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i'd buy this forum and shut it down
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I'd pay your mom to suck my dick wait, I already get that for free
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Jun 16, 2016 16:12
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have you dragged away in chains
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Jun 16, 2016 16:13
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run in the 2020 gop primary
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Jun 16, 2016 16:14
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rude
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Jun 16, 2016 16:15
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mods rename this thread "if I were a rich man daidle deedle daidle dumb"
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Jun 16, 2016 16:16
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i would turn every tv station into the ed show reruns everyday all day
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Jun 16, 2016 16:19
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Kill the people I shared the oligarchy with
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Jun 16, 2016 16:23
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Throw money and influence at electoral reform, in the hope that once I've spent far too much resources on that, everything else will fix itself and humanity's market failure of a response to climate change will be swiftly addressed oh gently caress I'm clooney now
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Jun 16, 2016 18:51
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Hunt the most dangerous game. Probably lions or something.
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Jun 16, 2016 19:09
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buy a whole bunch of horses
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Jun 16, 2016 20:08
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Sleep on a huge pile of money surrounded by many beautiful beautiful ladies
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Jun 16, 2016 21:11
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I'd form an alliance with the lizard people.
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Jun 16, 2016 21:21
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Al! posted:mods rename this thread "if I were a rich man daidle deedle daidle dumb" I for one am offended by this cultural appropriation.
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Jun 16, 2016 21:27
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i'd fuckin.... like... yeah haha
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Jun 16, 2016 21:29
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two chicks at once
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Jun 16, 2016 21:44
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I'd relax on my yacht watching the nba finals and browse the forums. So nothing would change
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Jun 17, 2016 04:52
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Probably get really weird and decadent. Like shoeboxes on my feet, injecting cocaine into my penis, seen only in the company of my female bodyguards, getting into crazy facepaint and playing jai alai sort of weird.
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Jun 17, 2016 06:54
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i'd continue my oaths to celebicy and sobriety op
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Jun 17, 2016 06:56
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Not a Step posted:two chicks at once
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Jun 17, 2016 08:24
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Eat a nice meal.
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Jun 17, 2016 11:09
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I'd garch like it's 1999.
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Jun 17, 2016 12:34
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finance the founding of paramilitary groups in war torn countries
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Jun 17, 2016 12:57
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Same as now
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Jun 17, 2016 13:36
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I'd use my vast fortune to ruin cinema. I'd have people support absolute schlock by using strawbuyers to ensure that all sequels made more money than the original, that compelling new movies were leaked and torrented before they were released in theatres, that any actor attempting to step outside the character they'd established in their first success was met with crushing failure. I'd bankrupt and drive to drink and despair talented directors, constantly waving huge sums of money in front of them to make Angry Birds sequels. No one would know anyone who went and paid for a movie, because they were all so bad, but somehow they'd keep making money.
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Peztopiary posted:I'd use my vast fortune to ruin cinema. mr. iger i am glad to see you posting here but you must be very busy
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Jun 19, 2016 00:51
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I'd buy you a fur coat. But not a real fur coat. That's cruel.
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Jun 19, 2016 01:36
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id go full abramovich. get me that mother fuckin soccer team. but definitely get my rear end out of russia i associate oligarchs with russia, anyway, are we just talking rich people in an american context? i heard one of those silicon valley assholes once hotboxed their private jet to the point where the pilots had to put on the emergency air masks, maybe id do that
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Jun 19, 2016 02:01
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I would fund an anime third world Maoist party
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Jun 19, 2016 17:58
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I would end anime and anime enthusiasts.
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Jun 19, 2016 18:25
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I'd probably hire a bunch of workers to slave away in my factory paying them less than the value of their labour while also lengthening their working day to amass profits which I can then use to invest in new factories. Due to competition with my fellow oligarchs I will have to constantly wring more labour from the people working in the factory and mechanise more and more of the work in the factory generating a vast pool of surplus labour power. When the factory collapses I will blame the government.
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Jun 19, 2016 18:37
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spend money on nice things for myself and my family
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Jun 19, 2016 18:40
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I'd spend money on better looking/more expensive nice things for myself and my family, then invite people over and desperately try to get them to agree that, yes, my nice things are better than yours
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Jun 20, 2016 04:12
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hookers and blow always
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Jun 20, 2016 04:41
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Man rudatron your things are nice.
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Jun 20, 2016 07:34
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unironically drive a hummer
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Jun 20, 2016 07:59
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I wanna garch you like an animal- I wanna garch you from the inside-
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Jun 20, 2016 20:20
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Not a Step posted:two chicks at once dude
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Jun 20, 2016 21:44
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Gyra_Solune posted:unironically drive a hummer why stop at a hummer?
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i'd build a giant pyramid as my tomb and have the workers buried alive in it
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