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i'd build a giant pyramid as my tomb and have the workers buried alive in it
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Live a life of excess, until an eccentric and down to earth character teaches me the most important lesson of all; that you can't buy love also spend the equivalent of the tax revenue of a small town on a painting titled dickbutt in 2 colors
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i would make a bet with another oligarch that character is innate and not learned and then fire one of my employees and replace him with a homeless man
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Despera posted:Kill the people I shared the oligarchy with And become dictator for life.
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I would buy all the golf courses, then ban golf.
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Wikkheiser posted:I would buy all the golf courses, then ban golf. The hero the world needs.
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Wikkheiser posted:I would buy all the golf courses, then ban golf. how much more money do you need to be an oligarch? I've got maybe 4 bucks in mixed change here I don't need, how far does that get you? I'm super into this, let's make it happen
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stephenfry posted:how much more money do you need to be an oligarch? I've got maybe 4 bucks in mixed change here I don't need, how far does that get you? I'm super into this, let's make it happen i think like, at least a cool billion Karl Barks has issued a correction as of 00:30 on Jun 23, 2016 |
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i'd make a plan and I'd follow through
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I'd encourage the desertification of the world by giving massive incentives to people who are farming in marginally effective areas to increase yields until they'd completely depleted the soil. Then I'd give them cheap gasoline and gradually pull back law enforcement (through bribes natch) until only a few really dedicated cops remained in the desert hellscape. Then I'd give everyone a camera and pay a bounty for "sick footage" while slowly ramping up the pressure to go full murder-crazy. I'd use the footage on my TV stations to convince more people to move to the cities (look how much safer it is when you've got private security) putting more pressure on the farmland that was left, rinse, wash, repeat.
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I wanna garch you like an animal I wanna garch you from the in-side... I wanna GARCH YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL! ... E: "Oligarchy" means government by a few. A few... BASTARDS THAT ARE HOSING YOU. I'ts just that simple. zimboe has issued a correction as of 17:29 on Jun 24, 2016 |
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Offer to donate huge amounts to any politicans willing to let me poo poo into their mouths. Release the film 2 years later on Youporn.
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stephenfry posted:how much more money do you need to be an oligarch? I've got maybe 4 bucks in mixed change here I don't need, how far does that get you? I'm super into this, let's make it happen If you are accounting for your wealth with dollars and not non-liquid assets, I'm afraid you'll never be an oligarch.
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I'd invade the Free Planets Alliance.
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Jul 4, 2016 17:48
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purchase the No Ads account upgrade on the somethingawful.com forums
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hire the okcupid nerds to build me an ebay that let you choose to trade only with people you found ethically acceptable run it at a loss and provide colossal discounts for years to steal all the other online marketplace customers using the API'd customer data all the while to provide the political movements I support with better informatics then once the site had become an infrastructural part of western life, suddenly purge everyone right wing tl;dr or more accurately If I were an oligarch I'd do something really dumb and unoriginal that meant I would stop being an oligarch shortly thereafter and have to go back to the rat farm
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