobody cares about kids
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I work with severely autistic kids who can find specific portions of specific episodes of their favorite shows solely by clicking through suggested video links in less than a minute from virtually any starting point.
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RedMage129 posted:I work with severely autistic kids who can find specific portions of specific episodes of their favorite shows solely by clicking through suggested video links in less than a minute from virtually any starting point. youre a gbs mod
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Jun 9, 2016 17:58
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I'd hope she could do that much at 35
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StarMinstrel posted:iGen iGen people have been around for a while. i think most people don't realize that millennials stopped coming out of vaginas more than a decade ago, maybe 2 if society decides millennials stopped mid 90s
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RedMage129 posted:I work with severely autistic kids who can find specific portions of specific episodes of their favorite shows solely by clicking through suggested video links in less than a minute from virtually any starting point. These obviously grow up to be PYF posters who helpfully identify porn stars from some blurry horribly artifacted screenshot. Man I remember when we had to dig through the woods to find porn 
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Jun 9, 2016 18:48
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RedMage129 posted:I work with severely autistic kids who can find specific portions of specific episodes of their favorite shows solely by clicking through suggested video links in less than a minute from virtually any starting point.
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Sever.
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RedMage129 posted:I work with severely autistic kids who can find specific portions of specific episodes of their favorite shows solely by clicking through suggested video links in less than a minute from virtually any starting point. Man this would have been the perfect post to reply with "so you work from home?" meme joke.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:57
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my little sister balances her time equally between playing outside and playing Splatoon, so i think she is very well-rounded
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isn't it considered child abuse to let your children play outside in tyool 2015
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