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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
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I'm looking at some of the parents of the kids in my daughters class, and fuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Some of these no-longer-a-teen-mom moms make me want to seriously leave my wife.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hmm I think you have a poor relationship

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I bet kalindaes mom doesn't sleep during movies and freak OUT if i wait an hour to do the dishes

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
the notion that a teenager has anything figured out is so incredibly wrong that i have to seriously suspect the OP himself may be a teenager

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Do teenage moms hope to become teenage wifes and that's why they keep the baby?

I just can't imagine someone so young wanting to ruin their life that early.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Decebal posted:

Do teenage moms hope to become teenage wifes and that's why they keep the baby?

I just can't imagine someone so young wanting to ruin their life that early.

no most of them believe in sanctity of life or other dumb bullshit like that plus pregnant women are legit insane because of all the hormones

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Robo Reagan posted:

no most of them believe in sanctity of life or other dumb bullshit like that plus pregnant women are legit insane because of all the hormones

But you can have so much sex and never have to worry if you take the smallest of precautions. Just don't allow conception and then you won't have to make a morally "wrong" decision.

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

Dreddout posted:

I'm looking forward to you becoming a GBS mod.

:master:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

I bet kalindaes mom doesn't sleep during movies and freak OUT if i wait an hour to do the dishes

I bet Amy's mom doesn't mind if I watch porn.

*invites Amy to daughter's birthday*

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Airborne Viking posted:

I bet Amy's mom doesn't mind if I watch porn.

*invites Amy to daughter's birthday*

lol if you married someone that is offended that you watch porn unless they're willing to put out whenever you want them to

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

Airborne Viking posted:

The way I see it is in a few years:
  • They're younger and hotter than the other moms at daycare and PTA meetings

  • If their baby daddies leave, they have the widest selection possible for men that will date single moms (see above)

  • When their kid turn 18, they're in their mid 30's and can still do whatever they want with their life

No one believes a teenager when she says she "knows what she's doing" by having a kid. I think teenage moms deserve the benefit of the doubt.

Yeah your right!

Probably not blacks though

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

well obviously

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Decebal posted:

But you can have so much sex and never have to worry if you take the smallest of precautions. Just don't allow conception and then you won't have to make a morally "wrong" decision.

Remembering to take a pill is apparently really loving hard. I can tell because people I know often accidentally get knocked up.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I admire single moms for doing the hard work of having two jobs and raising the next generation while I, an employed late 20's male, gently caress around pursing my man-child hobbies with no commitments to anyone.

It's really quite noble of them.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Decebal posted:

But you can have so much sex and never have to worry if you take the smallest of precautions. Just don't allow conception and then you won't have to make a morally "wrong" decision.

Many of these same types of teen moms believe that the pill, IUDs, etc are tantamount to abortion, or alternatively, live in areas where sex education/access to women's health is so poor that they have no idea what birth control is.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Meh he said "teenager"

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

noctambulous nebab posted:

Teen moms seem very accepting of their fate for the most part. I find it impressive.

I am not so tough. I've had to abort two of my zygotes so far.

Lol, sinner. :devil:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Airborne Viking posted:

I'm looking at some of the parents of the kids in my daughters class, and fuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Some of these no-longer-a-teen-mom moms make me want to seriously leave my wife.

:stare:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
Maybe some of them won't let themselves go when they get older, right?

Right?

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Decebal posted:

But you can have so much sex and never have to worry if you take the smallest of precautions. Just don't allow conception and then you won't have to make a morally "wrong" decision.

The crossover of people who think abortion and contraception are both morally wrong is pretty big.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Speleothing posted:

Remembering to take a pill is apparently really loving hard. I can tell because people I know often accidentally get knocked up.

its why condoms rule

well mostly because it denies a man pleasure thats mostly why they rule

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

its why condoms rule

well mostly because it denies a man pleasure thats mostly why they rule

all i have to do to deny a man pleasure is stop when im over it

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
you have all these evangelist Christian women raising children alone and then wonder why the new generation is about to vote in a fascist OP

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

Decebal posted:

Do teenage moms hope to become teenage wifes and that's why they keep the baby?

I just can't imagine someone so young wanting to ruin their life that early.

Nah they're mostly trying to replace the love they never got from mommy and daddy (mostly daddy) with the unconditional love of a baby.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
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rakovsky maybe posted:

Nah they're mostly trying to replace the love they never got from mommy and daddy (mostly daddy) with the unconditional love of a baby.

This is the right answer.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

rakovsky maybe posted:

Nah they're mostly trying to replace the love they never got from mommy and daddy (mostly daddy) with the unconditional love of a baby.

This a generally true, but the downside of having a child for these reasons is that it sets you up to be a loving horrible parent once the kid gets old enough to defy and argue with you.

The normal process of disengaging from your parent(s) and becoming your own person is interpreted as REJECTING YORE POOR MAMA and guilt is slathered on AH GAVE UP EVERYTHING FORE U. So the poor kid ends up either being an unwilling neo-parent to their mom, or leaving home at a young age under lovely circumstances.

I live in a lovely town filled with terrible people and I see this over and over again and it's very depressing.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Pretty much, but it;s not just within the family but society wide. A Parent Of A Child is doing the right and natural thing and is a hero in society's eyes and can do no wrong and is unconditionally accepted. For the first time in their lives they are home.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Need a mom count itt, stat

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Darth123123 posted:

Need a mom count itt, stat

Everybody who posts has or had a mom? So roughly two pages of moms hth

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